ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜
@flailmorpho.bsky.social
She/It, Hypnodomme, Writer, Plural, Ancom 🔞 30
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Hello darlings~
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
"does sci fi belong in a fantasy setting?"
me casually putting a fucking space ship full of robots in my pre-industrial fantasy setting: "huh??"
me casually putting a fucking space ship full of robots in my pre-industrial fantasy setting: "huh??"
February 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
"does sci fi belong in a fantasy setting?"
me casually putting a fucking space ship full of robots in my pre-industrial fantasy setting: "huh??"
me casually putting a fucking space ship full of robots in my pre-industrial fantasy setting: "huh??"
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The story of our current political moment will be written in retrospect as one of elites creating alternative information environments for themselves and then freaking out because of them. It’s like telling exaggerated ghost stories at a sleepover and then everyone not sleeping.
Saw this on an Instagram account and what the fuuuuuuuuuu
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 AM
The story of our current political moment will be written in retrospect as one of elites creating alternative information environments for themselves and then freaking out because of them. It’s like telling exaggerated ghost stories at a sleepover and then everyone not sleeping.
you know I sometimes wonder how Death Note is such a cultural mainstay and I think it's genuinely just such an interesting thought and that it was extremely well executed story until about halfway through
February 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
you know I sometimes wonder how Death Note is such a cultural mainstay and I think it's genuinely just such an interesting thought and that it was extremely well executed story until about halfway through
is there any hope for UE5 or is it just a doomed engine
February 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
is there any hope for UE5 or is it just a doomed engine
if aliens had ever contacted us we would know about it there's no eay you could keep that shit under wraps
February 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
if aliens had ever contacted us we would know about it there's no eay you could keep that shit under wraps
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face blind guy gets the death note and thinks it's just a normal notebook the entire time
February 14, 2026 at 10:37 PM
face blind guy gets the death note and thinks it's just a normal notebook the entire time
methistophiles
February 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
methistophiles
if senna is another zoner I'm going to die laughing what do you mean you put another marksman in the game already
February 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
if senna is another zoner I'm going to die laughing what do you mean you put another marksman in the game already
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perma mutual aid pin thing, hi!
I'm a black transfem who's only getting by with income support and that only helps with so much.
So, if you're able to and wish to, you can donate to me at ko-fi.com/kandyelmo
quotes on this in the future will be for particular in the moment stuff i need support in
I'm a black transfem who's only getting by with income support and that only helps with so much.
So, if you're able to and wish to, you can donate to me at ko-fi.com/kandyelmo
quotes on this in the future will be for particular in the moment stuff i need support in
Support Kandy on Ko-fi! ❤️. ko-fi.com/kandyelmo
Support Kandy On Ko-fi. Ko-fi lets you support the people and causes you love with small donations
ko-fi.com
March 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
perma mutual aid pin thing, hi!
I'm a black transfem who's only getting by with income support and that only helps with so much.
So, if you're able to and wish to, you can donate to me at ko-fi.com/kandyelmo
quotes on this in the future will be for particular in the moment stuff i need support in
I'm a black transfem who's only getting by with income support and that only helps with so much.
So, if you're able to and wish to, you can donate to me at ko-fi.com/kandyelmo
quotes on this in the future will be for particular in the moment stuff i need support in
when the moon
hits your eye
you will just
probably die
it'sa big rock
hits your eye
you will just
probably die
it'sa big rock
February 14, 2026 at 9:52 PM
when the moon
hits your eye
you will just
probably die
it'sa big rock
hits your eye
you will just
probably die
it'sa big rock
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A plural therian is called an ecosystem.
A polycule of plural therians is a trophic chain.
Multiple plural therian polycules is a biosphere.
A polycule of plural therians is a trophic chain.
Multiple plural therian polycules is a biosphere.
February 14, 2026 at 4:55 AM
A plural therian is called an ecosystem.
A polycule of plural therians is a trophic chain.
Multiple plural therian polycules is a biosphere.
A polycule of plural therians is a trophic chain.
