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sasshole.bsky.social
Sass
@sasshole.bsky.social
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 45m
They’re the best
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 59m
Lemon bars are my *FAVORITE*!!
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1h
I think it would be tight if humans purred. Not in a sexual way just like “oh I guess Bob’s pretty happy over there on the sofa”
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1h
Well if Neptune was entirely erased from reality—HYPOTHETICALLY—then you probably *wouldnt* get notifications about it
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1h
I’m so so sorry Mary ❤️❤️
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 2h
Good boy!
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ 🏳️‍🌈 @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 4h
a skull full of soup.
cinesthetic. @TheCinesth.... 13h Teaser trailer for 'AMADEUS' starring Will Sharpe and Paul Bettany has been released. Graham Linehan @Glinner 7h How would you like to see Amadeus again, except this time Mozart is black? Me neither! Yet here it is! Clara @Americana Mama79 6h That guy is black? Graham Linehan @Glinner 6h Apparently not but the point rrrremains!
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 20h
Two years ago was when our ear return service was last operational. I’ll have Timehole set you up an appointment
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 20h
and then the cancer cures right
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The Verge @theverge.com · 20h
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
Innocent
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
@awildsuze.bsky.social help
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
Hey man do you…do you think people will remember that there will used to have been a planet called Neptune
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
Oh my god
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE NEVER ONCE SAID TUNA AROUND HER, AT ANY POINT PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
I have been informed that they’ve determined code word is tuna
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
The good news is that the ears don’t activate unless the super secret code word is said within, uh, earshot
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
Well the first one apparently happened(?) outside of time itself
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
Madaji Luna’s ears might have..some extra capabilities. “Military applications” is all they will tell me
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
Alright so apparently the 3rd Neptunian War now happens just before the 2nd Neptunian War
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
Ok so apparently lotteries do *not* exist on Neptune
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
Ohhh LOTTERY numbers
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
Something about pottery numbers?
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
WHY DO THEY KEEP GOING TO NEPTUNE
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
There is now a whiteboard involved
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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 21h
They’re trying to describe what happened to me but it’s not making a lot of sense
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