Contemptible Pest
@maidthing.bsky.social
everyone's least favorite post-ES slopblogger
We Gotta Start Hitting People Until They Die
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We Gotta Start Hitting People Until They Die
sadistically pushes down on your posting gland
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
sadistically pushes down on your posting gland
>going to see a new radiation exposure incident
>ask if its going to be goiânia or therac-25
>they dont understand
>show a diagram explaining what it means to be goiânia and >therac-25
>they laugh
>"Its a good incident, Sir"
>its therac-25
>ask if its going to be goiânia or therac-25
>they dont understand
>show a diagram explaining what it means to be goiânia and >therac-25
>they laugh
>"Its a good incident, Sir"
>its therac-25
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
>going to see a new radiation exposure incident
>ask if its going to be goiânia or therac-25
>they dont understand
>show a diagram explaining what it means to be goiânia and >therac-25
>they laugh
>"Its a good incident, Sir"
>its therac-25
>ask if its going to be goiânia or therac-25
>they dont understand
>show a diagram explaining what it means to be goiânia and >therac-25
>they laugh
>"Its a good incident, Sir"
>its therac-25
I do not respond to "sir" of course but it adds an extra layer to the joke that I am being misgendered
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I do not respond to "sir" of course but it adds an extra layer to the joke that I am being misgendered
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it isn't a prop. it's very reliable, even if you don't need to rely on it all the time
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
it isn't a prop. it's very reliable, even if you don't need to rely on it all the time
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she has my dream tattoo and im like. mad about it #oftheDevil
March 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
she has my dream tattoo and im like. mad about it #oftheDevil
a lot of you are too caught up in your day-to-day frivolities to remember what's really important in life: the great and terrible power of the Atom
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
a lot of you are too caught up in your day-to-day frivolities to remember what's really important in life: the great and terrible power of the Atom
i could take or leave the torture but I really enjoyed the past 6-12 months we've spent together in this shipping container
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
i could take or leave the torture but I really enjoyed the past 6-12 months we've spent together in this shipping container
some of you have never found out that a woman you're crushing on has been fantasizing about torturing you and it honestly shows
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
some of you have never found out that a woman you're crushing on has been fantasizing about torturing you and it honestly shows
posting on bs is refreshing i forgot what it was like to not have an unending stream of sycophants to shower every worthless thought you utter with 20 notes minimum
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
posting on bs is refreshing i forgot what it was like to not have an unending stream of sycophants to shower every worthless thought you utter with 20 notes minimum
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girl in the discord call turns on her webcam and she's wearing a form-fitting dress (black) and I immediately start pawing at the lockbox under my desk where I keep my cattle stungun
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
girl in the discord call turns on her webcam and she's wearing a form-fitting dress (black) and I immediately start pawing at the lockbox under my desk where I keep my cattle stungun
accidentally stammering during my order because the guy across the counter is standing a solid 2 feet taller than me and my handler flips up the lockout cover for the detonator on my bomb collar
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
accidentally stammering during my order because the guy across the counter is standing a solid 2 feet taller than me and my handler flips up the lockout cover for the detonator on my bomb collar
imo black nitrile glives are more of a "this food truck guy really is towering over me and those things do not fit at all" sort of appeal. if you want "unethical medical professional" its gotta be blue gloves. purple if you're a real freak
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
imo black nitrile glives are more of a "this food truck guy really is towering over me and those things do not fit at all" sort of appeal. if you want "unethical medical professional" its gotta be blue gloves. purple if you're a real freak
"Not a normal thing to say" well im not normal. im an aberrant freak. I'm not like other girls. i do things that would make you have to come up with new moral axioms. im deranged.
[spends 26 minutes fiddling around with transparency layers to try to impress a girl with an edit that isn't funny]
[spends 26 minutes fiddling around with transparency layers to try to impress a girl with an edit that isn't funny]
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"Not a normal thing to say" well im not normal. im an aberrant freak. I'm not like other girls. i do things that would make you have to come up with new moral axioms. im deranged.
[spends 26 minutes fiddling around with transparency layers to try to impress a girl with an edit that isn't funny]
[spends 26 minutes fiddling around with transparency layers to try to impress a girl with an edit that isn't funny]
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goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay
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picking up the blessèd shield just outside of the dragons lair and suddenly feeling very self-conscious about my decision to wear plate mail instead of a long flowy dress with no panties
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
picking up the blessèd shield just outside of the dragons lair and suddenly feeling very self-conscious about my decision to wear plate mail instead of a long flowy dress with no panties
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cleanliness is next to godliness
September 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
cleanliness is next to godliness
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i don't want the autistic cyborg girl to learn the meaning of love, is the thing. i want her to live a fulfilling life as an off-putting weirdo.
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i don't want the autistic cyborg girl to learn the meaning of love, is the thing. i want her to live a fulfilling life as an off-putting weirdo.
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goat villain with a bunny tail (i couldn't resist!)
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
goat villain with a bunny tail (i couldn't resist!)
26 unread messages in my FPs dms, i havent checked them yet. im psychologically unwell. crossed on blood loss and progesterone. im god incarnate. I pissed myself cause i couldnt get the cock cage off. you dont get it. you never will never understand
November 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
26 unread messages in my FPs dms, i havent checked them yet. im psychologically unwell. crossed on blood loss and progesterone. im god incarnate. I pissed myself cause i couldnt get the cock cage off. you dont get it. you never will never understand