Multiple plural therian polycules is a biosphere.
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reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
reading about the effects of cutting USAID. i think a painting of elon musk should be hung in public for everyone to see. a painting of elon musk should be put up against a wall and shot with a nice camera
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"Sir, i have that list for you!"
"Excellent."
"Thank you sir, but, uh..."
"Spit it out, Johnson."
"You remember how you used to get these big books with everyone's information?"
"You mean the phone book?"
"Well, it turns out about 2/3 of the US and just about everyone else on earth hates us."
"Excellent."
"Thank you sir, but, uh..."
"Spit it out, Johnson."
"You remember how you used to get these big books with everyone's information?"
"You mean the phone book?"
"Well, it turns out about 2/3 of the US and just about everyone else on earth hates us."
“DHS is expanding its efforts to identify Americans who oppose ICE by sending tech companies legal requests for the names, email addresses, telephone numbers and other identifying data behind social media accounts that track or criticize the agency”
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:46 AM
"Sir, i have that list for you!"
"Excellent."
"Thank you sir, but, uh..."
"Spit it out, Johnson."
"You remember how you used to get these big books with everyone's information?"
"You mean the phone book?"
"Well, it turns out about 2/3 of the US and just about everyone else on earth hates us."
"Excellent."
"Thank you sir, but, uh..."
"Spit it out, Johnson."
"You remember how you used to get these big books with everyone's information?"
"You mean the phone book?"
"Well, it turns out about 2/3 of the US and just about everyone else on earth hates us."
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
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Alright, a couple folks were interested, so I'm starting this game, and will be sharing my thoughts as a pro-repatriation museum person as I do. 🧵
I'm usually a mouse and keyboard player, so we'll see how this goes (I'm gonna be starting on normal mode, but will switch to story mode if need be)
I'm usually a mouse and keyboard player, so we'll see how this goes (I'm gonna be starting on normal mode, but will switch to story mode if need be)
“Please enjoy the museum”:
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
February 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Alright, a couple folks were interested, so I'm starting this game, and will be sharing my thoughts as a pro-repatriation museum person as I do. 🧵
I'm usually a mouse and keyboard player, so we'll see how this goes (I'm gonna be starting on normal mode, but will switch to story mode if need be)
I'm usually a mouse and keyboard player, so we'll see how this goes (I'm gonna be starting on normal mode, but will switch to story mode if need be)
girl who blocks her headmate on social media because they disagree politically
February 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
girl who blocks her headmate on social media because they disagree politically
moonfucker discourse
February 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
moonfucker discourse
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I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.
February 14, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.
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Greatest moments of Trek: Odo the shapeshifter loses virginity to Hillary Clinton
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time
February 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Greatest moments of Trek: Odo the shapeshifter loses virginity to Hillary Clinton
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-nicki-minaj/
February 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-nicki-minaj/
gonna start blaming dems for them not voting for vermin supreme
February 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
gonna start blaming dems for them not voting for vermin supreme
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Owner: "Okay here's our budget for the project that's happening in three months"
@natashasimmsart.bsky.social: "Cool, here's everything we need sourced, priced, and listed by priority."
Owner: "Okay I know we said it was X Amount a month ago, but can you do it for less?"
Natasha: "..."
@natashasimmsart.bsky.social: "Cool, here's everything we need sourced, priced, and listed by priority."
Owner: "Okay I know we said it was X Amount a month ago, but can you do it for less?"
Natasha: "..."
Anyone who thinks we live in a meritocracy has never had to coordinate something with a C-Suite executive
February 14, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Owner: "Okay here's our budget for the project that's happening in three months"
@natashasimmsart.bsky.social: "Cool, here's everything we need sourced, priced, and listed by priority."
Owner: "Okay I know we said it was X Amount a month ago, but can you do it for less?"
Natasha: "..."
@natashasimmsart.bsky.social: "Cool, here's everything we need sourced, priced, and listed by priority."
Owner: "Okay I know we said it was X Amount a month ago, but can you do it for less?"
Natasha: "..."