Sean D. Sollé
@sd.solle.uk
I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
"You'll be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
You've just died.
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You've just died.
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Billionaires! What's stopping you from making your Al robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Billionaires! What's stopping you from making your Al robots look like this?
My last three brain cells:
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My last three brain cells:
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
"You won't know until you've tried it!"
"No thanks"
"No thanks"
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"You won't know until you've tried it!"
"No thanks"
"No thanks"
And for worry-warts, here's the what the original Prospect deal that landed in my inbox yesterday looked like:
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
And for worry-warts, here's the what the original Prospect deal that landed in my inbox yesterday looked like:
Hahaha! I meant this …
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Hahaha! I meant this …
Also! The sheer amount of time you'd save writing about these!!
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Also! The sheer amount of time you'd save writing about these!!
Fun fact — each of the coloured dots in the Friends logo represents each friend seen from above, holding their umbrella from the title sequence.
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Fun fact — each of the coloured dots in the Friends logo represents each friend seen from above, holding their umbrella from the title sequence.
Yes, it's really my fridge.
I have notifications turned on because it stores medication as well as milk.
I have notifications turned on because it stores medication as well as milk.
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Yes, it's really my fridge.
I have notifications turned on because it stores medication as well as milk.
I have notifications turned on because it stores medication as well as milk.
Don't want to brag, but my fridge is sending me promotional messages …
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Don't want to brag, but my fridge is sending me promotional messages …
Have you seen this diagram before?
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Have you seen this diagram before?
Are … are they growing the tomatoes on demand?
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Are … are they growing the tomatoes on demand?
(Here's mine — very old, and no sign of a brand or model, but does a good job!)
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
(Here's mine — very old, and no sign of a brand or model, but does a good job!)
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Or — and this is just wild stab in the dark — how about we go back to mixing the fucking audio properly in the first place?
November 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Or — and this is just wild stab in the dark — how about we go back to mixing the fucking audio properly in the first place?
If this were a movie or a TV show, this shot would be foreshadowing:
a) body or bodies tumbling down the ludicrous incline
b) shadowy figure standing staring in through the kitchen window
c) someone's slipping and dashing their brains out one the corner of the kitchen table
a) body or bodies tumbling down the ludicrous incline
b) shadowy figure standing staring in through the kitchen window
c) someone's slipping and dashing their brains out one the corner of the kitchen table
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If this were a movie or a TV show, this shot would be foreshadowing:
a) body or bodies tumbling down the ludicrous incline
b) shadowy figure standing staring in through the kitchen window
c) someone's slipping and dashing their brains out one the corner of the kitchen table
a) body or bodies tumbling down the ludicrous incline
b) shadowy figure standing staring in through the kitchen window
c) someone's slipping and dashing their brains out one the corner of the kitchen table
Spooky timeline is spooky — two posts from December 2023 appear in my timeline …
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Spooky timeline is spooky — two posts from December 2023 appear in my timeline …
Woman's Face In Profile The Vampire Slayer.
October 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Woman's Face In Profile The Vampire Slayer.
Look at this thing.
"Sorry mate, I see your 128GBytes of RAM, but that's not really what we're looking for these days."
"Sorry mate, I see your 128GBytes of RAM, but that's not really what we're looking for these days."
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Look at this thing.
"Sorry mate, I see your 128GBytes of RAM, but that's not really what we're looking for these days."
"Sorry mate, I see your 128GBytes of RAM, but that's not really what we're looking for these days."