We survived!

My pilot is definitely not traumatized mhm! Definitely not traumatized!

hELP! (I'm the sniper, currently experiencing Plasma Talons)

I'm about to have such a normal time in Lancer tonight

New Battle Beast album fucks. Particularly The Burning Within And Twilight Cabaret.

The opening story beat being "the secretary general of nato is assassinated and nato does nothing" is incredibly funny tbh. I feel like I'm about to play a game ghost written by r/noncredibledefense

I should not have to change my bios settings to play the latest militaryslop EA what the hell are you doing

Not really that dysphoric about my voice, specifically because I have an incredible evil villain laugh. Real menacing deep chuckle. Perfect dragon laugh.

I cannot stress enough how important it is to have a hand hobby, something that you love to do that you find fun and fulfilling that also requires use of your hands and attention so that you can’t multitask by doomscrolling at the same time

Bouie was so right "The Pope is from Chicago" is an entire joke, like, that's just funny on its own

Well come and well met, my brave little spark
How long you've wandered, burned bright as a star
Oh, I have awaited you patiently all this time 💫

#ffxiv (Illustration wip)

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

Oh yeah my backpack also weighs like 35 lbs since I'm carrying my work laptop, personal laptop, and scalemail materials because I wanted something to do

Well, I have once again survived the tranny detector without getting groped. Now I have 2 hours to fuck around in the terminal and I haven't had much to eat so I guess that's next on the schedule.

Shutdown really doing a number on operations huh

Well, I'm at the airport with 3 hours until my flight and god damn, everything seems positively stagnated

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Flying out today to visit my family for my grandfather's funeral and ngl I'm kinda nervous about it. Mostly about the tsa tranny detector tbh, but also being the tranny in my (very conservative) extended family.

Survive out of spite.

*raises hand*

Maybe I'm just getting old but like... I just do not find myself entertained by video games much anymore. I'm not sure if it's just that so many games these days are live service lifestyle games or if I just don't want to spend so much time on the computer but like. Yeah.

you have to be sincere and you have to get weird with it

I've got a bunch of crafting projects lined up and I'm getting trained on a bunch of machines at the local makerspace tonight.

I'm putting together a heavy armor kit for a LARP next year.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"