Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor
@andrewpaul.bsky.social
Mississippi cyberpunk Jewboy writing dystopian horror for @popsci.com
Also @popsci.com Bluesky social media czar
Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator
andrewpaulwrites.com
echo-chamber.ghost.io
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Also @popsci.com Bluesky social media czar
Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator
andrewpaulwrites.com
echo-chamber.ghost.io
[email protected]
tomorrow:
TURKEY PARDONED BY TRUMP WAS MENTIONED 25 TIMES IN LEAKED EPSTEIN EMAILS
TURKEY PARDONED BY TRUMP WAS MENTIONED 25 TIMES IN LEAKED EPSTEIN EMAILS
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
tomorrow:
TURKEY PARDONED BY TRUMP WAS MENTIONED 25 TIMES IN LEAKED EPSTEIN EMAILS
TURKEY PARDONED BY TRUMP WAS MENTIONED 25 TIMES IN LEAKED EPSTEIN EMAILS
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"people listening to music without headphones in public doesn't bother me too much, honestly"
BLUESKY REPLY: You are Ed Gein, actually.
BLUESKY REPLY: You are Ed Gein, actually.
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"people listening to music without headphones in public doesn't bother me too much, honestly"
BLUESKY REPLY: You are Ed Gein, actually.
BLUESKY REPLY: You are Ed Gein, actually.
*watches as market volatility reinforces global recession risks*
NYT: Epic.
NYT: Epic.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
*watches as market volatility reinforces global recession risks*
NYT: Epic.
NYT: Epic.
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Peggy, if i wanted a damn robot to grill my steaks i'd move to Japan.
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Peggy, if i wanted a damn robot to grill my steaks i'd move to Japan.
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
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Kash Patel's facial expressions make much more sense when you remember how often he keeps slamming his dick in car doors
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Kash Patel's facial expressions make much more sense when you remember how often he keeps slamming his dick in car doors
"Your medals are out of order & rows reversed!"
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"Your medals are out of order & rows reversed!"
Kash Patel's facial expressions make much more sense when you remember how often he keeps slamming his dick in car doors
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Kash Patel's facial expressions make much more sense when you remember how often he keeps slamming his dick in car doors
it's almost as if the MAGA regime is a house of cards waiting to be toppled by a competent coalition of opponents
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
it's almost as if the MAGA regime is a house of cards waiting to be toppled by a competent coalition of opponents
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Billy Batts: "Now go home and get your fucking shinebox."
Tommy:
Tommy:
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Billy Batts: "Now go home and get your fucking shinebox."
Tommy:
Tommy:
Everything may be bad, but hot dang there's a new Strongbad email today.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
Peggy, if i wanted a damn robot to grill my steaks i'd move to Japan.
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Peggy, if i wanted a damn robot to grill my steaks i'd move to Japan.
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
But i am an American. And an American grills his own steaks, i tell you whut
THE MANGLER (1972) by Stephen King
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
THE MANGLER (1972) by Stephen King
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[eddie vedder mumbling incoherently, but…whats this? joke’s on you! it’s actually adam sandler doing his *impression* of eddie vedder mumbling incoherently]
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
[eddie vedder mumbling incoherently, but…whats this? joke’s on you! it’s actually adam sandler doing his *impression* of eddie vedder mumbling incoherently]
Trump’s “go ahead and just call me a fascist it’s easier” bit might be the funniest thing anyone has ever said in the White House
sorry, but it’s true
sorry, but it’s true
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Trump’s “go ahead and just call me a fascist it’s easier” bit might be the funniest thing anyone has ever said in the White House
sorry, but it’s true
sorry, but it’s true
*Trump, the light fading from his eyes as he looks back on his life and shuffles off this mortal coil*
“Mam…dan….i”
“Mam…dan….i”
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
*Trump, the light fading from his eyes as he looks back on his life and shuffles off this mortal coil*
“Mam…dan….i”
“Mam…dan….i”
virtually every leftist comedian has said this over the last few years, and I’ve struggled so long to accept it
once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
virtually every leftist comedian has said this over the last few years, and I’ve struggled so long to accept it
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
logging on
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
logging on
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I don’t like everyone acting like they’ve never seen a messaging bill before over this
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I don’t like everyone acting like they’ve never seen a messaging bill before over this
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(I've also given outright sermons on this, most recently in June kelseydatherton.wordpress.com/2025/06/25/d...
and also in February 2015 kelseydatherton.wordpress.com/2015/12/10/l...)
and also in February 2015 kelseydatherton.wordpress.com/2015/12/10/l...)
Dreaming Beyond Leviathan
The below comes from a sermon I was invited to give at my home church. It was originally published on their website. There’s a video of me giving the sermon embedded below, and an audio-only …
kelseydatherton.wordpress.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
(I've also given outright sermons on this, most recently in June kelseydatherton.wordpress.com/2025/06/25/d...
and also in February 2015 kelseydatherton.wordpress.com/2015/12/10/l...)
and also in February 2015 kelseydatherton.wordpress.com/2015/12/10/l...)