ALCA, Goddess of Lust ๐
@flailmorpho.bsky.social
She/It, Hypnodomme, Writer, Plural, Ancom ๐ 30
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PFP by @fluxom.art
Header by @Skutchdraws.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/goddessalca
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Hello darlings~
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
democrats would vote for trump if he ran as a democrat
February 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
democrats would vote for trump if he ran as a democrat
democrats are politically inept and enablers of fascism because they will blindly march us into hell with their west wing poisoned minds that lack the ability to comprehend the world they live in and the politics they support. Thinking that if you just vote blue enough everything will be better
February 14, 2026 at 12:38 AM
democrats are politically inept and enablers of fascism because they will blindly march us into hell with their west wing poisoned minds that lack the ability to comprehend the world they live in and the politics they support. Thinking that if you just vote blue enough everything will be better
okay in sincerity democrats are fucking children who are destined to lose because they spend so much time making excuses for how it's actually the voterbase's fault that they fail to put pressure on their own candidates to actually try to win votes. Winding up alienating anyone with morals
February 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
okay in sincerity democrats are fucking children who are destined to lose because they spend so much time making excuses for how it's actually the voterbase's fault that they fail to put pressure on their own candidates to actually try to win votes. Winding up alienating anyone with morals
also the plot hole of colonel autumn being written as the villain for no reason like literally all we know about him is that he wants to turn on the water purifier which is also what you want to do
It's true that Cinemasins-style "criticism" has done a lot to erode the actual useful concept of what a plot hole is, but if the ending to your story relies on the protagonist sacrificing themselves when someone who could flip the switch and not die is standing five feet away, sorry, that's on you
Bethesdaโs Todd Howard admits the studio was caught off guard by how much players hated the original Fallout 3 ending
โPeople hated it! They expected, like, โWhy would the game end?!โ You know, โThe other games donโt end!โโ
โPeople hated it! They expected, like, โWhy would the game end?!โ You know, โThe other games donโt end!โโ
February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
also the plot hole of colonel autumn being written as the villain for no reason like literally all we know about him is that he wants to turn on the water purifier which is also what you want to do
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It's true that Cinemasins-style "criticism" has done a lot to erode the actual useful concept of what a plot hole is, but if the ending to your story relies on the protagonist sacrificing themselves when someone who could flip the switch and not die is standing five feet away, sorry, that's on you
Bethesdaโs Todd Howard admits the studio was caught off guard by how much players hated the original Fallout 3 ending
โPeople hated it! They expected, like, โWhy would the game end?!โ You know, โThe other games donโt end!โโ
โPeople hated it! They expected, like, โWhy would the game end?!โ You know, โThe other games donโt end!โโ
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
It's true that Cinemasins-style "criticism" has done a lot to erode the actual useful concept of what a plot hole is, but if the ending to your story relies on the protagonist sacrificing themselves when someone who could flip the switch and not die is standing five feet away, sorry, that's on you
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They really don't get that some people really will sincerely go to jail for their beliefs, huh?
Or at least the Principal's Office.
Or at least the Principal's Office.
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 14, 2026 at 12:25 AM
They really don't get that some people really will sincerely go to jail for their beliefs, huh?
Or at least the Principal's Office.
Or at least the Principal's Office.
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INBOX: Rep. Thomas Massie, who has enraged Trump for his insistence on blocking tariffs and releasing the Epstein files according to the law, just issued what is widely known among Chinese dissidents as "a declaration of no suicidal intent" (ไธ่ชๆฎบ่ฒๆ), a sign of extreme distress.
February 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
INBOX: Rep. Thomas Massie, who has enraged Trump for his insistence on blocking tariffs and releasing the Epstein files according to the law, just issued what is widely known among Chinese dissidents as "a declaration of no suicidal intent" (ไธ่ชๆฎบ่ฒๆ), a sign of extreme distress.
like that
February 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
like that
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how the fuck do you draw vyper
February 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
how the fuck do you draw vyper
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This is exactly what my songs Tag Walls, Punch Fascists and PULL UP are about. People think it's corny or performative in song form, but here's the irl sincerity and anger of a guy coming up and saying "I'm going to punch you in the face" when you're hateful
"you're gonna get in trouble"
"okay"
"you're gonna get in trouble"
"okay"
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
This is exactly what my songs Tag Walls, Punch Fascists and PULL UP are about. People think it's corny or performative in song form, but here's the irl sincerity and anger of a guy coming up and saying "I'm going to punch you in the face" when you're hateful
"you're gonna get in trouble"
"okay"
"you're gonna get in trouble"
"okay"
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in general one of my favorite things about suda is that people will interview him and be like "wow you're such an auteur you're such a genius how did you come up with so many different things in this" and he just goes "everybody on my team is so talented and i wanted to show off their cool art :)"
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
in general one of my favorite things about suda is that people will interview him and be like "wow you're such an auteur you're such a genius how did you come up with so many different things in this" and he just goes "everybody on my team is so talented and i wanted to show off their cool art :)"
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guy who infodumps to you about sesame street lore
February 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
guy who infodumps to you about sesame street lore
the US government for some reason: "bro you are unfuckably ugly"
Posted publicly today by an official government account. Is it too much to ask for the government to just stop being so freaking weird?
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
the US government for some reason: "bro you are unfuckably ugly"
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That is not nearly as bad as this. I think about this every day.
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
That is not nearly as bad as this. I think about this every day.
thing I loved learning is that werd strain names come from combining the names of the parent strain so like if you mixed "time travel" and "racecar" you would get "delorian
February 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
thing I loved learning is that werd strain names come from combining the names of the parent strain so like if you mixed "time travel" and "racecar" you would get "delorian
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๐คจ
WATCH: Massive fire erupts at one of Cubaโs largest oil refineries, รico Lรณpez in Havana, amid severe fuel shortages and the U.S. embargo; cause remains unknown.
February 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
๐คจ
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i hate Christians
February 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
i hate Christians
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say yes to vampire
A vampire! No!
February 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
say yes to vampire
oh ok so the hate towards jelloapocalypse is literally just that people dislike his takes
Fun(?) Fact, those weren't even changes he MADE, since he wasn't the lead script writer. Those were changes he suggested that never made it to script. He was only freelancing on the project while his friend, the ACTUAL lead writer was in the hospital. That's why the major ones never made it to air.
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
oh ok so the hate towards jelloapocalypse is literally just that people dislike his takes
the funniest thing about full metal alchemist is you have a guy named Fuhrer King Bradley and you go "oh his title is Fuhrer-King that's an interesting piece of worldbuilding" and then you learn, no, his name is King Bradley
February 13, 2026 at 11:07 PM
the funniest thing about full metal alchemist is you have a guy named Fuhrer King Bradley and you go "oh his title is Fuhrer-King that's an interesting piece of worldbuilding" and then you learn, no, his name is King Bradley
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( cw // preg )
*slamming hands on the table* pregnant goth cats pregnant goth cats
a little something for @sabsity.bsky.social :3
#ballpoint !
*slamming hands on the table* pregnant goth cats pregnant goth cats
a little something for @sabsity.bsky.social :3
#ballpoint !
April 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
( cw // preg )
*slamming hands on the table* pregnant goth cats pregnant goth cats
a little something for @sabsity.bsky.social :3
#ballpoint !
*slamming hands on the table* pregnant goth cats pregnant goth cats
a little something for @sabsity.bsky.social :3
#ballpoint !
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That's how you do it. You spell out exactly how it's going to go down and that you understand what you're here for and let them sit with it after. This kid rules. I hope your parents know it too.
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
That's how you do it. You spell out exactly how it's going to go down and that you understand what you're here for and let them sit with it after. This kid rules. I hope your parents know it too.
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ve should just vote ze furrer out
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
ve should just vote ze furrer out