Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
banner
datfireprincess.bsky.social
Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
@datfireprincess.bsky.social
640 followers 630 following 1.9K posts
Cute Girl! Never taking any guff from any gators. 39 hella gay. Laura Kinney Stan account. She/Her. I'm a Friend of Mara. CEO of Sharks. #NoTERFsintheSurf NO MINORS!
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
I watched the latest episode of Make Some Noise on DropOut

And I don't know if @/brennanleemulligan.bsky.social was making a joke, but in case he wasn't... Homestar Runner is a millennial thing. I confuse all my Gen Z friends when I quote it.

It literally helped shape my vocabulary and humor.
I would be so god damned embarrassed if I missed the politics of One Piece or thought it was apolitical.

It's pretty in your face.
Huh someone responded to this, and I guess blocked me? There's one response and I can't see it.
Honestly as someone who's arm was broken by racists as a kid for the crime of being brown, really glad I clocked this whole "Clanker" shit early.

It's not even a clever dog whistle.
Just started watching "A Wild Last Boss Appears" and the main character just said this:

""Watching a cute girl is more motivating than some guy!" was the stupid reason I spent several hours agonizing over character creation!"

.... bruh... that's egg talk 101. lol.
TO BE HONEST I often forget that straight people exist!

Like at all.
Reposted by Lily is a Wrestling Shark 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.
Is it my imagination or is Kim a lil beefier than normal? I approve.
"Okay but to get past it, why didn't you just let him do it?"

Okay cause the grossest part is that the whole campaign was done via text, and he wanted a whole roleplay scene.

Double barf.
And I was like "Yeah, dude, she's not interested in that."

And he fucking wouldn't budge.

"BUT THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS!"

I was going to make each character a 5 level prestige class with cool abilities representative of their deity. But he fucked all that up.
Shout out to that time I stopped running a D&D game because I had this whole idea about the players each becoming the champion of the deity they served.

And when offered a boon by his goddess, some dude said "All I need my lady, is a night in your bedchamber"

Barf.
Back at Joyce's childhood home, Carol is being a real cunt about EVERYTHING.

You'll notice her concerns have nothing to do with the fact that Joyce was shot at. Nope it's them damn unbelievers and Lesbians.

Joyce decides to do something Un-Joyce-like.
Meanwhile back at school, Billie moves out of Ruth's place, Mary can't boss around Ruth, and Ruth is kind of a jerk towards Billie about the whole situation.

Probably because she's hoping to push Billie away and protect her.
Also what a way to frame things.

Yeah Carol, I'm sure that it's Becky being a lesbian that landed Toedad in jail... And not ya know, pulling a gun on campus, and discharging it around shooters. Or the car chase. Or the kidnapping.

Yep it was the lesbianism for sure.
If you were wondering who agreed with Toedad, yeah it's Carol.

Remember I said one of Joyce's parents would get better and one of them wouldn't. Now you know.

And what you need to know is, she will get worse.
Also Joyce calls Toedad an Asshole and Hank doesn't scold her for cursing he just agrees with her.
I mention that because it's important to me to point out that Hank doesn't see Toedad's actions as righteous.

Someone else Joyce knows thinks fairly differently.
Hank admits he's never cared for Toedad very much, and if it weren't for Becky and Joyce being friends their families probably wouldn't have spent much time together.

He says "We got along. We were both, I thought, men of God."
Another touching father daughter moment for Hank and Joyce. It's interesting that he's letting Joyce see the little cracks in his "morality".

I think it's always moral to punch homophobes in the face, but I imagine Hank wanted to punch him for other reasons.
Yeah Ruth has decided that she can't let Mary be about that fuck shit, and so she needs Billie to move out, and also stop dating. Because Mary is using their relationship as an excuse to be transphobic.

Billie seems cool with it, so everything should be fine right? Eeeeeeeh...
Sorry about that folks, sometimes my brain needs a break to do other stuff. But we're back at it again.

So where we left off in the thread Joyce and Becky are leaving for the weekend to go home and visit... And a LOT of shit is about to go down. Prepare for some cliff notes.