Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore. I am sorry.
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Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Cowboys really are America's team, both are run by an old fool that surrounds himself with nepotistic and or sycophantic hires, each less qualified than the last.
Ravens and Eagles should trade HCs.
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Ravens and Eagles should trade HCs.
Sorry if I'm ranting here, but I'm not doing Facebook, and I try not to let some of the other people I actual care about know how annoyed I am. It's shit that always went on, but you'd hope it be different, and sorry folks, this shit happened to us, the you don't talk to us either ain't working.
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sorry if I'm ranting here, but I'm not doing Facebook, and I try not to let some of the other people I actual care about know how annoyed I am. It's shit that always went on, but you'd hope it be different, and sorry folks, this shit happened to us, the you don't talk to us either ain't working.
Wasn't invited anyway but I wouldn't have gone because I have no desire to be around my trolling Trump uncle who routinely post these videos on Facebook from people he wouldn't have in his own house. But they're ignorant anyway, and I tried a bit for Mom, but nothing changed, and fuck em.
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Wasn't invited anyway but I wouldn't have gone because I have no desire to be around my trolling Trump uncle who routinely post these videos on Facebook from people he wouldn't have in his own house. But they're ignorant anyway, and I tried a bit for Mom, but nothing changed, and fuck em.
You can tell how me he really cares.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You can tell how me he really cares.
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Turned out great! Hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Turned out great! Hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving
Did a pretty understated Thanksgiving dinner this year. Just had to get through the day to be honest. Still nice to be with my brothers and make it through the day.
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Did a pretty understated Thanksgiving dinner this year. Just had to get through the day to be honest. Still nice to be with my brothers and make it through the day.
You want to talk about a guy who does deserve an even small "You deserve it" run.
I don't think Tony will put the Title on Eddie. He absolutely should, and I would love if he did, but it feels like he doesn't see Eddie Kingston as "That Guy"
And that's a shame.
#AEW #AEWCollision
And that's a shame.
#AEW #AEWCollision
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You want to talk about a guy who does deserve an even small "You deserve it" run.
Who do we want to be the next AEW Champion? #WrestleSky #AEW
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Who do we want to be the next AEW Champion? #WrestleSky #AEW
In real life, this is like hour 4 or 5 of pro wrestling and Eddie Kingston still getting that pop.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
In real life, this is like hour 4 or 5 of pro wrestling and Eddie Kingston still getting that pop.
Well, maybe it's good that maybe they can see them bums in the rear view mirror.
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Well, maybe it's good that maybe they can see them bums in the rear view mirror.
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Trump: “You’re not allowed to use the word ‘Indian’ anymore”
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Trump: “You’re not allowed to use the word ‘Indian’ anymore”
I don't think Campbell and Sirianni are that different and both are probably as good as their coordinators.
Dan Campbell coached himself out of this one
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I don't think Campbell and Sirianni are that different and both are probably as good as their coordinators.
Look at that big poodle!
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Look at that big poodle!
I think we do idealize athletes too much, but this Maxey at the dog show stuff is great.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I think we do idealize athletes too much, but this Maxey at the dog show stuff is great.
Wouldn't be the first time he was out of breath trying to get the most out of a dog teammate.
Tyrese Maxey just completed in the national dog show
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
How Tyrese Maxey went from the hardwood to the 2025 National Dog Show
The Philadelphia 76ers star ran two dogs through the Purina Pro Plan Incredible Dog Challenge Agility Show while the show taped in Philadelphia.
www.espn.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Wouldn't be the first time he was out of breath trying to get the most out of a dog teammate.
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November 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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When Hangman & Swerve came riding like the wind into town to kick some ass as the crowd goes nuts, my main thought was, "It's such a bummer Tony Khan doesnt believe in Hangman enough to push him."
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
When Hangman & Swerve came riding like the wind into town to kick some ass as the crowd goes nuts, my main thought was, "It's such a bummer Tony Khan doesnt believe in Hangman enough to push him."
Sorry I don't need to see that lush that Trump put in a position of power wave the bloody shirt today. Fuck you and fuck your boss.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sorry I don't need to see that lush that Trump put in a position of power wave the bloody shirt today. Fuck you and fuck your boss.
I was Bart when I first watched this, now I am firmly Homer, with Grandpa on the horizon.
Time for Bart vs Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I was Bart when I first watched this, now I am firmly Homer, with Grandpa on the horizon.
Time for Bart vs Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Time for Bart vs Thanksgiving.
They're on like the 17th Top at this point.
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
They're on like the 17th Top at this point.
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Rap: Bears CB Jaylon Johnson (groin) to be activated to 53-man roster.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Rap: Bears CB Jaylon Johnson (groin) to be activated to 53-man roster.