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A stupefying deficit of attention.
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Something terrible took place in this gas station
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Playing Final Fantasy 7 as an unsophisticated child with peanut butter all over my face vs playing it as a sophisticated adult cognizant of important themes and motifs
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I bought the Suikoden remakes and I love this trend of remaking old jrpgs because it lets me see how much I’ve progressed from being a very intelligent child to getting an equal amount of enjoyment from it as a very stupid adult
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

My Chemical Romance
Los Campesinos!
Charli XCX
Carly Rae Jepsen
Robyn
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Bob Seger/Molly Hatchet
Pete Seeger
U2 (nightclub)
Prince (Purple Rain debut)
Police/Go-Go's (arena)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Cyndi Lauper
Guns n Roses / Skid Row
Queensryche
Roxette
Veruca Salt
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Oh thank god the heat is back on
Woke up way more sick than yesterday and our heat is out. ☠️
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Woke up way more sick than yesterday and our heat is out. ☠️
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Fingers crossed that Mox loses every one of his matches so we get to continue his incredible flame out.
Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite 8pm ET/7pm CT TOMORROW! Thanksgiving Eve Continental Classic Blue League @JonMoxley vs @MascaraDoradMD SkyTeam retained the CMLL World Trios Title at Full Gear! Now, Mascara Dorada will debut in C2 Blue League vs the embattled Jon Moxley, TOMORROW!
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm at the point where I'd probably hear out some conspiracy theory talk on how Tik-Tok style self-censored speech is one of the most successful psy-ops in history.
just saw someone say "the SA of nanking" and my god you people need to get more comfortable saying the word rape
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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over and over i ask: do you genuinely think the police will catch the person who stole your package (and what do you actually want to happen to that person, if so)
“Camera doorbells are social cancer as a technology, breaking down social solidarity and further encouraging people to see strangers with suspicion.”
Christmas is coming, and the Black Friday sales signal we’re in peak gift-buying season.

When you’re picking out gifts for friends and family this year, there’s a whole slew of tech products that are better to avoid. I put together a guide to help you through it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I woke up sick which hasn't exactly put me in the best mood and I've already run into multiple things today that basically boil down to me wanting to say
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Do you think love can bloom even on the battlefield, Charlie Brown?
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Only by studying deeply the secret lore of the Clone Wars will you come to appreciate the role played in Galactic History by my favorite Star Wars character, Minball Pachine
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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ivan ooze [explicit]
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Had an incredibly packed weekend full of friends. Had people over for Full Gear last night and then played Monster of the Week all day with my longest running gaming group. Hell of a way to spend the weekend.
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Hey, Instagram. What the fuck is this?
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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(guy who makes everything about tetsuya naito voice) you know getting kind of a tetsuya naito vibe from hangman's title reigns
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Keith hit Chain Bastard
recording tonight... time to open up the old document...
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How could my answer be any design that isn't Trunks from DBZ?
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
She’s been working on some really cool stuff lately, but I think this might be one of my favorite pieces she’s ever made. Pictures don’t do it justice
Further adventures in pyrography
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
A hostel in Paris. But also, that seems like a place a lot of people have puked.
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
ya ever have those days where you feel like Waddle Dee (lowest-poly)?
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
How deep does your brain need to be cooked by capitalism and PR bullshit to say that you should see systemic sexual predation of minors as an "opportunity?" We need to bring back shame.
Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM