alice (regular)
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FOREMOST AMONG THE DEMONS OF WAR, THE HELLION OF THE BATTLEFIELD, AND UNMATCHED BALLISTICS GENIUS (for women) / Alice Charlotte / she/it / lesbian
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parlay? negotiate? pray tell, why should the illustrious demon princess of heavy artillery, the very one who has scattered your forces like ashes, stoop to bartering with y- YOU CAN'T TALK TO "SOMEONE MORE HELPFUL" ABOUT THIS
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September 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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we all know that one girl who will forfeit its personhood for thigh pics
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
we all know that one girl who will forfeit its personhood for thigh pics
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top ten girls to chain to a pipe hose down with cold water and hit until they promise they'll never try to be boys ever again
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
top ten girls to chain to a pipe hose down with cold water and hit until they promise they'll never try to be boys ever again
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scientists have finally isolated punk in a library setting
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
scientists have finally isolated punk in a library setting
you do kind of understand why the gods are like that after a little bit
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
you do kind of understand why the gods are like that after a little bit
[girl who is 100% about to die badly voice] you may have me outmatched in terms of skills, but i can't lose here! since my friends are counting on me, i will make up the difference between us with my flesh and blood!
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
[girl who is 100% about to die badly voice] you may have me outmatched in terms of skills, but i can't lose here! since my friends are counting on me, i will make up the difference between us with my flesh and blood!
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what? of course i know what socks are! they go over your knees and you wear them when you're pretending to be fourteen!
October 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
what? of course i know what socks are! they go over your knees and you wear them when you're pretending to be fourteen!
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They're passing a law that says you have to get more chuuni, sorry
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
They're passing a law that says you have to get more chuuni, sorry
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WELCOME... to cambrian touch tank
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
WELCOME... to cambrian touch tank
i know a lotta girls who could be described as "transfeminized sauron" (but i repeat myself) so i guess we're all gonna be on lesbian melkor like weevils on the pope when we find it/her
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
i know a lotta girls who could be described as "transfeminized sauron" (but i repeat myself) so i guess we're all gonna be on lesbian melkor like weevils on the pope when we find it/her
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"the sub actually controls the scene not the dom" factoid near completely false, except in case of mairon, who was kind of doing that to melkor
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"the sub actually controls the scene not the dom" factoid near completely false, except in case of mairon, who was kind of doing that to melkor
i probably just need to get better at looking for it but every time i open up a touhou metal arrangement/cover that isn't demetori im greeted by triforce shirt metal. its like stepping on a rake
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
i probably just need to get better at looking for it but every time i open up a touhou metal arrangement/cover that isn't demetori im greeted by triforce shirt metal. its like stepping on a rake
my dog-impaling lance has helped me through many dark and uncertain times
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
my dog-impaling lance has helped me through many dark and uncertain times
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okay so first off BRO, the san magnolia education system literally never taught us that the 86 are human,
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
okay so first off BRO, the san magnolia education system literally never taught us that the 86 are human,
im thinking of becoming a demon
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
im thinking of becoming a demon
the feeling of perfectly manuevering a number of pieces into position after denying all of your opponents a large amount of critical resources to secure a flawless victory is kind of unmatched and it gets better the more people you do it too but unfortunately it is kind of zero sum in a major way
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
the feeling of perfectly manuevering a number of pieces into position after denying all of your opponents a large amount of critical resources to secure a flawless victory is kind of unmatched and it gets better the more people you do it too but unfortunately it is kind of zero sum in a major way
im sure you can slow the tempo down and up the distortion a little more
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
im sure you can slow the tempo down and up the distortion a little more
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passion is in the air tonight
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
passion is in the air tonight
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why isn't wario64 telling us about this? what other deals is he hiding
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
why isn't wario64 telling us about this? what other deals is he hiding
miss can you please turn down the graphics on the eroge im running from ultra to medium or maybe even low im an old model and im barely hitting 24 fps and im getting really dizzy and hot anndi feel really sick
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
miss can you please turn down the graphics on the eroge im running from ultra to medium or maybe even low im an old model and im barely hitting 24 fps and im getting really dizzy and hot anndi feel really sick
i really need to get a cute peaked cap
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
i really need to get a cute peaked cap
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decisions decisions. shall this one wear [God-Princess] or [Empress-to-Be] today?
October 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
decisions decisions. shall this one wear [God-Princess] or [Empress-to-Be] today?
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consistently conquering the other princesses by pushing them over and lying on top of them and purring. works every time. they think they're humoring a big kitty but i sieze large portions of their territory each time i do it. im barely even a princess anymore the learned call me "empress-to-be" now
September 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
consistently conquering the other princesses by pushing them over and lying on top of them and purring. works every time. they think they're humoring a big kitty but i sieze large portions of their territory each time i do it. im barely even a princess anymore the learned call me "empress-to-be" now
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looking at straight couples unable not to think how great it'd be that his girlfriend fucked her in front of him. the great serpent devours
December 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
looking at straight couples unable not to think how great it'd be that his girlfriend fucked her in front of him. the great serpent devours