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Happy Thanksgiving from this profoundly ungrateful creature
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from this profoundly ungrateful creature
being old (age 39)
is realizing the card game you played at age 9, (magic the gathering)
is making a 2025 edition about the cartoon (avatar the last airbender)
that you watched at age 19
is realizing the card game you played at age 9, (magic the gathering)
is making a 2025 edition about the cartoon (avatar the last airbender)
that you watched at age 19
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
being old (age 39)
is realizing the card game you played at age 9, (magic the gathering)
is making a 2025 edition about the cartoon (avatar the last airbender)
that you watched at age 19
is realizing the card game you played at age 9, (magic the gathering)
is making a 2025 edition about the cartoon (avatar the last airbender)
that you watched at age 19
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Chompsgiving!
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MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS
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there should be more thursday-based holidays, based purely on their ability to utterly fuck up a work week
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
there should be more thursday-based holidays, based purely on their ability to utterly fuck up a work week
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the raccoon looking at your cat being pampered:
“Lord, I have seen what you have done for others. I humbly ask you to do the same for me🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”
“Lord, I have seen what you have done for others. I humbly ask you to do the same for me🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
the raccoon looking at your cat being pampered:
“Lord, I have seen what you have done for others. I humbly ask you to do the same for me🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”
“Lord, I have seen what you have done for others. I humbly ask you to do the same for me🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻”
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In case anyone's wondering how this is going, she's gotten very fluffy and comes in our house for pets like four times a day ❤️
Timeline cleanse here is one of our alley cats coming in for a happy hour tuna-rita (1oz tuna water, 3oz water)
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
In case anyone's wondering how this is going, she's gotten very fluffy and comes in our house for pets like four times a day ❤️
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This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
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Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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normalise serving chocolate milk at parties
I do not drink because I have almost no tolerance for it anymore (one margarita is too much).
If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water
Lots of options!
If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water
Lots of options!
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
normalise serving chocolate milk at parties
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this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.
Matt Stoller: “..Trump & Mamdani defeated establishment in their own way, representing hunger of voters on the right & left who want something different. If those sides cd come together.. that would be a sea change in how we organize our political economy”.
www.thebignewsletter.com/p/monopoly-r...
www.thebignewsletter.com/p/monopoly-r...
Monopoly Round-Up: Why the Establishment Freaked Out Over a Mamdani-Trump Press Conference
Meta wins its antitrust case, there are now two fire truck antitrust claims, the stock market got wobbly, and Larry Summers was exiled from the establishment, at least for now.
www.thebignewsletter.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.
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"Let's prosecute the veteran/astronaut politician from the other side of the aisle for free speech" is the kind of thing that escapes containment when you've fired everyone who can tell you no.
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"Let's prosecute the veteran/astronaut politician from the other side of the aisle for free speech" is the kind of thing that escapes containment when you've fired everyone who can tell you no.
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After Iraq, I wondered if there was *anything* a conservative administration could do to really lose the popular mantle of "pro-military." It appears Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are engaged in a long-term experiment to find a definitive answer
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
After Iraq, I wondered if there was *anything* a conservative administration could do to really lose the popular mantle of "pro-military." It appears Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are engaged in a long-term experiment to find a definitive answer
true both pictures
i been trying a third thing recently due to overwork and stress, why not try a pencil stylus
said a person who always had bad handwriting due to dysgraphia and being a clutz with motor stuff
i been trying a third thing recently due to overwork and stress, why not try a pencil stylus
said a person who always had bad handwriting due to dysgraphia and being a clutz with motor stuff
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
true both pictures
i been trying a third thing recently due to overwork and stress, why not try a pencil stylus
said a person who always had bad handwriting due to dysgraphia and being a clutz with motor stuff
i been trying a third thing recently due to overwork and stress, why not try a pencil stylus
said a person who always had bad handwriting due to dysgraphia and being a clutz with motor stuff
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bring back graphs like this
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
bring back graphs like this
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Dog donut acquisition to dog donut consumption: ~7 seconds.
Some days I wonder why I buy her fancy treats - she can’t possibly taste them at that speed - and then I remember the wriggly joy with which she greets every new food and get her dog cookies or something.
Some days I wonder why I buy her fancy treats - she can’t possibly taste them at that speed - and then I remember the wriggly joy with which she greets every new food and get her dog cookies or something.
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Dog donut acquisition to dog donut consumption: ~7 seconds.
Some days I wonder why I buy her fancy treats - she can’t possibly taste them at that speed - and then I remember the wriggly joy with which she greets every new food and get her dog cookies or something.
Some days I wonder why I buy her fancy treats - she can’t possibly taste them at that speed - and then I remember the wriggly joy with which she greets every new food and get her dog cookies or something.
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This is a man who has not been disagreed with by anyone he respects for most of his adult life
There are some truly unhinged bits in the piece about Glasman, as to be expected when dealing with Glasman, but seriously what the actual? That's...one hell of a conflation of terminology.
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is a man who has not been disagreed with by anyone he respects for most of his adult life
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fiona after 10 minutes of reading this website
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
fiona after 10 minutes of reading this website
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History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men
How nature points out the folly of men
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of men
How nature points out the folly of men
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watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump