Sean D. Sollé
@sd.solle.uk
I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
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Sean D. Sollé
@sd.solle.uk
· Mar 24
Draw me like one of your baths.
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*closes all 78 open browser tabs and deletes history on your laptop while you sleep*
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
*closes all 78 open browser tabs and deletes history on your laptop while you sleep*
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all i'm saying is that there were better options
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Nice one, Spidey.
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Nice one, Spidey.
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Anyone spent time looking at the PRs that introduced these recent React code reds?
Dare I ask, are my suspicions correct that LLM-tools were involved correct?
Dare I ask, are my suspicions correct that LLM-tools were involved correct?
December 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Anyone spent time looking at the PRs that introduced these recent React code reds?
Dare I ask, are my suspicions correct that LLM-tools were involved correct?
Dare I ask, are my suspicions correct that LLM-tools were involved correct?
I get that not everyone is a fan of sports simulation games, but "illegal waste mountain" is a bit of a mean way to describe Electronic Arts' catalogue.
EA to spend millions clearing Oxfordshire illegal waste mountain in break with policy
EA to spend millions clearing Oxfordshire illegal waste mountain in break with policy
Announcement draws anger from Labour MP over refusal to remove tonnes of rubbish dumped near school in Wigan
The Environment Agency is to spend millions of pounds to clear an enormous illegal rubbish dump in Oxfordshire, saying the waste is at risk of catching fire.
But the decision announced on Thursday to clear up the thousands of tonnes of waste illegally dumped outside Kidlington has drawn an angry response from a Labour MP in Greater Manchester whose constituents have been living alongside 25,000 tonnes of toxic rubbish for nearly a year. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I get that not everyone is a fan of sports simulation games, but "illegal waste mountain" is a bit of a mean way to describe Electronic Arts' catalogue.
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The two main genders are: the one that notices the picture/sound quality and the one that doesn’t.
December 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The two main genders are: the one that notices the picture/sound quality and the one that doesn’t.
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The family of the late SE25 artist Neil Fraser has been auctioning off his artworks. But nobody wants this guant kit model of the Schwerer Gustav railway gun that he built. If you do, email the address in the pic and the alt.text. 1/2
December 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The family of the late SE25 artist Neil Fraser has been auctioning off his artworks. But nobody wants this guant kit model of the Schwerer Gustav railway gun that he built. If you do, email the address in the pic and the alt.text. 1/2
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"Maybe I'm mispronouncing his name. Everyone mispronounces my name, so I feel I have the right."
Colm Toybin on David Slazay's Flesh, and why authors should look "significantly depressed" in their photographs.
Colm Toybin on David Slazay's Flesh, and why authors should look "significantly depressed" in their photographs.
December 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
"Maybe I'm mispronouncing his name. Everyone mispronounces my name, so I feel I have the right."
Colm Toybin on David Slazay's Flesh, and why authors should look "significantly depressed" in their photographs.
Colm Toybin on David Slazay's Flesh, and why authors should look "significantly depressed" in their photographs.
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Szalay - and I say this with the utmost collegial respect and admiration - often has the look of someone who decided to be a highly esteemed author as a prank, but it's gone too far, everyone is taking it very seriously and it's too late to back out.
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Szalay - and I say this with the utmost collegial respect and admiration - often has the look of someone who decided to be a highly esteemed author as a prank, but it's gone too far, everyone is taking it very seriously and it's too late to back out.
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reading about genAI slop brokers makes me want to draw more weird manual art. extremely realistic brachiosaurus reconstruction for you
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
reading about genAI slop brokers makes me want to draw more weird manual art. extremely realistic brachiosaurus reconstruction for you
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do you think it's wrong that I have the urge to actually murder people for using leafblowers?
(I am not going to murder them. I am just feeling the urge.)
there is something about the specific frequency/loudness of the sound that is torture to me. more so than any other sound, I think.
(I am not going to murder them. I am just feeling the urge.)
there is something about the specific frequency/loudness of the sound that is torture to me. more so than any other sound, I think.
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
do you think it's wrong that I have the urge to actually murder people for using leafblowers?
(I am not going to murder them. I am just feeling the urge.)
there is something about the specific frequency/loudness of the sound that is torture to me. more so than any other sound, I think.
(I am not going to murder them. I am just feeling the urge.)
there is something about the specific frequency/loudness of the sound that is torture to me. more so than any other sound, I think.
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This took me far too long to make. If only there was some kind of machine could've done it for me…
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
This took me far too long to make. If only there was some kind of machine could've done it for me…
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"Just protecting women and girls"
They invited Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to the Harry Potter set THIS SEPTEMBER?!?
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
"Just protecting women and girls"
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GOD DAMN IT, I’M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKIN’ FILM!!
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 AM
GOD DAMN IT, I’M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKIN’ FILM!!
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
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i follow the waiter to our table,
he says they don’t usually seat incomplete parties
i thank him and hang my bag off a chair
mr. whiskers arrives and sits on my left, madame bunnington on my right
the waiter returns and gasps at me smiling between a mustachioed dong and a teal rabbit vibrator
he says they don’t usually seat incomplete parties
i thank him and hang my bag off a chair
mr. whiskers arrives and sits on my left, madame bunnington on my right
the waiter returns and gasps at me smiling between a mustachioed dong and a teal rabbit vibrator
December 20, 2024 at 3:40 AM
i follow the waiter to our table,
he says they don’t usually seat incomplete parties
i thank him and hang my bag off a chair
mr. whiskers arrives and sits on my left, madame bunnington on my right
the waiter returns and gasps at me smiling between a mustachioed dong and a teal rabbit vibrator
he says they don’t usually seat incomplete parties
i thank him and hang my bag off a chair
mr. whiskers arrives and sits on my left, madame bunnington on my right
the waiter returns and gasps at me smiling between a mustachioed dong and a teal rabbit vibrator
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Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
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Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
November 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
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Looks like Science is not one of Liam Neeson’s “particular sets of skills.”
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Looks like Science is not one of Liam Neeson’s “particular sets of skills.”
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"Hello. My name is Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor. You killed my mother. Prepare to die."
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Hello. My name is Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor. You killed my mother. Prepare to die."
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Anyway look at this perfect Very Hungry Caterpillar scarf someone made, it's absolutely gorgeous www.vinted.co.uk/items/774719...
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December 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Anyway look at this perfect Very Hungry Caterpillar scarf someone made, it's absolutely gorgeous www.vinted.co.uk/items/774719...
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intelligence is knowing that your hometown, Cowes, is NOT named after cows. it is named after the sand banks 😤
wisdom is learning that the sand banks were thought to look like cows.
wisdom is learning that the sand banks were thought to look like cows.
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
intelligence is knowing that your hometown, Cowes, is NOT named after cows. it is named after the sand banks 😤
wisdom is learning that the sand banks were thought to look like cows.
wisdom is learning that the sand banks were thought to look like cows.
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Prince Charles leaving Cirencester Hospital after shaking too many hands (1990)
December 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Prince Charles leaving Cirencester Hospital after shaking too many hands (1990)
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when I see someone driving really fast I think oh poor fella probably has diarrhea
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
when I see someone driving really fast I think oh poor fella probably has diarrhea
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As a musician I refuse to take requests. The only time I take requests is when someone asks me to. That’s it.
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
As a musician I refuse to take requests. The only time I take requests is when someone asks me to. That’s it.