Mal
@malachiteos.bsky.social
she/her. trans. Insanity Scribe. Horrors Distributor. Handler's Favored Hound. I write mecha erohorror.
Pure of Heart, Pure of Soul.
Pure of Heart, Pure of Soul.
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Mal
@malachiteos.bsky.social
· Jan 2
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Hello! I write the mecha erohorror series Hekate's Call, among other short stories that catch my fancy. Please consider supporting so I can continue to write it as I please! <3
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It's crazy that they did a Disneyfied Sam Raimi Indiana Jones Universal Horror Remake and it worked so well it drove millions of people bisexual
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
It's crazy that they did a Disneyfied Sam Raimi Indiana Jones Universal Horror Remake and it worked so well it drove millions of people bisexual
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Aoi Todo after explaining boogie-woogie:
"I thought you said your attacks could only hit enemies a prime number of meters away!"
"I lied bitch"
"I lied bitch"
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Aoi Todo after explaining boogie-woogie:
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Hachikuji Mayoi · Kabukimonogatari anime
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Hachikuji Mayoi · Kabukimonogatari anime
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the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
Me: I missed my balls...
Ashe:AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: ; - ; weh
Ashe: Me when I regret the orchiectomy
Ashe:AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: ; - ; weh
Ashe: Me when I regret the orchiectomy
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Me: I missed my balls...
Ashe:AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: ; - ; weh
Ashe: Me when I regret the orchiectomy
Ashe:AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: ; - ; weh
Ashe: Me when I regret the orchiectomy
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golden witch
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
golden witch
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nobody wants to play buckler parry with the princess anymore :( :( :(
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
nobody wants to play buckler parry with the princess anymore :( :( :(
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Me: I trust all of my friends implicitly because its really funny when they betray me.
Lottie: I would never betray you.
Me: And I believe you!
Ocean: It's about to be really funny.
Lottie: I would never betray you.
Me: And I believe you!
Ocean: It's about to be really funny.
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Me: I trust all of my friends implicitly because its really funny when they betray me.
Lottie: I would never betray you.
Me: And I believe you!
Ocean: It's about to be really funny.
Lottie: I would never betray you.
Me: And I believe you!
Ocean: It's about to be really funny.
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I can't believe people let me write 183,895 words and never told me I never spelt hangar right even once
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I can't believe people let me write 183,895 words and never told me I never spelt hangar right even once
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Thank goodness doll joints are so easy to draw on girls, because I am no kind of artist
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Thank goodness doll joints are so easy to draw on girls, because I am no kind of artist
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now that knifes out 3 is out proper i am reiterating my belief that there should be like 50 benoit blanc movies. they should have a columbo-esque legacy of running on sunday afternoons when their millennial audience all starts hitting 60.
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
now that knifes out 3 is out proper i am reiterating my belief that there should be like 50 benoit blanc movies. they should have a columbo-esque legacy of running on sunday afternoons when their millennial audience all starts hitting 60.
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I think the corollary that a lot of people miss about "write what you know" is that *you have the power to know more things.* Research and talking to people are a central part of writing!
“write only what you know” is bullshit because a man wrote silent hill f and this shit rocks!!!! its feminist core resonates SO strongly if you’re a woman!!!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I think the corollary that a lot of people miss about "write what you know" is that *you have the power to know more things.* Research and talking to people are a central part of writing!
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Kaiki and Nadeko · Koimonogatari anime
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Kaiki and Nadeko · Koimonogatari anime
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Now only if Super Creek would let me see the Super Milkers
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Now only if Super Creek would let me see the Super Milkers
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fun party games for girls
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
fun party games for girls
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BRO. 😂 Bad mood immediately cured by CBD215 informing me, “I didn’t want people to think I was bullying you on commentary, but what I wanted to say was: Gay woman gets thrown 10 times in a row? Call that fruit loops.” 😭🌈 SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.
I love losing in final round of an extremely competitive FT3 at the local because I got throw looped by a Shoto in the corner and sat there and took it. Absolutely love it. Great feeling.
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
BRO. 😂 Bad mood immediately cured by CBD215 informing me, “I didn’t want people to think I was bullying you on commentary, but what I wanted to say was: Gay woman gets thrown 10 times in a row? Call that fruit loops.” 😭🌈 SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER.
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Lady Maria - Bloodborne
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Lady Maria - Bloodborne
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I GENUINELY HATE THAT WE USE THE SAME TERM TO REFER TO THE PLAGIARISM SLOP MACHINE AND THE CODE THAT MAKES TAILS FOLLOW YOU AROUND IN SONIC 2.
July 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I GENUINELY HATE THAT WE USE THE SAME TERM TO REFER TO THE PLAGIARISM SLOP MACHINE AND THE CODE THAT MAKES TAILS FOLLOW YOU AROUND IN SONIC 2.
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shirou it's not too late for you yet but you gotta listen to me. you need to take this estrogen
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
shirou it's not too late for you yet but you gotta listen to me. you need to take this estrogen