Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor
@andrewpaul.bsky.social
Mississippi cyberpunk Jewboy writing dystopian horror for @popsci.com
Also @popsci.com Bluesky social media czar
Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator
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echo-chamber.ghost.io
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Also @popsci.com Bluesky social media czar
Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator
andrewpaulwrites.com
echo-chamber.ghost.io
[email protected]
gotta dig the Muscle Shoals representation going on right now
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
gotta dig the Muscle Shoals representation going on right now
“The Smokey the Bear balloon is so large you could fit 85 bears inside it”
a real thing just uttered to all of America on live tv
a real thing just uttered to all of America on live tv
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“The Smokey the Bear balloon is so large you could fit 85 bears inside it”
a real thing just uttered to all of America on live tv
a real thing just uttered to all of America on live tv
kneel before your golden god, Babylon
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
kneel before your golden god, Babylon
my wife is cackling at the Shaggy medley right now
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
my wife is cackling at the Shaggy medley right now
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Every year Thanksgiving devolves into a huge argument between the family members that think Tom Bombadil is a superfluous tangent and those shouting he’s essential LOTR worldbuilding
November 25, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Every year Thanksgiving devolves into a huge argument between the family members that think Tom Bombadil is a superfluous tangent and those shouting he’s essential LOTR worldbuilding
very excited to see what Comrade Mamdani has in store for the People’s Revolutionary Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade next year
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
very excited to see what Comrade Mamdani has in store for the People’s Revolutionary Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade next year
something something the real turkey we pardoned was Trump something something
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
something something the real turkey we pardoned was Trump something something
*spending five hours visually sizing up my bros around a table while we suck on cigars and bet on cards with pictures of flamboyant royal fops*
"This is so right-coded."
"This is so right-coded."
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
*spending five hours visually sizing up my bros around a table while we suck on cigars and bet on cards with pictures of flamboyant royal fops*
"This is so right-coded."
"This is so right-coded."
it's really wild that so much of the MAGA regime downfall is boiling down to
'Eh. Americans got tired of the series arc. It went on for too many seasons. Time for a reboot'
'Eh. Americans got tired of the series arc. It went on for too many seasons. Time for a reboot'
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
it's really wild that so much of the MAGA regime downfall is boiling down to
'Eh. Americans got tired of the series arc. It went on for too many seasons. Time for a reboot'
'Eh. Americans got tired of the series arc. It went on for too many seasons. Time for a reboot'
"I one our Nation's Districts by 2750 to 550, a complete wipeout"
Now we have the president calling a female New York Times reporter ugly because he's mad about a story she wrote.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
"I one our Nation's Districts by 2750 to 550, a complete wipeout"
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
the lead singer's mannequin pose beginning at the 1:10 mark of their 2003 Jools Holland performance remains one of my all time favorite batshit gimmicks.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbIX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbIX...
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the lead singer's mannequin pose beginning at the 1:10 mark of their 2003 Jools Holland performance remains one of my all time favorite batshit gimmicks.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbIX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbIX...
it's as good a reminder as any to make sure this is my next karaoke hit
Look, I just think it's important to watch the video for Electric Six's "Danger! High Voltage" every once in a while to rebalance one's humors, okay? I'm just trying to help
Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage HD
YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
it's as good a reminder as any to make sure this is my next karaoke hit
tomorrow:
TURKEY PARDONED BY TRUMP WAS MENTIONED 25 TIMES IN LEAKED EPSTEIN EMAILS
TURKEY PARDONED BY TRUMP WAS MENTIONED 25 TIMES IN LEAKED EPSTEIN EMAILS
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
tomorrow:
TURKEY PARDONED BY TRUMP WAS MENTIONED 25 TIMES IN LEAKED EPSTEIN EMAILS
TURKEY PARDONED BY TRUMP WAS MENTIONED 25 TIMES IN LEAKED EPSTEIN EMAILS
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"people listening to music without headphones in public doesn't bother me too much, honestly"
BLUESKY REPLY: You are Ed Gein, actually.
BLUESKY REPLY: You are Ed Gein, actually.
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"people listening to music without headphones in public doesn't bother me too much, honestly"
BLUESKY REPLY: You are Ed Gein, actually.
BLUESKY REPLY: You are Ed Gein, actually.
*watches as market volatility reinforces global recession risks*
NYT: Epic.
NYT: Epic.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
*watches as market volatility reinforces global recession risks*
NYT: Epic.
NYT: Epic.
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Peggy, if i wanted a damn robot to grill my steaks i'd move to Japan.
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Peggy, if i wanted a damn robot to grill my steaks i'd move to Japan.
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
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Kash Patel's facial expressions make much more sense when you remember how often he keeps slamming his dick in car doors
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Kash Patel's facial expressions make much more sense when you remember how often he keeps slamming his dick in car doors
"Your medals are out of order & rows reversed!"
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"Your medals are out of order & rows reversed!"
Kash Patel's facial expressions make much more sense when you remember how often he keeps slamming his dick in car doors
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Kash Patel's facial expressions make much more sense when you remember how often he keeps slamming his dick in car doors
it's almost as if the MAGA regime is a house of cards waiting to be toppled by a competent coalition of opponents
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
it's almost as if the MAGA regime is a house of cards waiting to be toppled by a competent coalition of opponents