Sean D. Sollé
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Sean D. Sollé
@sd.solle.uk
I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
This is glorious — GLORIOUS!

Reminds me of the Mercedes advert from back in the day — but cuter!
Mercedes Benz MAGIC BODY CONTROL commercial Chicken HD
YouTube video by altim
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November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
About three times my subconscious nudged me about CONFECTIONS and I shushed it each time, thinking it was having a little apophenic episode.

Grrrrr.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
@ewacat.bsky.social — do you know your Dad's whereabouts at the time of the incident?
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's plane to see.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
In hindsight, buying matching crystal decanters was probably a mistake.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
😱 🙀
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
What?!? Surely everyone knows you need catfish or mollies in your tank to keep fungus under control!
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM