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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜
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Hello darlings~

Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone

Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~

Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
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The New York Times investigated themselves and found the only thing they were guilty of was being TOO good at their jobs, and also incredibly handsome
This NYT column by @polgreen.bsky.social is the truest thing I've ever seen about the REAL reason public trust in the media collapsed
February 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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"Why did public trust in the media collapse" asked the New York times, for some reason wearing the hot dog costume.
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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I completely loathe when someone refers to porn as “content”

If you wanna post porn you made just call it porn. Commodities don’t get anybody horny.
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Mamdani needs to hire her on in some capacity, this is the energy New York City needs
I could fix her. But why would I want to?
February 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Can I come over and do this
February 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
"um we're not the democrat party we're the democratic party" I'll call you democratic when you stop stanning capitalism
February 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
the zero punctuation "tell me more about speakers" bit lives in my brain rent free
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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So I saw a meme and felt inspired.
#htp #HunterTheParenting #HTPMemes
December 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Petition this to be the new American flag
December 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Part 4!
January 26, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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Between Valve and Hunter the Parenting we now have 2 werewolf women who are actually killing machines
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Rewatching Hunter the Parenting, and I have to repost the Akira Cross picture I did a while ago

#HunterTheParenting #akiracross

As someone with my own "Akira Cross" story this is a deeply precious episode to me.
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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please watch Hunter The Parenting
Every recent news about the Epstein Files have been like:
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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Survival-themed cyberpunk RPG where instead of weapon durability, you need to purchase a subscription for each weapon, which depletes based on how much damage you inflict. Hit points exist in-universe as a value calculated by your weapons' built-in biometric scanners to meter subscription usage.
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
why would I pay $70 for a video game when I could instead pay $0 to play space station 14 which is a better game than any game that has costed more than $60
One takeaway from the DICE convention here in Las Vegas, where game makers gather to pitch and schmooze?

Most video games should not cost $70.

This week’s column: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Video Games Need to Be Cheaper to Buy
One way to get out of the video-game industry funk is to recognize that players aren’t spending $70 on most games
www.bloomberg.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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turns out the discord situation is worse! the company that will be doing the age verifications with IDs is Persona, a peter thiel aligned company

we're going to try to wind down the Kill The Computer discord and try to get a subreddit for the podcasts community up and running
February 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
video game villain: "if you kill me, you become a murderer, just like me"

video game protagonist: "do you have any idea how many people I killed to get to you..."
February 14, 2026 at 6:52 AM
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one of those things that forever shifted my view of George Lucas and made me realize he didn't really know what he was doing in the later movies:

the so-called "Jedi robes" are just clothes that normal people on Tatooine wear, as seen in Star Wars (1977)
February 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Penis
February 14, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
why do my posts complaining about democrats always go on the discovery feed but my shitposts and video game posting doesn't
February 14, 2026 at 6:39 AM
"yeah I said I like dicks with a curve but bro that's a fucking loop-de-loop"
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 AM
they're literally just chilling what are you a cop
[0011605] Weirdos hanging out at edge of map
February 14, 2026 at 6:21 AM
for quite a while I was confused as to why I thought leitmotif was pronounced like "laymotif"

it was homestuck

homestuck made me think that

I assumed "fraymotif" was playing with it sounding similar so leitmotif must have some funny french pronunciation
February 14, 2026 at 6:17 AM