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@jamesfrye.bsky.social
earworm wrangler
friend to all dogs
resident of minnesconsin

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Since my phone is blowing up, I guess the news has officially dropped.

Queen Mona now has a court jester. A few of you may recognize him.
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You don’t actually need to include screenshots of the r-slur when you’re criticizing the dialogue at that other place.

Really! It’s true! Your post will actually go through without it!

Otherwise I can only assume that you’re fine using and spreading that word around.
April 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Santa asked @rileyharden.bsky.social what he wanted for Christmas and he turned to me and said “all I want for Christmas is you!”

We got engaged on Saturday! Santa pulled the ring out of his sleeve.

Excited to see where life takes us, together! 💜 Love you, Riley!
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
if this is what he's saying, he's already made up his mind that he wants to go

he's just trying to maximize his payday and manipulate the pr
Coming off the Egg Bowl, Lane Kiffin said he hasn't decided if he's staying at Ole Miss or leaving.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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ok maybe these eyes were even Plottier
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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guess who just performed unauthorized quality control on an entire drumstick that was on the counter
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
the best part will be the postgame presser where the winner talks about wanting to "build on this win"
It’s Black Friday and Court is out of town, so you know what that means: spending $5 to watch the two worst NBA teams slug it out. SOMEBODY has to get to three wins tonight!
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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00z MPX observed sounding shows a clear dry slot from 700-850mb as was expected by the forecast soundings. Until that column saturates a lot more, there will not be snow in the #TwinCities metro.
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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she certainly went bigger than last year
Mona’s favorite water dish is the one on the back porch, so we let her out there like usual.

She also just learned the human Midwest holiday tradition of using the back porch as a walk in refrigerator.

Mona has declared that she loves broccoli and rice hot dish.
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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INNOCENT! Please do not blame Mona for what @megsf.bsky.social does
guess who just performed unauthorized quality control on an entire drumstick that was on the counter
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
guess who just performed unauthorized quality control on an entire drumstick that was on the counter
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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SNOW!
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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darth's hibernation usually starts around the time the sled dogs start training and ends after iditarod

i'm just sayin'
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I leave to pick up Thai food and come back to this. I’m never leaving the house again.
ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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enjoying the sunbeams ☀️👑 #MonaMonday
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
wickson is also a great goalie
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
deleted post about the guardsmen dying because the WV gov spoke too soon

that is not the sort of mistake you should be making as a public official tbh
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

(i picked a good time for a rewatch apparently)
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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🚨🚨🚨 Winter Storm Warning issued November 25 at 2:41AM CST until November 26 at 9:00AM CST by NWS Twin Cities/Chanhassen MN 🚨🚨🚨
Additional Details Here.
(1/4)
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
i've had a few false starts on this one so far this year but it looks like it may finally come true
THE AGE OF THE THIRTEEN-LINED GROUND SQUIRREL HAS BEGUN
Dillon Gabriel vs Max Brosmer is gonna look like Dueling Barristas.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
if elon sat in front of the same crowd who did the william shatner roast he would implode faster than a billionaire’s submersible
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Wickson rolled in his best cologne for Megs, who is home for a visit. In case you’re wondering, it’s Eau de Poop, we think. 💩
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Meanwhile Mona ….
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
holy shit terry bradshaw that is not how you want to mispronounce that name
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
wait what is happening

is it allowed to hand the ball to someone else

that can't be right can it?
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM