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JEEMS, dog servant
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · Jul 5
Since my phone is blowing up, I guess the news has officially dropped.

Queen Mona now has a court jester. A few of you may recognize him.
A Plott hound sits majestically in her throne (ie, a hole she dug) while a white husky sits at her side, ears perked.
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 7m
Gotta play both sides like this vendor at the Minnesota State Fair:

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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · Aug 31
The hot sauce vendor was playing both sides of the aisle
Hot sauces… one labeled “screw democrats” spraying the Republican elephant logo mounting the Democratic donkey logo, next to a bottle that says “screw republicans” with the logos changing roles
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 10h
Specifically, a tater tot hotdish
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 12h
Grey Duck is enough, though. Minnesotans will get it, and non Minnesotans won’t even with the full name.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · Nov 8
Every time it rains for more than 20 minutes Minneapolis becomes Blade Runner
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 14h
“Food. Now.”
*** scratch ***
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 16h
ride faster scott

happy birthday!
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 17h
*** flip ***
A Plott hound lies in front of a fire place like the picture in the original post except this time she’s flipped to roast her right side
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 17h
the wickson hair caught in mona's paws is what really makes this for me
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megs 👻 @megsf.bsky.social · 1d
still enjoying the outdoor porch while she can ☀️ #MonaMonday
A black and brindled Plott hound spreads out over a navy blue outdoor couch with light blue pillows.
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 17h
her only movement over the next 6 months will be to flip around to toast all sides plus the absolute minimum effort needed for daily physical needs
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 17h
yes but you have** opposable digits dwayne

**i presume
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 17h
i was looking at the history of the twins mascot race and found this from 2018 when they proposed adding a new mascot to the lineup and proposed this horrifying array of nightmare fuel

cc: @wintwins.bsky.social do you recall these from the Twins twitter account back in the day?
4 proposed mascots to join the existing mascots in the Minnesota Twins mascot race. The first is Bobert N. Lure, a ginormous fishing bobber on a human body wearing fishing gear. The top of the bobber is white, the bottom is red, but the red is all smeared and it looks like a feral animal who just devoured the corpse of its latest prey and smeared blood all over its face. The next candidate is Lucy Lou, a giant hamburger with human legs, named in reference to the Jucy Lucy hambuger in which cheese is melted inside the beef patty. Here, a giant bite has been taken out of Lucy and she is spewing cheese out of her side as if she's just taken a mortal wound from an anti-tank gun. Next is Tater Totdish, yet another inanimate object with human legs added to it, looking like a corningware dish with oven mitts that the designer envisioned while high on off-brand bath salts. Finally is D. D. Greyduck, a reference to Duck Duck Grey Duck, the only proper way to play that children's game because Duck Duck Goose is just stupid. This twisted mascot has the human inside in the middle duck, which is white. In its right arm is another white duck, in its left a grey duck, but these are both just stuffed extras. Apparently they felt that just a simple grey duck mascot would be too subtle for viewers to understand.
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 17h
wickson is actually inside wishing for human food to fall from the heavens
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 18h
fine but she still lays claim to the mattress
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 18h
ok fine
A dark brown Plott hound sacked out on a thin blue ands white mattress in front of a fireplace
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1d
Elon Musk is doing Enron the right way.

by Ezra Klein

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Elon Musk's SpaceX and xAI are buying Tesla's unsold Cybertrucks
Hundreds of Tesla Cybertrucks have been spotted being delivered Elon Musk’s private companies, SpaceX and xAI, as Tesla is having...
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 1d
Me, in my living room
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 1d
Absolute King, in both definitions of the term
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 1d
Vikings did corgi races at halftime a couple weeks ago!
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, my boys are telling me that now. I think I missed the 8 because I was chomping on a street taco 🌮
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 1d
Baseball. Check the play I linked in reply
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 1d
6-2-unassisted to 3rd apparently
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 1d
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d
what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 1d
whatever that play just was
a dog with its mouth open is in front of a fire background
ALT: a dog with its mouth open is in front of a fire background
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Muppy (TheDogPlant) @runmuppyrun.bsky.social · 1d
Between the hot weather and the human having a mystery illness, we've had a lazy 2 weeks except for the hike human's hubby took us on and we traumatized him.

Today's run - I am a rock star who knows exactly what I need to do and not distracted by much.

Journey... is just along for the ride
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JEEMS, dog servant @jamesfrye.bsky.social · 1d
Rural Wisconsin streets are either like 7 15/16 Street or 940th Street.
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