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JEEMS, seasonal turkey
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JEEMS, seasonal turkey @jamesfrye.bsky.social · Jul 5
Since my phone is blowing up, I guess the news has officially dropped.

Queen Mona now has a court jester. A few of you may recognize him.
A Plott hound sits majestically in her throne (ie, a hole she dug) while a white husky sits at her side, ears perked.
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jamesfrye.bsky.social
You don’t actually need to include screenshots of the r-slur when you’re criticizing the dialogue at that other place.

Really! It’s true! Your post will actually go through without it!

Otherwise I can only assume that you’re fine using and spreading that word around.
April 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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95hannahlouise.bsky.social
Santa asked @rileyharden.bsky.social what he wanted for Christmas and he turned to me and said “all I want for Christmas is you!”

We got engaged on Saturday! Santa pulled the ring out of his sleeve.

Excited to see where life takes us, together! 💜 Love you, Riley!
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
jamesfrye.bsky.social
if this is what he's saying, he's already made up his mind that he wants to go

he's just trying to maximize his payday and manipulate the pr
theathletic.com The Athletic @theathletic.com · 21h
Coming off the Egg Bowl, Lane Kiffin said he hasn't decided if he's staying at Ole Miss or leaving.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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jamesfrye.bsky.social
ok maybe these eyes were even Plottier
A Plott hound chomps at a drumstick as her eyes bulge. A white husky checks the floor nearby
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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jamesfrye.bsky.social
guess who just performed unauthorized quality control on an entire drumstick that was on the counter
A Plott hound stands on her back legs with her tongue out in a giant slorp
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
jamesfrye.bsky.social
the best part will be the postgame presser where the winner talks about wanting to "build on this win"
arnottky.bsky.social Kyle @arnottky.bsky.social · 17h
It’s Black Friday and Court is out of town, so you know what that means: spending $5 to watch the two worst NBA teams slug it out. SOMEBODY has to get to three wins tonight!
Opening tipoff of Pacers vs. Wizards on the special NBA Cup court at Gainbridge Fieldhouse.
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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justincat66.bsky.social
00z MPX observed sounding shows a clear dry slot from 700-850mb as was expected by the forecast soundings. Until that column saturates a lot more, there will not be snow in the #TwinCities metro.
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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megsf.bsky.social
she certainly went bigger than last year
jamesfrye.bsky.social JEEMS, seasonal turkey @jamesfrye.bsky.social · Nov 29
Mona’s favorite water dish is the one on the back porch, so we let her out there like usual.

She also just learned the human Midwest holiday tradition of using the back porch as a walk in refrigerator.

Mona has declared that she loves broccoli and rice hot dish.
The remnants of a broccoli and rice side dish, with the top eaten away.
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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sasshole.bsky.social
INNOCENT! Please do not blame Mona for what @megsf.bsky.social does
jamesfrye.bsky.social JEEMS, seasonal turkey @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 1d
guess who just performed unauthorized quality control on an entire drumstick that was on the counter
A Plott hound stands on her back legs with her tongue out in a giant slorp
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
jamesfrye.bsky.social
guess who just performed unauthorized quality control on an entire drumstick that was on the counter
A Plott hound stands on her back legs with her tongue out in a giant slorp
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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szstrw.bsky.social
SNOW!
Opus, a black lab, in the beginning stages of a zommies episode. He is on the side of a snowy trail wearing a blaze orange vest and his front legs are off the ground as he’s starting to sprint forward without a plan. His eyes are very wide indicating incoming chaos
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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jamesfrye.bsky.social
darth's hibernation usually starts around the time the sled dogs start training and ends after iditarod

i'm just sayin'
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
jamesfrye.bsky.social
I leave to pick up Thai food and come back to this. I’m never leaving the house again.
darthbluesky.bsky.social darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 2d
ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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megsf.bsky.social
enjoying the sunbeams ☀️👑 #MonaMonday
A black and brindled Plott hound lies in green grass with her head up and looking into the distance.
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
jamesfrye.bsky.social
wickson is also a great goalie
A white husky lies down with an orange toy soccer ball lying on his paws
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
jamesfrye.bsky.social
deleted post about the guardsmen dying because the WV gov spoke too soon

that is not the sort of mistake you should be making as a public official tbh
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
jamesfrye.bsky.social
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

