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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · Aug 16

Them: Star Trek suddenly went woke

Star Trek:

Data to Troi: I have decided to allow my child to choose its own sex and appearance.

- Curzon, my beloved old friend!
- I'm Jadzia now.
- Jadzia, my beloved old friend!

Scene from Star Trek TOS: "Let that be your last battlefield". 2 conflicting aliens, both have half face black, half face white. But one is black on the right, and white on the left, while the other is opposite.

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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 4h

Did you see BoingBoing mentioned you too?

"I will strangle a horse" is a text adventure to start the week with

Easily the best game you'll ever play on the subject. Animal lovers need not fret: if a horse is strangled, it will certainly deserve it.

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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 1d

It's friday! Time for the weekly good news thread! What's YOUR good news from the week? What's made you smile? What's brought some light into your life?

a man is giving a thumbs up in front of a netflix sign

Alt: Alfred from The Last Kingdom nodding and saying GOOD NEWS.

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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 4h

a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland standing in front of a tree

Alt: Alice from Alice in Wonderland curtseys.

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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 4h

Maniraptoran dinosaur (straining to lay an egg): "Gerald? Are you even listening to me? I said this feels like a very special moment that people will be asking about for a long time".

Gerald (scratching his feathers and not looking up from phone): "Sorry dear — how about — if it's a girl — 'Hen'?"

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 5h

Massive Oasis fan since I was a kid. Finally got the chance to see them this summer. Got blackout drunk and don't remember a thing. Been telling people who ask that it was the best night of my life. Secretly gutted.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 7h

The chicken and egg scenario but it's shits and giggles

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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 5h

“don’t put a baby in the toilet!” - words of wisdom from my son (almost 4) at 6:35 AM

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NightMar on Hicks Street, Part 4: The Rabbit’s Revenge @histoftech.bsky.social · 13h

I’m going to tell my students this was Brexit

A newsreader reports on ginger spice leaving the Spice Girls in the 1990s, she is wearing her trademark union Jack dress

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1d

this is where I post from

a beautiful porta-potty made entirely of stained glass

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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 5h

Well done introducing your son to the classics at such an early age — Dirty Dancing is a brilliant film ❤️

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Stefan E. Jones @stefanejones.bsky.social · 5h

A man in bed looks passively at a Beholder (D&D monster) hovering before him.

Text:

“Do not be afraid, Kevin. I am God, assuming a form your
human mind will find most comforting. I—wait, hold on, what
am I right now? Normally I'm like, a grandma or a talking dog or
something. Wow, Kevin, you must be super messed up.”

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Sean D. Sollé @sd.solle.uk · 5h

👏👏👏👏👏 bravo!!

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 5h

Spice Girls doing their thing in a video, with the words
‘Tonight is the night when two becomes one’, with the 2 and 1 replaced by clock emojis showing 2 O’clock and 1 O’clock, because the clocks are going back tonight, innit.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 5h

It takes the typical worker at most big companies 175 years to earn the annual salary of their CEO but only 174 years by working weekends and holidays.

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 8h

My most popular cartoon by a long chalk is also oddly niche, in that it mostly appeals to a generation who remember the song it refers to and enjoy the nostalgia for their youth. I can draw one for you if you like.

www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Cartoon: simple black and white line drawing. A couple in a living room. The man is sitting in an armchair reading a newspaper, head turned slightly towards his wife who is standing at the window, tugging at the curtain and saying "I see the Renegade Master's back once again with the ill behaviour".

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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 10h

I always feel sad when I see athletes drinking Lucozade. I can’t believe they still have to race when they’re feeling poorly.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17h

if you think my posts are bad you should see the stuff in my drafts that i’ve spared you from

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Jun 27

easy to hate these tech billionaires when you ignore the invaluable contributions to society that earned them such wealth. let's have a look,
Bezos: web store
Thiel: web store transaction middleman
Musk: fired from web store transaction middleman for being stupid and annoying
...i rest my case

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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 10h

Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk

Collage of designs: framed prints, phone case, cushion, mug, slip mat, and t-shirt all featuring vintage inspired graphics.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

Felt coot. Might delete later.

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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 1d

So you should really watch this. Just 2 minutes. But a window into the truly radical nature of the people Trump is nominating.

When pressed today, the nominee to be Ambassador to South Africa refuses to oppose reinstituting laws to prevent black people from voting in America.

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Matias @kaplan.bio · 19h

oh so now suddenly these guys can't do phrenology

tweet from matty that reads "I'm honestly still not 100% sure how you're supposed to tell if a given skull insignia is specifically a nazi skull"

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23h

If a temporary resident of the White House can totally demolish the East Wing to build a gaudy ballroom, without any authority, approval, or regulation, he can tear down the rest of the White House to build a Walmart. That this destruction is allowed underscores how off the rails our country is now.

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 1d

Since Meta is going to start using AI to generate a virtual profile of me, I'm considering posting nothing on Facebook but James Joyce-level nonsense and interacting with a completly random and contradictory selection of posts. Let's see how surreal I can make the AI algorithm before it breaks.

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