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FOREMOST AMONG THE DEMONS OF WAR, THE HELLION OF THE BATTLEFIELD, AND UNMATCHED BALLISTICS GENIUS (for women) / Alice Charlotte / she/it / lesbian
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parlay? negotiate? pray tell, why should the illustrious demon princess of heavy artillery, the very one who has scattered your forces like ashes, stoop to bartering with y- YOU CAN'T TALK TO "SOMEONE MORE HELPFUL" ABOUT THIS
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The cute young maiden with a mechanical watch pendant has some words she'd like to share with you in private
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The cute young maiden with a mechanical watch pendant has some words she'd like to share with you in private
thats crazy i feel like ive seen this girl on twitter a lot
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
thats crazy i feel like ive seen this girl on twitter a lot
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true perversion is born of contradiction, and the starker the contradiction the higher the perversion. this in mind, the oft mocked fuzzy pink handcuffs do indeed rank extremely low on perversity, but contrary to one's intuition a full body gimp suit is actually less perverse than stirrup stockings
May 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
true perversion is born of contradiction, and the starker the contradiction the higher the perversion. this in mind, the oft mocked fuzzy pink handcuffs do indeed rank extremely low on perversity, but contrary to one's intuition a full body gimp suit is actually less perverse than stirrup stockings
i do love when my virtues are recognized and rewarded by the smallfolk. yes, my honesty is that of a saint, thank you for not charging me tram fair when i waved you over to pay
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i do love when my virtues are recognized and rewarded by the smallfolk. yes, my honesty is that of a saint, thank you for not charging me tram fair when i waved you over to pay
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*in complete and total absence from the light of heaven* I wonder if a spreadsheet could somehow ameliorate this situation
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
*in complete and total absence from the light of heaven* I wonder if a spreadsheet could somehow ameliorate this situation
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“I fear not thy epidemic, man,” said Ahab
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“I fear not thy epidemic, man,” said Ahab
i am tired of being a sickly maiden
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
i am tired of being a sickly maiden
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Calling me a "dropout" betrays a poor understanding of things. I realised that further time spent there was unnecessary long before I left, which is...why my grades were so poor. Speak not of failure..
...I said speak noooot!!!! Gah... *hand over half my face* you invite...my divine retribution...
...I said speak noooot!!!! Gah... *hand over half my face* you invite...my divine retribution...
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Calling me a "dropout" betrays a poor understanding of things. I realised that further time spent there was unnecessary long before I left, which is...why my grades were so poor. Speak not of failure..
...I said speak noooot!!!! Gah... *hand over half my face* you invite...my divine retribution...
...I said speak noooot!!!! Gah... *hand over half my face* you invite...my divine retribution...
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They're called glass cannons because they make really pretty noises when you shatter them.
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
They're called glass cannons because they make really pretty noises when you shatter them.
the little mage girl looks really cute with both of her dainty little wrists pinned above her head in one of my hands. i especially like those furious helpless tears beading at the corners of her eyes as she struggles to make the sign of destruction
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the little mage girl looks really cute with both of her dainty little wrists pinned above her head in one of my hands. i especially like those furious helpless tears beading at the corners of her eyes as she struggles to make the sign of destruction
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the fact that you can actually get hypnotised in real life is crazy. its like if it turned out that elves are real and you could have sex with them
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
the fact that you can actually get hypnotised in real life is crazy. its like if it turned out that elves are real and you could have sex with them
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we all know that one girl who will forfeit its personhood for thigh pics
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
we all know that one girl who will forfeit its personhood for thigh pics
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top ten girls to chain to a pipe hose down with cold water and hit until they promise they'll never try to be boys ever again
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
top ten girls to chain to a pipe hose down with cold water and hit until they promise they'll never try to be boys ever again
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scientists have finally isolated punk in a library setting
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
scientists have finally isolated punk in a library setting
you do kind of understand why the gods are like that after a little bit
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
you do kind of understand why the gods are like that after a little bit
[girl who is 100% about to die badly voice] you may have me outmatched in terms of skills, but i can't lose here! since my friends are counting on me, i will make up the difference between us with my flesh and blood!
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
[girl who is 100% about to die badly voice] you may have me outmatched in terms of skills, but i can't lose here! since my friends are counting on me, i will make up the difference between us with my flesh and blood!
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what? of course i know what socks are! they go over your knees and you wear them when you're pretending to be fourteen!
October 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
what? of course i know what socks are! they go over your knees and you wear them when you're pretending to be fourteen!
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They're passing a law that says you have to get more chuuni, sorry
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
They're passing a law that says you have to get more chuuni, sorry
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WELCOME... to cambrian touch tank
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
WELCOME... to cambrian touch tank
i know a lotta girls who could be described as "transfeminized sauron" (but i repeat myself) so i guess we're all gonna be on lesbian melkor like weevils on the pope when we find it/her
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
i know a lotta girls who could be described as "transfeminized sauron" (but i repeat myself) so i guess we're all gonna be on lesbian melkor like weevils on the pope when we find it/her
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"the sub actually controls the scene not the dom" factoid near completely false, except in case of mairon, who was kind of doing that to melkor
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"the sub actually controls the scene not the dom" factoid near completely false, except in case of mairon, who was kind of doing that to melkor