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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜
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She/It, Hypnodomme, Writer, Plural, Ancom 🔞 30

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Hello darlings~

Ever wanna try out your dream body, or maybe experience an impossible kink of yours, or maybe you wanna be trained as a good little drone

Well, I provide hypnosis to help with just that~

Make sure to message me BEFORE paying me, so we can negotiate the session
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This is her covering her ass for personally creating millions of asylum seekers
February 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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turn off "intolerance" too i've seen more mufos get caught by that one than i have actual bigots
If you want to see posts from cool people on here, go to @moderation.bsky.app and turn off this label
February 16, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I think one of my fav bits of worldbuilding I did for a tabeltop game was The Guide's Guild, a sorta naturally integrated adventurer's guild that was developed as part of the nation's military. People could rent out soldiers that were not needed for anything to be mercenaries and bodyguards
February 16, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Me with my cishet friend from the military I've known since I was 3
haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
February 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
"where do you see yourself in ten years"

"well if I survive the war I will likely be doing whatever I can to help the community in what will be the ashes of a dead america"

"..."

"oh shit were we supposed to lie in that part?"
February 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Just did this.

"Rude" is essentially a shadowban and is capriciously applied.

"Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose."

Dudes, your CEO was shrieking "Waffles!" at people.
If you want to see posts from cool people on here, go to @moderation.bsky.app and turn off this label
February 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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nobody in their right mind would call doom eternal a game running on the quake engine but because wacky funny Bethesda glitch that means fallout 4 and morrowind are on the same engine
February 16, 2026 at 6:50 PM
"bethesda needs a new engine"

they do have a new engine, they made starfield in it

"that's just the old engine with a bunch of updates"

how do you think new engines work
February 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
neat, did they ever apologize for the racism??
The Dark Pictures Anthology: Season One Bundle is $9.86 on Steam (90% off sale) buff.ly/3hsYo47

each game $1.99-$3.99
February 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
oh god... contra is back
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Important to note that while the Athenian and Roman empires were actually fucking awful to live under if you weren't a full citizen (and often even if you were), they have excellent PR because they built grand public works and much of their high culture survived.

The Nazis, on the other hand...
These weird empire chumps will never accept that the success of an empire is not to last forever - it won't - but to be remembered positively with more benefits to the world and culture than negatives. And ain't no way their empire will succeed.
February 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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gettign th. Ears jorked
February 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Manos: The Hands of Fate is better than Homestuck.
February 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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one of my fave games of all time, my fave roguelike of all time, and you will simply not fucking believe how well they made it work for handheld controls. you should play caves of qud
Caves of Qud is out now for Nintendo Switch!

🍄 Buy on the eShop: www.nintendo.com/en-ca/store/...
February 16, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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"I wrote a book!"

"Cool, what can you tell me about it?"

"Oh nothing I haven't read it myself yet"

"..."
February 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
"oh I'm a powerful vampire superior to you mortals" bitch you have 12 hours a day where you are sleeping so heavily I could break in and stab you to death and not even be quiet about it
February 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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EVERYBODY FREAK OUT AND PANIC. THE MECHANICUS ARE GETTING COOL MODELS AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE HALF A DECADE, IT'S SOMETHING FOR 40K.

CANON FEMALE ARCHMAGOS MODEL
HEAVY SKITTLES
LET'S FUCKING GO
February 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
lrs sam reimi spiderman doing that and covering your butthole in webs
February 16, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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🤘🐀💦
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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hi sorry, ive been trying to hold off asking for this but my bank accounts in the red after i had to pay off some student debts and buy sleep meds

id appreciate any help getting out of overdraft before fees set in, i know its not an easy time to ask for anything like this

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February 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
hello verified ubi guy who seems chill I hope you are prepared for my posts about girldicks eating people
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I want a popular pvp game to introduce a "fine, you balance it" mode where players can submit and vote on changes and the top 25 changes are implemented each week
February 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
postpwning
February 16, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 1:23 PM