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Everyone making fun of Karoline Leavitt's dry-ass Thanksgiving meal is forgetting that, at her husband's age, strong flavors can be overwhelming, and his doctors get mad whenever he eats too much salt.
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Everyone making fun of Karoline Leavitt's dry-ass Thanksgiving meal is forgetting that, at her husband's age, strong flavors can be overwhelming, and his doctors get mad whenever he eats too much salt.
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I did a comic about this three years ago.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I did a comic about this three years ago.
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oliver cromwell be like
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
oliver cromwell be like
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see what you’ve got here is a classic case of too many dries. you’ve got all dries, no wets. major blunder
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
see what you’ve got here is a classic case of too many dries. you’ve got all dries, no wets. major blunder
Since everyone's shopping for Christmas presents, just FYI, fashion brands (Versace, Tom Ford, etc.) sell absolute dogshit watches, and you should not buy them even if they're on some mega sale.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Since everyone's shopping for Christmas presents, just FYI, fashion brands (Versace, Tom Ford, etc.) sell absolute dogshit watches, and you should not buy them even if they're on some mega sale.
My internet has been out for like 30 hours, and we just assumed the landlord was also mad about it because it's a main house/guest house situation. Nope. He just changed internet providers and didn't bother to tell us.
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My internet has been out for like 30 hours, and we just assumed the landlord was also mad about it because it's a main house/guest house situation. Nope. He just changed internet providers and didn't bother to tell us.
One of the nurses said my mashed potatoes were the first mashed potatoes she'd ever liked. Because previously, she'd only ever had them unseasoned.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
One of the nurses said my mashed potatoes were the first mashed potatoes she'd ever liked. Because previously, she'd only ever had them unseasoned.
Wait why are you in your jammies I haven't even taken the chicken out of the oven yet
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Wait why are you in your jammies I haven't even taken the chicken out of the oven yet
Should I have bought two normal-sized chickens instead of one giant 7 pound Franken-chicken? Yes. Could I resist buying the giant 7 pound Franken-chicken? No, I could not.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Should I have bought two normal-sized chickens instead of one giant 7 pound Franken-chicken? Yes. Could I resist buying the giant 7 pound Franken-chicken? No, I could not.
Also, season 4 of Stranger Things was bad, actually, and you cannot convince me otherwise
Obama was still president when the first season of Stranger Things aired
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Also, season 4 of Stranger Things was bad, actually, and you cannot convince me otherwise
Obama was still president when the first season of Stranger Things aired
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Obama was still president when the first season of Stranger Things aired
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MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS
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Just a reminder for no reason that our federal government likes to lie. Especially now.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Just a reminder for no reason that our federal government likes to lie. Especially now.
Doors are locked because hell the fuck no, but we just heard what sounded like a small child crying outside one of our windows?????
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Doors are locked because hell the fuck no, but we just heard what sounded like a small child crying outside one of our windows?????
Boss: "But how on earth are we going to show someone walking and farting in the lead image? You can't see farts!"
Graphic designer:
Graphic designer:
Column | Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal
Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Boss: "But how on earth are we going to show someone walking and farting in the lead image? You can't see farts!"
Graphic designer:
Graphic designer:
Please help me bully @emarquis.bsky.social into buying the most perfect Saturn Sky Red Line you've ever seen (which I will not link to, so none of you can buy it before she does)
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Please help me bully @emarquis.bsky.social into buying the most perfect Saturn Sky Red Line you've ever seen (which I will not link to, so none of you can buy it before she does)
Somehow, I don't think the kind of person who would pick a random recipe off the internet and then make it for Thanksgiving without testing it first was ever going to make anything decent in the first place.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
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November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Somehow, I don't think the kind of person who would pick a random recipe off the internet and then make it for Thanksgiving without testing it first was ever going to make anything decent in the first place.
Cheering for Vandy's not looking so fun now, is it
Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Cheering for Vandy's not looking so fun now, is it
GF has rejected my idea to spend $400 on a rice cooker, and the fact that it will also cook beans did not change her mind
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
GF has rejected my idea to spend $400 on a rice cooker, and the fact that it will also cook beans did not change her mind
Surely no one's named their kid Skyrizi yet, right? No one would do that to an actual human child, would they?
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Surely no one's named their kid Skyrizi yet, right? No one would do that to an actual human child, would they?
What a weird day.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
What a weird day.
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I would bet good money that Trump has never looked at either of his sons this way.
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I would bet good money that Trump has never looked at either of his sons this way.
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
Is it really all that surprising that Trump said nice things about Mamdani? He's handsome. He's funny. He's charismatic. He's genuinely likeable. Mamdani is exactly the kind of guy Trump wishes he could be. Also, we know Trump comes out of every meeting agreeing with the last person he talked to.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Is it really all that surprising that Trump said nice things about Mamdani? He's handsome. He's funny. He's charismatic. He's genuinely likeable. Mamdani is exactly the kind of guy Trump wishes he could be. Also, we know Trump comes out of every meeting agreeing with the last person he talked to.
GENESIS WAGON I REPEAT GENESIS WAGON
Donckerwolke said the Wingback is executable very fast with a minimal level of expense.
Genesis G90 Magma Wingback Concept Is An Extremely Cool Wagon That Could Easily Go Into Production (And Probably Will) - Jalopnik
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November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
GENESIS WAGON I REPEAT GENESIS WAGON