(i picked a good time for a rewatch apparently)
the leads from burn notice, standing in front of a miami harbor skyline: Sharon Gless as Madeline Westen Jeffrey Donovan as Michael Westen Gabrielle Anwar as Fiona Glenanne Bruce Campbell as Sam Axe
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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mpx.nws-bot.us
🚨🚨🚨 Winter Storm Warning issued November 25 at 2:41AM CST until November 26 at 9:00AM CST by NWS Twin Cities/Chanhassen MN 🚨🚨🚨
Additional Details Here.
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...RAIN WILL TURN TO HEAVY SNOW FROM WEST TO EAST THIS AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT... ...SNOW AMOUNTS HAVE INCREASED AND EXPANDED FARTHER SOUTH... ...SNOWFALL RATES EXCEEDING AN INCH PER HOUR AND STRONG NORTHWEST WINDS GUSTING TO 45 MPH MAY LEAD TO BLIZZARD CONDITIONS AT TIMES... .A potent storm system will move across the area today and tonight. Rain will transition snow from west to east as cold air arrives. Periods of heavy snow are expected with rates of around an inch per hour at times. The heaviest totals will be found across central Minnesota and northwest Wisconsin where around 6 inches are expected. Farther south across southern Minnesota and parts of west central Wisconsin, 1 to 3 inches are expected. Winds will increase later today and tonight with gusts as high as 45 mph. Combined with the falling snow, widespread blowing snow and blizzard conditions are possible at times with visibilities 1/4 mile or less. The Winter Storm Warning has been expanded south into most of southern Minnesota despite lower snow totals to account for the strongest winds and near blizzard conditions. A Winter Weather Advisory is in effect for far southern Minnesota and parts of west central Wisconsin. * WHAT...Heavy snow and blowing snow expected. Total snow accumulations between 2 and 4 inches. Winds gusting as high as 45 mph. * WHERE...Kandiyohi, Meeker, Renville, and Chippewa Counties. * WHEN...From 3 PM this afternoon to 9 AM CST Wednesday. * IMPACTS...Visibilities may drop below 1/4 mile due to falling and blowing snow. Plan on slippery road conditions. The hazardous conditions will impact the Tuesday evening and Wednesday morning commutes. Gusty winds could bring down tree branches. ...RAIN WILL TURN TO HEAVY SNOW FROM WEST TO EAST THIS AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT... ...SNOW AMOUNTS HAVE INCREASED AND EXPANDED FARTHER SOUTH... ...SNOWFALL RATES EXCEEDING AN INCH PER HOUR AND STRONG NORTHWEST WINDS GUSTING TO 45 MPH MAY LEAD TO BLIZZARD CONDITIONS AT TIMES... .A potent storm system will move across the area today and tonight. Rain will transition snow from west to east as cold air arrives. Periods of heavy snow are expected with rates of around an inch per hour at times. The heaviest totals will be found across central Minnesota and northwest Wisconsin where around 6 inches are expected. Farther south across southern Minnesota and parts of west central Wisconsin, 1 to 3 inches are expected. Winds will increase later today and tonight with gusts as high as 45 mph. Combined with the falling snow, widespread blowing snow and blizzard conditions are possible at times with visibilities 1/4 mile or less. The Winter Storm Warning has been expanded south into most of southern Minnesota despite lower snow totals to account for the strongest winds and near blizzard conditions. A Winter Weather Advisory is in effect for far southern Minnesota and parts of west central Wisconsin. * WHAT...Heavy snow and blowing snow expected. Total snow accumulations between 4 and 6 inches. Winds gusting as high as 45 mph. * WHERE...Benton and Stearns Counties. * WHEN...From 3 PM this afternoon to 9 AM CST Wednesday. * IMPACTS...Visibilities may drop below 1/4 mile due to falling and blowing snow. Travel could be very difficult. The hazardous conditions will impact the Tuesday evening and Wednesday morning commutes. Gusty winds could bring down tree branches. ...RAIN WILL TURN TO HEAVY SNOW FROM WEST TO EAST THIS AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT... ...SNOW AMOUNTS HAVE INCREASED AND EXPANDED FARTHER SOUTH... ...SNOWFALL RATES EXCEEDING AN INCH PER HOUR AND STRONG NORTHWEST WINDS GUSTING TO 45 MPH MAY LEAD TO BLIZZARD CONDITIONS AT TIMES... .A potent storm system will move across the area today and tonight. Rain will transition snow from west to east as cold air arrives. Periods of heavy snow are expected with rates of around an inch per hour at times. The heaviest totals will be found across central Minnesota and northwest Wisconsin where around 6 inches are expected. Farther south across southern Minnesota and parts of west central Wisconsin, 1 to 3 inches are expected. Winds will increase later