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Julia Mariani
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All my little words. Champagne in a pint glass.
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It's so funny how we all have a device with capabilities such as "Essentially Infinite Knowledge" and "More Art Than You can Ever Appreciate" but the people who make the device and its software only ever want us to use the "Brain Disintegrator 3000" and "Involuntary Mass Surveillance Node" functions
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The first (1955) Danish edition of Ray Bradbury’s FAHRENHEIT 451. Later editions did not convert the title, so this is the only SI-compatible edition! 🎢
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4 dos últimos 5 governadores do Rio tbm tem 🤔
G1 tbm ta noticiando de maneira acrítica que 78 de 99 tinham "histórico criminal".

1º, e daí? Não existe justificativa legal para matar quem teve alguma condenação / prisão.

2º, então você tá me dizendo que 21 não tinham qualquer histórico. Mesmo na lógica bizarra da direita, 21 de coalteral é ok?
Ter ficha criminal não significa que a pena de morte tenha sido liberada no Brasil (apesar de ser informalmente) www.metropoles.com/colunas/mire...
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as internets que as pessoas frequentam são muito diferentes umas das outras
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Man it really is so upsetting that Google just doesn’t work anymore. Used to do such incredible things with it and now! Not at all
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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Bem-te-vi - 🎵 Cláudio Dias Timm
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🇧🇷Bem-te-vi
🌎Pitangus sulphuratus
Conservação:Pouco Preocupante

O bem-te-vi é uma ave passeriforme da família dos Tiranídeos

📷 Rudimar Cipriani
The Internet pre social media
they should invent the opposite of brainrot
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They are also intentionally conflating machine-learning and generative AI slop to confuse and try to make GenAI seem necessary. Google Maps traffic stuff is machine learning, not GenAI, for example. Auto-correct is too. Don't let them make you lose the thread. GenAI slop is slop.
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
It's truly incredible how much I don't care for baseball
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A man at a fancy hat store in Santa Fe, on finding out we were a group of ornithology students: "I like roadrunners, but I worry about them. They seem to have a lot of angst."

This is, of course, entirely true, but rarely so directly stated.
do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.
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Less shocked by the ignorance of Irish political history than by the clear implication they never read @seamas.bsky.social's seminal "accidentally taking ket in front of the president" thread.
And people say the British press doesn't know anything about Ireland. They got this scoop, didn't they.
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Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
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“You’re one of the good ones” is a terrifying sentiment because it means “I at some level think I am an arbiter of your social value” and, well, who asked you buddy
Very revealing that several Germans have got in touch to say that their chancellor’s comments about migrants were not directed at me. First of all, that would imply I shouldn’t care. Secondly, to imply that non-white races are inherently more likely to commit crime is an attack on *all* migrants.
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harry potter tattoos have a significantly higher regret rate than any gender affirming surgeries
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This is the Pequod, bound round the world! Tell them to address all future letters to the Pacific ocean!
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Good morning from these Halloween goblins
I was just thinking today about the start that the date where most children get killed by cars is Halloween. Which is clearly an argument for no cars on Halloween, but that's not how it's seen..
“This letter gets right to the heart of debates about children’s right to play and their right to the street. It ignores the fact that cars have encroached onto streets, which had previously been regarded as social spaces, not the other way round”.
Play isn’t just for playgrounds.
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I am just a little bit of a media historian, but I've read enough to say that I think this has a pretty easy explanation: there was a time where if you wanted to be a movie exec you had to socially succeed with other movie people; now you have to socially succeed with finance and tech bros.
last 15 years feel like an experiment in putting individuals who don't know why people see movies in charge of getting people to see movies
David and Larry Ellisons’ sloptastic vision for Hollywood is coming into focus:

“Paramount has reportedly signed a $200M+ multiyear deal for Higgsfield AI to use mass-use Popcorn AI model that ingests dailies and script notes, then outputs regional cuts: new leads, alternate jokes, revised endings”
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you could buy a pack of spirits for like four dollars. the foundations of the subculture have all been knocked down
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The question to ask all young men is 'how many people have you helped this week? how many have you cared for?"