Mind Goblin
@slartibartfast34.bsky.social
Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
Oscar Wilde would have been the king of shitposting
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Oscar Wilde would have been the king of shitposting
Hang on, let me go downstairs and get the rest of my mime jokes
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Hang on, let me go downstairs and get the rest of my mime jokes
Thinking about Bubba
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Thinking about Bubba
That song always raises a lot of questions for me, like, did they... did they kill grandma?
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
That song always raises a lot of questions for me, like, did they... did they kill grandma?
That's no moon!
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
That's no moon!
look at that moon!
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
look at that moon!
mmm yes certainly the problem with Hitler is he wasn't right wing enough
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
mmm yes certainly the problem with Hitler is he wasn't right wing enough
I have two beautiful intelligent children and one kind dumb and ugly one. I just don't tell them which is which.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I have two beautiful intelligent children and one kind dumb and ugly one. I just don't tell them which is which.
perfectly normal, perfectly healthy
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
perfectly normal, perfectly healthy
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Bad on the outside, I thought he smelled!
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Bad on the outside, I thought he smelled!
they're HUMAN BEINGS YOU TWISTED FUCK
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
they're HUMAN BEINGS YOU TWISTED FUCK
fucking racist pig
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
fucking racist pig
was that you drinking eggnog right out of the carton
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
was that you drinking eggnog right out of the carton
guy still owes me a beer
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
guy still owes me a beer