Patrick Scarborough
@scarizard.bsky.social
design, divination, dopamine & donkey kong. professional friend. they/he.
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
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for four dollars you can Experience Kaname Date
AI: THE SOMNIUM FILES is $3.99 on US eShop
nirvanA Initiative $9.99
No Sleep For Kaname Date $27.99 buff.ly/BFrGiKs
PS4/Switch Somnium Files/nirvanA physical $35/$39 US Dollars at VGP buff.ly/BH8ijOl
No Sleep (Switch 2 KC/Switch) $30/$35 Amazon buff.ly/s0II1xS
nirvanA Initiative $9.99
No Sleep For Kaname Date $27.99 buff.ly/BFrGiKs
PS4/Switch Somnium Files/nirvanA physical $35/$39 US Dollars at VGP buff.ly/BH8ijOl
No Sleep (Switch 2 KC/Switch) $30/$35 Amazon buff.ly/s0II1xS
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
for four dollars you can Experience Kaname Date
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nothing brings me more joy than piling a ‘get his ass’ on top of someone’s roast
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
nothing brings me more joy than piling a ‘get his ass’ on top of someone’s roast
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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Sadly, my contract with Blizzard ended in September. That means I'm looking for fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! www.hazelmonforton.com
It's #portfolioday! I'm presently a senior narrative designer at Blizzard, but before that I was at Bungie and Arkane. I wrote for the Writer's Guild award-nominated Dishonored: Death of the Outsider, and a bunch of critically acclaimed seasons and expansions in Destiny 2.
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sadly, my contract with Blizzard ended in September. That means I'm looking for fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! www.hazelmonforton.com
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stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
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Nice harbinger dipshit, is it of things to come???
December 16, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Nice harbinger dipshit, is it of things to come???
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This “TCG Card Shop Simulator” looks incredibly unrealistic. How am I supposed to maintain my immersion with that many cis people at the game store
October 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This “TCG Card Shop Simulator” looks incredibly unrealistic. How am I supposed to maintain my immersion with that many cis people at the game store
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gruesome Newsom will abandon anyone for power, even you
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
October 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
gruesome Newsom will abandon anyone for power, even you
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Many of you in the replies
October 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Many of you in the replies
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no yeehaws today
September 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
no yeehaws today
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sometimes when you take a big break it's to have a mental reset and work on some healthy habits. then some weeks, Hades 2 comes out and you can't do anything else for 100 hours...
October 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
sometimes when you take a big break it's to have a mental reset and work on some healthy habits. then some weeks, Hades 2 comes out and you can't do anything else for 100 hours...
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September 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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One thing about the arts is that so many people get as far as they possibly can and then build a gate to stop anyone getting further than them. And it’s your job to recognize that the gate has no walls
September 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
One thing about the arts is that so many people get as far as they possibly can and then build a gate to stop anyone getting further than them. And it’s your job to recognize that the gate has no walls
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I don't get to use axes but that flavor text...
"Kneel. For the final time."
so fucking good
"Kneel. For the final time."
so fucking good
September 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Just one week left on my contract with Blizzard! I'll soon be open to freelance and fulltime work in games and games-adjacent media.
My contract with Blizzard sadly ends in just two weeks. Come October, I'll be looking for fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! www.hazelmonforton.com
It's #portfolioday! I'm presently a senior narrative designer at Blizzard, but before that I was at Bungie and Arkane. I wrote for the Writer's Guild award-nominated Dishonored: Death of the Outsider, and a bunch of critically acclaimed seasons and expansions in Destiny 2.
September 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Just one week left on my contract with Blizzard! I'll soon be open to freelance and fulltime work in games and games-adjacent media.
twerked to try and fix my internet today and instead killed my raid group
anyways cannot emphasize enough that our raid leader got up, walked away from the PC, dropped it low, before coming back to start to pull in order to bless the pull so we don't wipe and then someone we were catastrophically all mind controlled and killed by each other, mass death, apocalyptic
September 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
twerked to try and fix my internet today and instead killed my raid group
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