ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜
@flailmorpho.bsky.social
She/It, Hypnodomme, Writer, Plural, Ancom 🔞 30
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Hello darlings~
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone
Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~
Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
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The New York Times investigated themselves and found the only thing they were guilty of was being TOO good at their jobs, and also incredibly handsome
This NYT column by @polgreen.bsky.social is the truest thing I've ever seen about the REAL reason public trust in the media collapsed
February 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The New York Times investigated themselves and found the only thing they were guilty of was being TOO good at their jobs, and also incredibly handsome
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"Why did public trust in the media collapse" asked the New York times, for some reason wearing the hot dog costume.
February 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
"Why did public trust in the media collapse" asked the New York times, for some reason wearing the hot dog costume.
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I completely loathe when someone refers to porn as “content”
If you wanna post porn you made just call it porn. Commodities don’t get anybody horny.
If you wanna post porn you made just call it porn. Commodities don’t get anybody horny.
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I completely loathe when someone refers to porn as “content”
If you wanna post porn you made just call it porn. Commodities don’t get anybody horny.
If you wanna post porn you made just call it porn. Commodities don’t get anybody horny.
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Mamdani needs to hire her on in some capacity, this is the energy New York City needs
February 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Mamdani needs to hire her on in some capacity, this is the energy New York City needs
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Can I come over and do this
February 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Can I come over and do this
"um we're not the democrat party we're the democratic party" I'll call you democratic when you stop stanning capitalism
February 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
"um we're not the democrat party we're the democratic party" I'll call you democratic when you stop stanning capitalism
the zero punctuation "tell me more about speakers" bit lives in my brain rent free
February 14, 2026 at 9:14 AM
the zero punctuation "tell me more about speakers" bit lives in my brain rent free
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December 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Petition this to be the new American flag
December 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Petition this to be the new American flag
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Between Valve and Hunter the Parenting we now have 2 werewolf women who are actually killing machines
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Between Valve and Hunter the Parenting we now have 2 werewolf women who are actually killing machines
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Rewatching Hunter the Parenting, and I have to repost the Akira Cross picture I did a while ago
#HunterTheParenting #akiracross
As someone with my own "Akira Cross" story this is a deeply precious episode to me.
#HunterTheParenting #akiracross
As someone with my own "Akira Cross" story this is a deeply precious episode to me.
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Rewatching Hunter the Parenting, and I have to repost the Akira Cross picture I did a while ago
#HunterTheParenting #akiracross
As someone with my own "Akira Cross" story this is a deeply precious episode to me.
#HunterTheParenting #akiracross
As someone with my own "Akira Cross" story this is a deeply precious episode to me.
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please watch Hunter The Parenting
Every recent news about the Epstein Files have been like:
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
please watch Hunter The Parenting
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With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online
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Survival-themed cyberpunk RPG where instead of weapon durability, you need to purchase a subscription for each weapon, which depletes based on how much damage you inflict. Hit points exist in-universe as a value calculated by your weapons' built-in biometric scanners to meter subscription usage.
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Survival-themed cyberpunk RPG where instead of weapon durability, you need to purchase a subscription for each weapon, which depletes based on how much damage you inflict. Hit points exist in-universe as a value calculated by your weapons' built-in biometric scanners to meter subscription usage.
why would I pay $70 for a video game when I could instead pay $0 to play space station 14 which is a better game than any game that has costed more than $60
One takeaway from the DICE convention here in Las Vegas, where game makers gather to pitch and schmooze?
Most video games should not cost $70.
This week’s column: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Most video games should not cost $70.
This week’s column: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Video Games Need to Be Cheaper to Buy
One way to get out of the video-game industry funk is to recognize that players aren’t spending $70 on most games
www.bloomberg.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:18 AM
why would I pay $70 for a video game when I could instead pay $0 to play space station 14 which is a better game than any game that has costed more than $60
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turns out the discord situation is worse! the company that will be doing the age verifications with IDs is Persona, a peter thiel aligned company
we're going to try to wind down the Kill The Computer discord and try to get a subreddit for the podcasts community up and running
we're going to try to wind down the Kill The Computer discord and try to get a subreddit for the podcasts community up and running
February 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
turns out the discord situation is worse! the company that will be doing the age verifications with IDs is Persona, a peter thiel aligned company
we're going to try to wind down the Kill The Computer discord and try to get a subreddit for the podcasts community up and running
we're going to try to wind down the Kill The Computer discord and try to get a subreddit for the podcasts community up and running
video game villain: "if you kill me, you become a murderer, just like me"
video game protagonist: "do you have any idea how many people I killed to get to you..."
video game protagonist: "do you have any idea how many people I killed to get to you..."
February 14, 2026 at 6:52 AM
video game villain: "if you kill me, you become a murderer, just like me"
video game protagonist: "do you have any idea how many people I killed to get to you..."
video game protagonist: "do you have any idea how many people I killed to get to you..."
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one of those things that forever shifted my view of George Lucas and made me realize he didn't really know what he was doing in the later movies:
the so-called "Jedi robes" are just clothes that normal people on Tatooine wear, as seen in Star Wars (1977)
the so-called "Jedi robes" are just clothes that normal people on Tatooine wear, as seen in Star Wars (1977)
February 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
one of those things that forever shifted my view of George Lucas and made me realize he didn't really know what he was doing in the later movies:
the so-called "Jedi robes" are just clothes that normal people on Tatooine wear, as seen in Star Wars (1977)
the so-called "Jedi robes" are just clothes that normal people on Tatooine wear, as seen in Star Wars (1977)
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
why do my posts complaining about democrats always go on the discovery feed but my shitposts and video game posting doesn't
February 14, 2026 at 6:39 AM
why do my posts complaining about democrats always go on the discovery feed but my shitposts and video game posting doesn't
"yeah I said I like dicks with a curve but bro that's a fucking loop-de-loop"
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 AM
"yeah I said I like dicks with a curve but bro that's a fucking loop-de-loop"
they're literally just chilling what are you a cop
[0011605] Weirdos hanging out at edge of map
February 14, 2026 at 6:21 AM
they're literally just chilling what are you a cop
for quite a while I was confused as to why I thought leitmotif was pronounced like "laymotif"
it was homestuck
homestuck made me think that
I assumed "fraymotif" was playing with it sounding similar so leitmotif must have some funny french pronunciation
it was homestuck
homestuck made me think that
I assumed "fraymotif" was playing with it sounding similar so leitmotif must have some funny french pronunciation
February 14, 2026 at 6:17 AM
for quite a while I was confused as to why I thought leitmotif was pronounced like "laymotif"
it was homestuck
homestuck made me think that
I assumed "fraymotif" was playing with it sounding similar so leitmotif must have some funny french pronunciation
it was homestuck
homestuck made me think that
I assumed "fraymotif" was playing with it sounding similar so leitmotif must have some funny french pronunciation