ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜
@flailmorpho.bsky.social
She/It, Hypnodomme, Writer, Plural, Ancom 🔞 30
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PFP by @fluxom.art
Header by @Skutchdraws.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/goddessalca
DMs open!
PFP by @fluxom.art
Header by @Skutchdraws.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/goddessalca
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Hello darlings~
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
love that I can un-quote my posts
nah you don't get to be an idiot while quoting me sorry
nah you don't get to be an idiot while quoting me sorry
February 17, 2026 at 9:02 AM
love that I can un-quote my posts
nah you don't get to be an idiot while quoting me sorry
nah you don't get to be an idiot while quoting me sorry
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Good. Fuck that guy.
February 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Good. Fuck that guy.
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angel without his wings
February 16, 2026 at 7:31 PM
angel without his wings
related, one of my favorite cards in the set:
February 17, 2026 at 7:34 AM
related, one of my favorite cards in the set:
just remembered when I was a teen there was a news anchor talking about midterms and slipped up and accidentally said "washington's vote to legalize gay marijuanna"
February 17, 2026 at 4:57 AM
just remembered when I was a teen there was a news anchor talking about midterms and slipped up and accidentally said "washington's vote to legalize gay marijuanna"
hey, you gonna eat that? *points at your friend*
February 17, 2026 at 3:35 AM
hey, you gonna eat that? *points at your friend*
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Fun character designs will sell your game themselves.
February 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Fun character designs will sell your game themselves.
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February 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
hey can I cockvore you
February 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
hey can I cockvore you
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There are at least 45 reasons for not celebrating #PresidentsDay starting with number 1: Town Destroyer.
February 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM
There are at least 45 reasons for not celebrating #PresidentsDay starting with number 1: Town Destroyer.
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democrats are always indistinguishable from republicans 20 years ago
July 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
democrats are always indistinguishable from republicans 20 years ago
quiz: whats ur favorite type
me, considering ghastly is the only pokemon I care about: ghost...?
quiz: we will proceed to ask this question in a mildly different way two more times
me: ghost...?
quiz: we have determined you train ghosts
me, considering ghastly is the only pokemon I care about: ghost...?
quiz: we will proceed to ask this question in a mildly different way two more times
me: ghost...?
quiz: we have determined you train ghosts
February 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
quiz: whats ur favorite type
me, considering ghastly is the only pokemon I care about: ghost...?
quiz: we will proceed to ask this question in a mildly different way two more times
me: ghost...?
quiz: we have determined you train ghosts
me, considering ghastly is the only pokemon I care about: ghost...?
quiz: we will proceed to ask this question in a mildly different way two more times
me: ghost...?
quiz: we have determined you train ghosts
democrats love to say shit like "I remember when our war crimes were done with dignity and respectability"
February 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
democrats love to say shit like "I remember when our war crimes were done with dignity and respectability"
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Yes, @booker.senate.gov, I think we all miss the decency of a man who knowingly lied to take us to war and then paid people to shove broomsticks up detainees asses in secret prisons. What the fuck is the matter with you?
February 17, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Yes, @booker.senate.gov, I think we all miss the decency of a man who knowingly lied to take us to war and then paid people to shove broomsticks up detainees asses in secret prisons. What the fuck is the matter with you?
so I've got an Elder Scrolls Universes Beyond fan-set I've been making and I want a nickname for the dual lands I came up with
They enter tapped, but create one colorless mana when entering
any ideas on what to call them?
They enter tapped, but create one colorless mana when entering
any ideas on what to call them?
February 17, 2026 at 2:20 AM
so I've got an Elder Scrolls Universes Beyond fan-set I've been making and I want a nickname for the dual lands I came up with
They enter tapped, but create one colorless mana when entering
any ideas on what to call them?
They enter tapped, but create one colorless mana when entering
any ideas on what to call them?
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Every house needs a toilet ottoman, and some sort of creepy abomination from another universe.
What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
February 17, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Every house needs a toilet ottoman, and some sort of creepy abomination from another universe.
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Guess who made the animation segments in F.D. Signifier's new video? 😉
youtu.be/RF8zwgqWPKU?...
youtu.be/RF8zwgqWPKU?...
February 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Guess who made the animation segments in F.D. Signifier's new video? 😉
youtu.be/RF8zwgqWPKU?...
youtu.be/RF8zwgqWPKU?...
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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HELLO I WAS A QUEER TEEN IN THE 1990s AND THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST SOCIAL TRANSITION NOW ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST "LETTING" US BE (at the time, for me) GAY OR LESBIAN THEN.
They all rest on the belief that it's inherently better to be straight (then)/cis (now) and that's BS.
They all rest on the belief that it's inherently better to be straight (then)/cis (now) and that's BS.
Hilary Cass here arguing for children to be prevented from being known by a preferred name or getting a haircut in case it encourages them to continue later in life to transition.
Hilary Cass acts like gender variant children should have the transness hazed out of them.
Hilary Cass acts like gender variant children should have the transness hazed out of them.
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
HELLO I WAS A QUEER TEEN IN THE 1990s AND THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST SOCIAL TRANSITION NOW ARE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE ARGUMENTS AGAINST "LETTING" US BE (at the time, for me) GAY OR LESBIAN THEN.
They all rest on the belief that it's inherently better to be straight (then)/cis (now) and that's BS.
They all rest on the belief that it's inherently better to be straight (then)/cis (now) and that's BS.
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what I'm getting from this web site is that liberals are DESPERATE to vote for hitler, they'd vote for hitler right now if they could
February 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
what I'm getting from this web site is that liberals are DESPERATE to vote for hitler, they'd vote for hitler right now if they could
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i don't even play mtg but what do you MEAN they had a magical kickass space opera plane with gorgeous art extrapolating the trappings of the game to a scifi setting AND THEY JUST KINDA DROPPED IT WITH LITTLE FANFARE BECAUSE SPIDERMAN CARDS WERE COMING OUT SOON
February 17, 2026 at 1:07 AM
i don't even play mtg but what do you MEAN they had a magical kickass space opera plane with gorgeous art extrapolating the trappings of the game to a scifi setting AND THEY JUST KINDA DROPPED IT WITH LITTLE FANFARE BECAUSE SPIDERMAN CARDS WERE COMING OUT SOON
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Anyone else think fascism is kinda fruity? I mean one of its main symbols is literally a faggot
February 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Anyone else think fascism is kinda fruity? I mean one of its main symbols is literally a faggot
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the thought came to me and I had to make it
February 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
the thought came to me and I had to make it