Sean D. Sollé
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Sean D. Sollé
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I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
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Draw me like one of your baths.
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Dan O'Bannon is also the guy who introduced the concept of zombies eating brains into pop culture. Prior to his "Return of the Living Dead" screenplay, movie zombies and/or ghouls were just cannibals; They didn't go for brains specifically.
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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Not a surprise even the successful AI novelists are pivoting to selling AI hype to aspiring authors instead.
February 8, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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The people are talking about that sport ball game thing again
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Concentration camps:

“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...
lataco.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Democrats: Doctor, I'm depressed.

Doctor: Have I got a solution for you. Most pathetically inept political party.
February 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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THIS IS FAKE

STOP SPREADING FAKE SHIT FOR CLOUT
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Got an e-mail telling me I need to confirm my date of birth as being old enough to have a facebook account

At this point, my actual facebook account has existed for more than 18 years so I would say it's probably old enough
February 8, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Folks, I'm getting a cat on Tuesday and I've never lived with a cat so I'm a bit nervous. Tell me the ways in which your cats have made your lives better?
February 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Hang it in the Louvre
February 7, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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When It Happens, I hope the hearse gets a similarly festive parade
Hang it in the Louvre
February 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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one time i threatened to jump off a cliff but it was just a bluff
February 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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I’d just like to reach out and let Jeff Bezos know I am willing to help him out, and offer $500 for the Washington Post…
He needs to move fast though, because I’m gonna sober up soon, and change my mind!
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Spent all evening over thinking a drawing to make this doodle in 5 mins which I love

Why art be like this 🫠
February 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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I promised my truck that when it’s time, I’m gonna put it in neutral and let it roll off a ledge into an old quarry
February 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Today could be the day. Or tomorrow. Just saying.
February 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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george washington: (chopping down trees left and right) they’re for my teeth
February 7, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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US elite institutions be as ethical as Burning Man challenge

via @henryburke.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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less discourse more S’mores
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Tori Amos in 1994:
February 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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i know a lot of people don't want to hear this but given the choice between voting for a leader who will commit violence against a large number of marginalized people and one who will only commit violence against a slightly smaller number, you have to opt for harm reduction and build two guillotines
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM