Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor
@andrewpaul.bsky.social
Mississippi cyberpunk Jewboy writing dystopian horror for @popsci.com
Also @popsci.com Bluesky social media czar
Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator
andrewpaulwrites.com
echo-chamber.ghost.io
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Also @popsci.com Bluesky social media czar
Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator
andrewpaulwrites.com
echo-chamber.ghost.io
[email protected]
*watches as market volatility reinforces global recession risks*
NYT: Epic.
NYT: Epic.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
*watches as market volatility reinforces global recession risks*
NYT: Epic.
NYT: Epic.
"Your medals are out of order & rows reversed!"
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"Your medals are out of order & rows reversed!"
Peggy, if i wanted a damn robot to grill my steaks i'd move to Japan.
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Peggy, if i wanted a damn robot to grill my steaks i'd move to Japan.
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
logging on
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
logging on
ok enough time has passed that i think i can say this safely
the cover for A Little Life is indisputably the most insufferable book cover ever put to print
And no i haven’t read it. i refuse. i mean look that thing
the cover for A Little Life is indisputably the most insufferable book cover ever put to print
And no i haven’t read it. i refuse. i mean look that thing
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ok enough time has passed that i think i can say this safely
the cover for A Little Life is indisputably the most insufferable book cover ever put to print
And no i haven’t read it. i refuse. i mean look that thing
the cover for A Little Life is indisputably the most insufferable book cover ever put to print
And no i haven’t read it. i refuse. i mean look that thing
ME TO MY BARTENDER: House of 1,000 Corpses is a folk art masterpiece
NEARBY FILM STUDIES GRAD STUDENT: uhhh. no. it's garbage
ME:
NEARBY FILM STUDIES GRAD STUDENT: uhhh. no. it's garbage
ME:
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
ME TO MY BARTENDER: House of 1,000 Corpses is a folk art masterpiece
NEARBY FILM STUDIES GRAD STUDENT: uhhh. no. it's garbage
ME:
NEARBY FILM STUDIES GRAD STUDENT: uhhh. no. it's garbage
ME:
Horror PSA
rewatched KILL LIST last night for the first time in years
it remains one of the best and often overlooked horror movies of the last 25 years. such a mean and grimy mindfuck of a film
rewatched KILL LIST last night for the first time in years
it remains one of the best and often overlooked horror movies of the last 25 years. such a mean and grimy mindfuck of a film
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Horror PSA
rewatched KILL LIST last night for the first time in years
it remains one of the best and often overlooked horror movies of the last 25 years. such a mean and grimy mindfuck of a film
rewatched KILL LIST last night for the first time in years
it remains one of the best and often overlooked horror movies of the last 25 years. such a mean and grimy mindfuck of a film
welp.
this headline sums everything up pretty well
this headline sums everything up pretty well
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
welp.
this headline sums everything up pretty well
this headline sums everything up pretty well
someone needs to protect Nancy Mace from her hairstylist
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
someone needs to protect Nancy Mace from her hairstylist
wow i guess she really did love him
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
wow i guess she really did love him
A Quiet Time
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
A Quiet Time
My therapist: Leatherface Loomer isn’t real and can’t hurt you
Leatherface Loomer:
Leatherface Loomer:
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My therapist: Leatherface Loomer isn’t real and can’t hurt you
Leatherface Loomer:
Leatherface Loomer:
um.
hey guys
we need to talk about whatever the fuck is happening to Laura Loomer’s face
hey guys
we need to talk about whatever the fuck is happening to Laura Loomer’s face
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
um.
hey guys
we need to talk about whatever the fuck is happening to Laura Loomer’s face
hey guys
we need to talk about whatever the fuck is happening to Laura Loomer’s face
doorguy mode activated. sometimes you just gotta lean into it
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
doorguy mode activated. sometimes you just gotta lean into it
jfc they really are doing this
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
jfc they really are doing this
watching the new Orville Peck music video
and oh my god i've gone full OrvilleCore, haven't i?
and oh my god i've gone full OrvilleCore, haven't i?
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
watching the new Orville Peck music video
and oh my god i've gone full OrvilleCore, haven't i?
and oh my god i've gone full OrvilleCore, haven't i?
"Yeah! We're all trying to find the pedophiles who did this"
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Yeah! We're all trying to find the pedophiles who did this"
NYT front page still features no major mention of Epstein documents.
even if they're working on a feature length rundown, that is... a choice
i wonder whatever the reason could be @mtsw.bsky.social ?
even if they're working on a feature length rundown, that is... a choice
i wonder whatever the reason could be @mtsw.bsky.social ?
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
NYT front page still features no major mention of Epstein documents.
even if they're working on a feature length rundown, that is... a choice
i wonder whatever the reason could be @mtsw.bsky.social ?
even if they're working on a feature length rundown, that is... a choice
i wonder whatever the reason could be @mtsw.bsky.social ?