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k_the_(spo)okayest

@ktheokayest.bsky.social

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Bisexual Space Socialist. My HLA-B27 gene is all jacked up. Tucson resident. Sci-fi Writer. He/Him/Dude Fuck him and everyone who voted for him. You're a moron.

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 19d

It appears I got added to another pack.

I must be hot shit.

a close up of a man 's face with a flag in the background and a flag in the background .

Alt: A gif of Tom Cruise from the original Top Gun. He's standing with flirty confidence before he smugly puts on a pair of aviator sunglasses and smiles with macho intent. It was the 80s. Everyone had macho intent.

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 6h

Couple things:

1) Hehehe... neckgina, nussy, Meltyneck McBeef Curtains

2) Who wrote this? Because he definitely did not.

A picture of a long truth social post by the tangerine tantrum complaining about a picture Time magazine published of him. It shows him balding and with whohaw lips on his neck. It's incredibly accurate so he obviously hates it. You don't need the text, I'm saving you from that.

k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 7h

No, Ted, they didn't shoot anything until white men showed up with guns. Then the white men started shooting fucking everything themselves. Read a fucking book, champ. It might save your life.

Their gaslighting is getting lazier and lazier. The grift is losing its grit.

A screencap of a post by the official Buffalo Bill's account and the reposting by Ted "Cancun" Cruz. The exchange goes:

Buffalo Bills: This Indigenous People's Day and every day, we honor those who first called this land home. We celebrate strength, resilience, contributions, and cultures of Indigenous peoples everywhere.

Ted Cruz: They shot buffaloes.

(Just for the record, Buffalo is the plural of Buffalo. Ted is a stupid person's genius, which is incredibly traumatizing.)

k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 7h

The Portland Frog is considered a terrorist by this admin's standards but the tyrannical, genocidal fascist fuck running Israel is somehow a hero for NOT killing women and children for a few days?

Just for the record, there are more Frogs in this world than bibis. This all ends when we grasp that.

k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 21h

I just checked-in with Scotty. He still doesn't know.

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 22h

Slavery: When you steal someone from their home and force them to work for you using violence and fear.

Apartheid: When someone comes to your home and forces you to work for them using violence and fear.

I hope that clears up what musk is doing to America. It's a family tradition.

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 22h

My unfollow/blockin' thumb is gettin' a work out on this app today.

Could most of you on this app be anymore annoying/depressing/pretentious? Doesn't seem so.

k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 23h

You guys, Stormy Daniel's has re-entered the conversation.

A picture of a post from Stormy Daniel's that says:

"I feel for all the people on furlough during this government shut down.

I know exactly how terrible it is to get fucked by Donald Trump."

k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

The ANTIFA manifesto is essentially any random episode of Reading Rainbow.

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

Happy "Christopher Columbus was a genocidal douchebag who was terrible at directions" day to all who celebrate!

k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

Who throws a shoe? Honestly!

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

This version of the roaring 20s sucks donkey farts.

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

The Unusual Suspects

A meme showing an FBI lineup with the heading reading "FBI MOST WANTED TERRORISTS" and standing in the lineup are Inflatable Reptar, Inflatable Freedom Frog, Inflatable Unicorn, and Inflatable Shark.

Clearly, they're war criminals.

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

When you eated an edible and nothing happened so you smoked a little green and now the edible is kicking your ass.

A picture of a cat that looks like he had 4 beers too many.

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

What none of them know is that the life of the ebony clock went out with that of the last of the gay. And the flames of the tripods expired. And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all.

(Lit joke, Poe's Masque of the Red Death quote)

k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

They create the problem then offer a half-assed solution.

Heroic.

k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

The Unusual Suspects

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

¡Viva la rana de la libertad!

A drawing of the Portland Freedom Frog standing in front of a line of fascist pigs... I mean ICE and cops.

ACAB

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

a man is walking down a dirt road with the words on my way written on it .

ALT: a man is walking down a dirt road with the words on my way written on it .

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

When you eated an edible and nothing happened so you smoked a little green and now the edible is kicking your ass.

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

Did someone say... carne asada nachos?

A picture of Marge Simpson with her big blue hair and a sheepish grin painted across her face.

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

If melanin is a reason for quitting then you should have never been a cop to begin with. The world will be a better place without "those" cops.

ACAB

elmo from sesame street says " oh well " in front of him

ALT: elmo from sesame street says " oh well " in front of him

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d

So... New York won't just be a better place with Mamdani, it'll be a hell of alot safer without all the shitty racist cops who shouldn't have been cops to begin with.

New York Post @nypost.com · 1d

NYPD cops will flee the force if Mamdani is elected, Ray Kelly warns

"He is a problem. He is antisemitic. He is someone who has a lot of crazy ideas," Kelly told Cats, describing the NYPD as a "target" for Mamdani.

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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 2d

Surely Gym has something else he can be doing... like his job... or ignoring young men's pleas for help when they were being sexually assaulted by his frien... oh... I get his trump affiliation now! Got it. Pedophile club.

First rule of pedophile club is cover for all your rich rapey pedo friends.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Jim Jordan on Trump publicly calling for the prosecution of his political enemies, who have then been prosecuted: "The president is speaking his mind, and I think that's entirely appropriate."

k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 2d

I hear the whites are throwing their own Superbowl Half-time show with Natty ICE, sister strippers, and a maximum of a 3rd grade reading level. Sponsored by Miracle Whip. Featuring Lara Trump and her 3-man Jug Band covering all 1 of Lee Greenwood's hits, repeatedly, for 45 minutes straight. 🤢🤮 🎶

k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 2d

If this is true, I am pissed off too. 274 agents? Doing what? Standing there and letting Komrade Kankles' gaggle of natzi assclowns disgrace America? 274 Biden agents just let taco trump throw an insurrection without a fight?

I bet we get to see proof of these "agents" in 2 weeks, right?