Rosemary Picado Calhoun
@rpicado.bsky.social
Technical writer, music lover, animal lover, goth dancer, crazy cat lady. Married to the fabulous @bobcalhoun.bsky.social. Fair warning: I love #SFGiants baseball and Russell Crowe. Also on the Loose Critters beat at @crittersontheloose.bsky.social.
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While Billy Dee is still alive, I think they really need to do a Lando movie. Like, have him sitting around the card table with the ladies telling tales, and Donald Glover can act them out AND THEY DON'T NECESSARILY MATCH!
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I named my fists Scottish and Play because it's bad luck to say "Macbeth"
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I named my fists Moby and Dick because I am about to whale on you.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I named my fists Scottish and Play because it's bad luck to say "Macbeth"
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Ouch 🤕
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Ouch 🤕
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I named my fists Strummer and Jones because you're be going to be calling out for London
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I named my fists Strummer and Jones because you're be going to be calling out for London
I named my fists Hall and Oates because I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do).
I named my fists Stein and Beck because you’re in for a discontented winter.
I named my fists MSG and Garlic Powder, because your face is in season for some tenderizing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I named my fists Hall and Oates because I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do).
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reverse mortgage cowgirl
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
reverse mortgage cowgirl
Post a meme that still makes you laugh
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Post a meme that still makes you laugh
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It’s time Pete Hegseth became Pete Hague-seth.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It’s time Pete Hegseth became Pete Hague-seth.
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If the current administration trying to convince you that PORTLAND, OREGON, a city that has a reputation for being completely silly and ridiculous, is a dangerous cesspool, didn't tip you off that something was very wrong, I don't know what to tell you.
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If the current administration trying to convince you that PORTLAND, OREGON, a city that has a reputation for being completely silly and ridiculous, is a dangerous cesspool, didn't tip you off that something was very wrong, I don't know what to tell you.
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A woman silenced an ICE GOON who attempted to call her racist.
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
A woman silenced an ICE GOON who attempted to call her racist.
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I should become a sommelier for gravy
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I should become a sommelier for gravy
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I threw out my back and my mom offered me this heating pad from the Nixon administration
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I threw out my back and my mom offered me this heating pad from the Nixon administration
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Today was a good day
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Today was a good day
NOPE. NATIVE AMERICANS SHOULD DEPORT YOU!
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
NOPE. NATIVE AMERICANS SHOULD DEPORT YOU!
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
M Christmas cactus is blooming today!
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
M Christmas cactus is blooming today!
Martha Stewart has a young Russell Crowe on her show to help stuff the Thanksgiving turkey. Love this video. “Come here ya bastard!” youtu.be/oDAm3XXQnls?...
Martha and Russell Crowe Turkey | Thanksgiving Recipes | Martha Stewart
YouTube video by Martha Stewart
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November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Martha Stewart has a young Russell Crowe on her show to help stuff the Thanksgiving turkey. Love this video. “Come here ya bastard!” youtu.be/oDAm3XXQnls?...
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a vision board but for disappointment and failure
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
a vision board but for disappointment and failure
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Every question headline should end like this
“Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc
“Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc
Why do we find our pets so cute? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer | Helen Pilcher
Why do we find our pets so cute? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer | Helen Pilcher
Known for bold raids on urban bins, raccoons are becoming more domesticated – so how they look will gradually change, says science writer Helen Pilcher
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Every question headline should end like this
“Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc
“Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc
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I was talking about this with some of my org's staff a while back - it's easy for things to get overly fraught right now in even low-stakes situations, because just existing in America and the world is terrifying and exhausting now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I was talking about this with some of my org's staff a while back - it's easy for things to get overly fraught right now in even low-stakes situations, because just existing in America and the world is terrifying and exhausting now.
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Look, women no longer do shit for free is actually at the root of a lot of social disruption. The question is whether you think the solution is women going back to being unpaid and unprotected by their own labor.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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NICE GUYS 2: THE MEXICAN DETECTIVE!
The Aubrey-Maturin Saga (18 movies)
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
NICE GUYS 2: THE MEXICAN DETECTIVE!
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The Aubrey-Maturin Saga (18 movies)
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Aubrey-Maturin Saga (18 movies)