today and tonight with gusts as high as 45 mph. Combined with the falling snow, widespread blowing snow and blizzard conditions are possible at times with visibilities 1/4 mile or less. The Winter Storm Warning has been expanded south into most of southern Minnesota despite lower snow totals to account for the strongest winds and near blizzard conditions. A Winter Weather Advisory is in effect for far southern Minnesota and parts of west central Wisconsin. * WHAT...Heavy snow and blowing snow expected. Total snow accumulations between 4 and 6 inches. Winds gusting as high as 45 mph. * WHERE...In Minnesota, McLeod, Sherburne, Sibley, Wright, Anoka, Carver, Chisago, Hennepin, Isanti, and Scott Counties. In Wisconsin, Polk County. * WHEN...From 6 PM this evening to 9 AM CST Wednesday. * IMPACTS...Travel could be very difficult. Widespread blowing snow could significantly reduce visibility. The hazardous conditions will impact the Tuesday evening and Wednesday morning commutes. Gusty winds could bring down tree branches. ...RAIN WILL TURN TO HEAVY SNOW FROM WEST TO EAST THIS AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT... ...SNOW AMOUNTS HAVE INCREASED AND EXPANDED FARTHER SOUTH... ...SNOWFALL RATES EXCEEDING AN INCH PER HOUR AND STRONG NORTHWEST WINDS GUSTING TO 45 MPH MAY LEAD TO BLIZZARD CONDITIONS AT TIMES... .A potent storm system will move across the area today and tonight. Rain will transition snow from west to east as cold air arrives. Periods of heavy snow are expected with rates of around an inch per hour at times. The heaviest totals will be found across central Minnesota and northwest Wisconsin where around 6 inches are expected. Farther south across southern Minnesota and parts of west central Wisconsin, 1 to 3 inches are expected. Winds will increase later today and tonight with gusts as high as 45 mph. Combined with the falling snow, widespread blowing snow and blizzard conditions are possible at times with visibilities 1/4 mile or less. The Winter Storm Warning has been expanded south into most of southern Minnesota despite lower snow totals to account for the strongest winds and near blizzard conditions. A Winter Weather Advisory is in effect for far southern Minnesota and parts of west central Wisconsin. * WHAT...Heavy snow and blowing snow expected. Total snow accumulations between 3 and 5 inches. Winds gusting as high as 45 mph. * WHERE...In Minnesota, Dakota, Ramsey, and Washington Counties. In Wisconsin, Barron, Rusk, and St. Croix Counties. * WHEN...From 9 PM this evening to 9 AM CST Wednesday. * IMPACTS...Travel could be very difficult. The hazardous conditions will impact the Tuesday evening and Wednesday morning commutes. Gusty winds could bring down tree branches.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
jamesfrye.bsky.social
i've had a few false starts on this one so far this year but it looks like it may finally come true
jamesfrye.bsky.social JEEMS, seasonal turkey @jamesfrye.bsky.social · Oct 5
THE AGE OF THE THIRTEEN-LINED GROUND SQUIRREL HAS BEGUN
miketanier.bsky.social Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · Oct 5
Dillon Gabriel vs Max Brosmer is gonna look like Dueling Barristas.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
jamesfrye.bsky.social
if elon sat in front of the same crowd who did the william shatner roast he would implode faster than a billionaire’s submersible
wapplehouse.bsky.social Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 5d
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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tabby676.bsky.social
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
Still from the first ever MST3K Experiment Crow, Joel, and Beeper are on the bridge of the Satellite of Love
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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micromayhem.bsky.social
Wickson rolled in his best cologne for Megs, who is home for a visit. In case you’re wondering, it’s Eau de Poop, we think. 💩
A white husky stands in the sunlight, his neck covered in a brown substance he rolled in. No regrets are reported.
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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micromayhem.bsky.social
Meanwhile Mona ….
A Plott hound reclines on a brown leather sofa, tongue caressing her nose, reveling in her very own sunspot
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
jamesfrye.bsky.social
holy shit terry bradshaw that is not how you want to mispronounce that name
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
jamesfrye.bsky.social
wait what is happening

is it allowed to hand the ball to someone else

that can't be right can it?
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM