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Dan
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gaming producer and copywriter (job) and indie developer (fun), probably retired TV writer, former national news producer. My iMDB is a train wreck. 🇱🇧/🇺🇸
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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I'm sorry but "The president appeared drowsy" is a god-tier caption here. Newspapers are good
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
do you guys exist in the real world or is your entire reality just a giant New York intelligentsia fart cloud from which there is no escape
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nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’m sorry what now
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
this game is so great!
🔥CONSTANCE IS OUT NOW!🔥

We hope you all enjoy and love our game as much as we did creating it 💜
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?

MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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oh my god
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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biden was old and senile tho this attack wouldn't have worked if he didn't run for reelection
Just remembering how one of the most important and widely read and dropped-with-maximally-damaging-timing "Biden is old and senile" pieces was reported by Nuzzi. It makes you think!
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article

“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit

and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions

ghouls, the lot of them
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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NieR 3, a direct and immediate sequel to Automata, is a mobile gacha game that was taken offline and is totally unplayable today.
After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Hegseth invading Venezuela
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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ICYMI: We have updated our seemingly unending catalog of Trump's atrocities to include October 2025. Feel free to print out and share with all your relatives this Thanksgiving.
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: October 2025: Atrocities 467-529
Early in President Trump’s first term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning number of misdeeds coming from his administration. We...
buff.ly
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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i’m sorry

but i noticed something for @mcsweeneys.net

and the resemblance is uncanny

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/who...
Who Said It: The Hell Priest Pinhead or Olivia Nuzzi?
“Olivia Nuzz did it all for love. The former political journalist has written a combustive portrait of America, President Trump, and the scandal wi...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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after reading the Nuzzi and Lizza pieces yesterday I don’t want to see any of you badmouthing your own writing again
November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Larry Summers is on the board of OpenAI
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
lol @ republicans not being allowed to talk about running for president because there’s a significant chance Trump just refuses to leave and they’ll have to figure out how to make it seem normal and fine
LMAO -- Ted Cruz is on Fox News talking about running for president in 2028
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Pretty complete summary of how we got into this mess.
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I have never played a cod but I thought these games were like war porn missions for chuds to pretend they’re in real combat or something? were there kaijus in Desert Storm?
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Also, just mentioning that Microsoft are still a BDS boycott primary target, so even if you don't care about a mega-budget AAA game cheaping out and using generic AI-generated art, you should care because the publisher *called the FBI* to investigate their own staff for anti-genocidal sentiments.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Yeah, shame about the Adelson money

www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM