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Hello darlings~
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
robot politics in media
leftist: this robot is a person
conservative: it's just a tool!
robot politics irl
conservative: this robot is a person
leftist: it's a fucking algorithm
leftist: this robot is a person
conservative: it's just a tool!
robot politics irl
conservative: this robot is a person
leftist: it's a fucking algorithm
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
robot politics in media
leftist: this robot is a person
conservative: it's just a tool!
robot politics irl
conservative: this robot is a person
leftist: it's a fucking algorithm
leftist: this robot is a person
conservative: it's just a tool!
robot politics irl
conservative: this robot is a person
leftist: it's a fucking algorithm
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demonstrating your power with fake rules in order to confuse opponents
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
demonstrating your power with fake rules in order to confuse opponents
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March 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Matilda Wilde from Hunter: The Parenting!
Absolutely loved Chapter 5 of HTP, undoubtedly my favourite episode of the series so far!
#fanart #htp #huntertheparenting #worldofdarkness #matildawilde #matilda #werewolf #bruvaalfabusa #ogrepopenang
Absolutely loved Chapter 5 of HTP, undoubtedly my favourite episode of the series so far!
#fanart #htp #huntertheparenting #worldofdarkness #matildawilde #matilda #werewolf #bruvaalfabusa #ogrepopenang
June 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Matilda Wilde from Hunter: The Parenting!
Absolutely loved Chapter 5 of HTP, undoubtedly my favourite episode of the series so far!
#fanart #htp #huntertheparenting #worldofdarkness #matildawilde #matilda #werewolf #bruvaalfabusa #ogrepopenang
Absolutely loved Chapter 5 of HTP, undoubtedly my favourite episode of the series so far!
#fanart #htp #huntertheparenting #worldofdarkness #matildawilde #matilda #werewolf #bruvaalfabusa #ogrepopenang
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March 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Inktober 12: Teeth
Should have done this Stig's way from the start.
[ #art #htp #huntertheparenting #werewolf #wod #inktober #ranchtober2025]
Should have done this Stig's way from the start.
[ #art #htp #huntertheparenting #werewolf #wod #inktober #ranchtober2025]
October 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Inktober 12: Teeth
Should have done this Stig's way from the start.
[ #art #htp #huntertheparenting #werewolf #wod #inktober #ranchtober2025]
Should have done this Stig's way from the start.
[ #art #htp #huntertheparenting #werewolf #wod #inktober #ranchtober2025]
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Someone on Reddit said Kronik looks like "a fusion dance between the Monopoly guy and Spamton" and the need to make this has plagued me ever since. I pass the plague on to you now, dear viewer. #huntertheparenting
October 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Someone on Reddit said Kronik looks like "a fusion dance between the Monopoly guy and Spamton" and the need to make this has plagued me ever since. I pass the plague on to you now, dear viewer. #huntertheparenting
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The funny thing is that compared to other British colonial expeditionaries at the time this guy was actually on the lower end of the racism spectrum.
this is one of the new characters from the latest hunter:the parenting episode
i should like to draw your attention to his dual monocle drip, for double the imperialism
his name? lord kronik fatigue
i should like to draw your attention to his dual monocle drip, for double the imperialism
his name? lord kronik fatigue
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The funny thing is that compared to other British colonial expeditionaries at the time this guy was actually on the lower end of the racism spectrum.
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this is one of the new characters from the latest hunter:the parenting episode
i should like to draw your attention to his dual monocle drip, for double the imperialism
his name? lord kronik fatigue
i should like to draw your attention to his dual monocle drip, for double the imperialism
his name? lord kronik fatigue
October 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
this is one of the new characters from the latest hunter:the parenting episode
i should like to draw your attention to his dual monocle drip, for double the imperialism
his name? lord kronik fatigue
i should like to draw your attention to his dual monocle drip, for double the imperialism
his name? lord kronik fatigue
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H: OK, Hunter: the Parenting is pretty great.
October 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
H: OK, Hunter: the Parenting is pretty great.
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November 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
most HTP characters if they met their TTS counterpart: "We have so many interests in common! Let's be friends!"
if Big D met Big E:
if Big D met Big E:
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
most HTP characters if they met their TTS counterpart: "We have so many interests in common! Let's be friends!"
if Big D met Big E:
if Big D met Big E:
hi fun fact, Tiber Septim ascending to become Talos is a result of the end of daggerfall
which happens as a *retroactive* effect, where Tiber Septim now became Talos at the end of his life
and then Talos changes the entire history of the planet and turns Cyrodil from a jungle into a euro-landscape
which happens as a *retroactive* effect, where Tiber Septim now became Talos at the end of his life
and then Talos changes the entire history of the planet and turns Cyrodil from a jungle into a euro-landscape
listen if you want some confusing plot bullshit go play daggerfall that game ends with an event where time breaks, all endings are canon, and a long dead emperor retroactively becomes a major god of the pantheon who then retroactively changes a continent's entire biome
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM
hi fun fact, Tiber Septim ascending to become Talos is a result of the end of daggerfall
which happens as a *retroactive* effect, where Tiber Septim now became Talos at the end of his life
and then Talos changes the entire history of the planet and turns Cyrodil from a jungle into a euro-landscape
which happens as a *retroactive* effect, where Tiber Septim now became Talos at the end of his life
and then Talos changes the entire history of the planet and turns Cyrodil from a jungle into a euro-landscape
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ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ok this joke might be a little too specific
"I don't understand the plot" one gets me the most because it's always for shit like kingdom hearts or metal gear solid where they act like they're these super convoluted plots but like bitch no it just has a lot of entries
• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
"I don't understand the plot" one gets me the most because it's always for shit like kingdom hearts or metal gear solid where they act like they're these super convoluted plots but like bitch no it just has a lot of entries
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• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
• “I didn’t watch it, but TikTok told me it’s problematic.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
• “I didn’t read it, but here’s my take based on screenshots.”
• “I didn’t follow the narrative, but I saw a gifset and that’s enough.”
• “I don’t understand the plot, therefore the writing is bad.”
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I've gotten a few of these tonight, new spam bots, these ones randomly like your posts (immediately after you make them, despite not following you)
to try to get you to click their onlyfans link in their bio
also it's always an anime girl in my experience
to try to get you to click their onlyfans link in their bio
also it's always an anime girl in my experience
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I've gotten a few of these tonight, new spam bots, these ones randomly like your posts (immediately after you make them, despite not following you)
to try to get you to click their onlyfans link in their bio
also it's always an anime girl in my experience
to try to get you to click their onlyfans link in their bio
also it's always an anime girl in my experience
I generally dislike time pressure or timing puzzle mechanics in turn based RPGs because it sorta feels like the devs falling for the idea that turn based combat is boring and trying to slap a band aid on it instead of properly tuning their combat to be fun
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I generally dislike time pressure or timing puzzle mechanics in turn based RPGs because it sorta feels like the devs falling for the idea that turn based combat is boring and trying to slap a band aid on it instead of properly tuning their combat to be fun
I feel like cassette beasts deserved more love that game had the sauce
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I feel like cassette beasts deserved more love that game had the sauce
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Let me give some insight on this, as a producer in the dub industry who worked with major streamers, who's witnessed first-hand where this push for AI is coming from.
tl;dr: Only CEOs want this. Tell them how much you hate it. Be loud, email, call, @, post. You will kill this.
🧵⬇️
tl;dr: Only CEOs want this. Tell them how much you hate it. Be loud, email, call, @, post. You will kill this.
🧵⬇️
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Let me give some insight on this, as a producer in the dub industry who worked with major streamers, who's witnessed first-hand where this push for AI is coming from.
tl;dr: Only CEOs want this. Tell them how much you hate it. Be loud, email, call, @, post. You will kill this.
🧵⬇️
tl;dr: Only CEOs want this. Tell them how much you hate it. Be loud, email, call, @, post. You will kill this.
🧵⬇️
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Your unemployed gf thinks she has your evening all planned out, but all you've been thinking about at work has been kissing her wiener
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Your unemployed gf thinks she has your evening all planned out, but all you've been thinking about at work has been kissing her wiener
honestly I just kind of find it hilarious that your apartment in Cyberpunk 2077 doesn't have a kitchen but DOES have a burrito vending machine
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
honestly I just kind of find it hilarious that your apartment in Cyberpunk 2077 doesn't have a kitchen but DOES have a burrito vending machine
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If slowburn is your thing, cool, chase your bliss, but not everything has to be a slow burn enemies to lovers [insert other trope] au, and I'm kind of annoyed how many folks seem to think it does.
but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If slowburn is your thing, cool, chase your bliss, but not everything has to be a slow burn enemies to lovers [insert other trope] au, and I'm kind of annoyed how many folks seem to think it does.