ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜
@flailmorpho.bsky.social
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Not gonna be working for a while, because I'm on Maternity Leave!
okay, question, has anyone else here heard of cutting a sandwich diagonally as "Fisherman" because I grew up with it being called that in my family
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
okay, question, has anyone else here heard of cutting a sandwich diagonally as "Fisherman" because I grew up with it being called that in my family
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whoever decided chuffed should both mean happy and irritated was an asshole
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
whoever decided chuffed should both mean happy and irritated was an asshole
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Dark ageplay
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Dark ageplay
people who hate root beer are so funny to me
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
people who hate root beer are so funny to me
ben and jerry's ad that is straight up a call for action to protect trans rights??
I am actually impressed it's not even pride month
I am actually impressed it's not even pride month
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
ben and jerry's ad that is straight up a call for action to protect trans rights??
I am actually impressed it's not even pride month
I am actually impressed it's not even pride month
after playing The Rocky Road To Dublin for my son a few dozen times because he likes it and also I like it youtube has decided I need to watch a ton of irish youtube which I would be annoyed at except irish people are fucking great and have amazing jokes
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
after playing The Rocky Road To Dublin for my son a few dozen times because he likes it and also I like it youtube has decided I need to watch a ton of irish youtube which I would be annoyed at except irish people are fucking great and have amazing jokes
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I've been re-reading homestuck and occasionally a joke I forgot takes me offguard and makes my laugh my ass off
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I've been re-reading homestuck and occasionally a joke I forgot takes me offguard and makes my laugh my ass off
she's serving cunt but it's overcooked
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
she's serving cunt but it's overcooked
you see I dislike tiktok but like youtibe shorts because youtube shorts functions how a sane person would design it
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
you see I dislike tiktok but like youtibe shorts because youtube shorts functions how a sane person would design it
I feel like the only reason the monty hall problem is so baffling is because they use the worst possible number of options the first time around
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I feel like the only reason the monty hall problem is so baffling is because they use the worst possible number of options the first time around
makin bred again
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
makin bred again
yes I know you're hopelessly addicted to my cock and I enchanted you to deeply hunger for it at all times but I'm busy trying to barbecue
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
yes I know you're hopelessly addicted to my cock and I enchanted you to deeply hunger for it at all times but I'm busy trying to barbecue
cw: dubcon
hypnotizing you to be unable to resist whatever I do to you no matter when or where it is~
hypnotizing you to be unable to resist whatever I do to you no matter when or where it is~
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
cw: dubcon
hypnotizing you to be unable to resist whatever I do to you no matter when or where it is~
hypnotizing you to be unable to resist whatever I do to you no matter when or where it is~
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We don't need to exclude anyone to know who is here. The most contested and bloodiest border in history, between France and Germany, is now completely open. Guess what? The world didn't end.
4. If you want people to stop coming here, maybe we should stop fucking up their countries.
5. Landback.
4. If you want people to stop coming here, maybe we should stop fucking up their countries.
5. Landback.
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
We don't need to exclude anyone to know who is here. The most contested and bloodiest border in history, between France and Germany, is now completely open. Guess what? The world didn't end.
4. If you want people to stop coming here, maybe we should stop fucking up their countries.
5. Landback.
4. If you want people to stop coming here, maybe we should stop fucking up their countries.
5. Landback.
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1. This is stolen land. We have no moral right to exclude anyone.
2. "Illegal immigration" is a product of 20th century racism; your forebears came "legally" because there was no such thing as "illegal immigration" then.
3. Open borders are good. Borders are racist and colonial violence.
2. "Illegal immigration" is a product of 20th century racism; your forebears came "legally" because there was no such thing as "illegal immigration" then.
3. Open borders are good. Borders are racist and colonial violence.
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
1. This is stolen land. We have no moral right to exclude anyone.
2. "Illegal immigration" is a product of 20th century racism; your forebears came "legally" because there was no such thing as "illegal immigration" then.
3. Open borders are good. Borders are racist and colonial violence.
2. "Illegal immigration" is a product of 20th century racism; your forebears came "legally" because there was no such thing as "illegal immigration" then.
3. Open borders are good. Borders are racist and colonial violence.
cat anthro girl who is into puppyplay
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
cat anthro girl who is into puppyplay
ereptile dysfunction
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
ereptile dysfunction
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*takes off prince albert piercing, I drop it on the floor, it causes a crater*
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
*takes off prince albert piercing, I drop it on the floor, it causes a crater*
OFFER THEM NO QUARTER
dimes are okay tho
dimes are okay tho
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
OFFER THEM NO QUARTER
dimes are okay tho
dimes are okay tho
Vladof/Jacobs collab gun
I'm not normally a gun fucker, but i gotta tell you, the next time I need to draw a sci-fi looking gun I'll be referencing a tkb-011 and -022pm
These are cute designs! Especially the front sight/muzzle section of the 022pm
These are cute designs! Especially the front sight/muzzle section of the 022pm
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Vladof/Jacobs collab gun
fun fact, when I was very young I thought all TV was animated and that live action stuff was just people being extremely good at drawing
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
fun fact, when I was very young I thought all TV was animated and that live action stuff was just people being extremely good at drawing
I actually figured this out when I was at the hospital
there's a utensil dispenser and the little flanges are designed to catch on the dispenser and let it partially hang out of it until you pull it the rest of the way
there's a utensil dispenser and the little flanges are designed to catch on the dispenser and let it partially hang out of it until you pull it the rest of the way
What is up with the shape of this spoon? It's a hospital spoon (no emergency, simple procedure).
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I actually figured this out when I was at the hospital
there's a utensil dispenser and the little flanges are designed to catch on the dispenser and let it partially hang out of it until you pull it the rest of the way
there's a utensil dispenser and the little flanges are designed to catch on the dispenser and let it partially hang out of it until you pull it the rest of the way
I've been re-reading homestuck and occasionally a joke I forgot takes me offguard and makes my laugh my ass off
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I've been re-reading homestuck and occasionally a joke I forgot takes me offguard and makes my laugh my ass off