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Sam Smith. Not That One.

@scsmith4.bsky.social

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She/her. DO NOT HUG. Tea, books, baking, bicycles. Chocolate. #OU Astronomy student. #ActuallyAutistic. 🏳️‍🌈

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Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · Sep 20

I'm #autistic. I'm a stealth #disasterbisexual #xennial.
I'm a perimenopausal part-time astrophysics student, full-time broadcast news flunky, with a gift for falling off (a) bikes when stationary, (b) shoes with anything narrower than a Doc Martens sole.
Mostly, I'm tired.
Happy Nearly the Weekend.

Dr Osnat Katz Moon 🌙🟣 @astrosnat.bsky.social · Sep 20

I'm #autistic. I am a #chaosbisexual younger #millennial.

I'm a lapsed physicist turned historian turned forecasting enthusiast. Also I test and document software now idk. But mostly I'm tired 😂

Happy Friday, happy timezone

Autistic Adam @autisticadam.bsky.social · Sep 19

I'm #autistic. I'm #alivingnitemare I'm #Millennial. I'm a freelance writer, who also started on my first book which may be out by the end of 2029. But mostly.. I'm TIRED. TIRED of my brain controlling me, but I carry on, what choice do I have. Happy Thursday(or whatever day you're reading this).

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Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1h

My granddad told Mum she comes from a long line of sneaky North Walians (they didn't run and hide, they took the safe path through the marshes and watched their would-be conquerors come a-cropper in them). Mum would say this is part of the same long game by the Welsh.

Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1h

There are books that demand to be read out loud in your head, where you have to slow down to give your mental narrator time to get in all the tones and nuances (or, in the case of Catherynne M Valente's Space Opera, speed up). This is one of them.

Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 2h

Just the one teetering pile? Ha!

Matthew King @matthewkingart.bsky.social · 12d

Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 16h

WOW.

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 17h

I loaded up a local bookshop's web site to try to search for an unrelated book on and was greeted by this

Zohran Walks New York by Millie von Platen | Astoria Bookshop

“...promises to be cute.”—The Cut (New York Magazine)This love letter to New York City shows Democratic mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani walking through all five boroughs and celebrating the people an...

astoriabookshop.com

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Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 17h

The Cloister Bell heralds another game of London Bus Diversion Bridge Pingpong.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 18h

"Their effects are not permanent, and once a child lets their blocking treatment lapse, puberty will just continue as normal."

The effects are only permanent on trans youth apparently.

Stéphanie says… 🏴‍☠️☕️🍰 @stephaniejane.bsky.social · 1d

Because it’s cis kids.
The NHS will quite casually give cis kids whatever treatment they need, even PBs👇
No trials. No concerns about side effects. No moral panic.

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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 18h

"I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain." This James Baldwin quote is hitting harder than ever.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 1d

A skeleton Columbo investigating the murder of a werewolf that was trick or treating saying "just one more thing" to a white sheet style ghost that is spattered with blood and has chocolate smeared where it's mouth would be. Title is Columboo

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 1d

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

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Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking how awesome it would be to have More Walls, so I could move everything from the wall opposite the Eleventh Doctor reflected in a Apollo 11 helmet to hang an equal-sized print of this there instead.

Christian Ward @cjward.bsky.social · 1d

The Abyss Within - New Event Horizon flavoured print debuting at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social

Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1d

"Latter-day Ankh-Morpork operates on the premise that criminalising specific types of labour will only make the situation worse for everyone involved... We get a glimpse at the Discworld equivalent of decriminalisation. And it is a significant improvement over the canon alternatives."

Speculative Insight journal @speculativeinsight.bsky.social · 2d

Freyja Stokes, a real-life #Pratchett scholar, looks at Mrs Palm and the historical connections between sex work and witchcraft... come for the history, stay for some amazing puns.

Read for free: www.speculativeinsight.com

Please share widely!

Purple background, white text, which says Mrs Palm is an interesting Discworld character, as is the historical context her story references. Discworld's foremost witch, Granny Weatherwax, describes Mrs Palm as "almost a witch."

Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1d

Raven didn't know the word for "waffle" but otherwise this was what it was suggesting here:

David Aja @davidaja.com · 9d

BATMAN #5 Variant Cover.

Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1d

Surely a maximally manly man doesn't need any kind of hoody, they're out there in not much more than their undies in the most brutal weather?
Definitely not snuggling up in some of nature's finest insulation.

Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1d

*tuts at Kielder Observatory*

A close-up of an unread email. the sender is Kielder Observatory, the subject is "Comets galore. Could it finally be aliens?"

Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1d

For the Nantes leg, right? She's got days to go without otherwise. Make it... 20, 25 for the whole trip?

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Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1d

I've got the

A double-panelled ground utility access cover faced in paving stones, to blend in with the grey and brown paving around it, with "POWER!" spray-painted neatly across it

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Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1d

The Sunday morning commute, made that much more interesting by it (a) chucking it down and the buses smelling of wet pet, and (b) participants in the London to Brighton Car Run trickling past us, looking all the more surreal for being glimpsed through fogged windows.

Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1d

Well deserved!

Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1d

Mwah ha ha ha.

Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1d

Oh dear. @tooriekep.bsky.social probably does.

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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 1d

If you want kids to read:

-Reopen the closed libraries
-Give them free books
-Sponsor author visits in schools with high % pupil premium or FSM students
-Work on adult literacy

Then Y8s will have a chance of passing this test

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Bridget Phillipson ‘ready to take on unions’ over year 8 reading tests

Education secretary says mandatory test needed to tackle ‘shocking outcomes’ for many working-class children

www.theguardian.com

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Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1d

*knowing my older brother is on here*
Absolutely.

a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf full of tiaras .

Alt: The innocent-looking little girl in a purpley-blue shirt cracking an evil grin

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Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1d

Quite how so many of us survive to adulthood is a mystery.

(Put the coffee down before reading)

Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 3d

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? I don’t mean “cheating on your partner” stupid, I mean stupid stupid. Like, once, I had this bubble bath which smelled absolutely delicious, so I took a big glug of it. That kind of stupid. (It did not taste delicious.)

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Sam Smith. Not That One. @scsmith4.bsky.social · 1d

I mean... haven't we all?

Dr. Uncle Feared 🦊 🌈 @unclebeard1978.bsky.social · 2d

Additionally, I once listened to one of my loud intrusive thoughts and karate chopped a chocolate cake out of a colleague’s hand.