robert j bennett, ceo, results omega
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"legally, the president is allowed to dissolve all rule of law at his pleasing and thus convene the Slaughtering Hour" shut the fuck up nerd. we are going to banish you to a wet rock in the ocean when this is all done
the position that “turkey is good” is true in the same way that “an NBA three pointer is humanly achievable” is true in that yes, it can be done and done well, but not naturally nor easily
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
the position that “turkey is good” is true in the same way that “an NBA three pointer is humanly achievable” is true in that yes, it can be done and done well, but not naturally nor easily
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A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving
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search: "gifts for men"
-Beer coozies with sexist slogans
-a literal gun
-Utility knife made from a whiskey barrel
-Soap shaped like a gun
-Golf tees
-Anti-fart spray
-Underpants you can get your face printed on
-Beard oil that smells like guns
-Leather. Just leather.
-Beer coozies with sexist slogans
-a literal gun
-Utility knife made from a whiskey barrel
-Soap shaped like a gun
-Golf tees
-Anti-fart spray
-Underpants you can get your face printed on
-Beard oil that smells like guns
-Leather. Just leather.
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
search: "gifts for men"
-Beer coozies with sexist slogans
-a literal gun
-Utility knife made from a whiskey barrel
-Soap shaped like a gun
-Golf tees
-Anti-fart spray
-Underpants you can get your face printed on
-Beard oil that smells like guns
-Leather. Just leather.
-Beer coozies with sexist slogans
-a literal gun
-Utility knife made from a whiskey barrel
-Soap shaped like a gun
-Golf tees
-Anti-fart spray
-Underpants you can get your face printed on
-Beard oil that smells like guns
-Leather. Just leather.
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This is what we’re rejiggering the economy for?
HSBC forecasts that OpenAI is going to have nearly a half trillion in operating losses until 2030
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This is what we’re rejiggering the economy for?
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The spirit of Thanksgiving has infused the White House press office today, bringing us together in a blessed moment of harmony and goodwill.
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The spirit of Thanksgiving has infused the White House press office today, bringing us together in a blessed moment of harmony and goodwill.
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saved a large spiny lizard last night. dude got his legs and head stuck in a fire grate. had to poke his scales through with a screwdriver. then we put a candle in a metal can next to him to give him warmth. happy to see he’s gone today. another creature rescue adventure, living free and in the wild
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
saved a large spiny lizard last night. dude got his legs and head stuck in a fire grate. had to poke his scales through with a screwdriver. then we put a candle in a metal can next to him to give him warmth. happy to see he’s gone today. another creature rescue adventure, living free and in the wild
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the audio has reasonably bad clicky artifacts in it which seems to rule out more conventional video editing by any competent human being
cadence and delivery are imho wrong but subtly. i'm like 2:1 convinced this is straight up genned
cadence and delivery are imho wrong but subtly. i'm like 2:1 convinced this is straight up genned
White House pooler S.V. Daté releases a statement about President Trump's video on the DC shooting not NOT saying it was AI-generated
(VIDEO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvcj...)
(VIDEO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvcj...)
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the audio has reasonably bad clicky artifacts in it which seems to rule out more conventional video editing by any competent human being
cadence and delivery are imho wrong but subtly. i'm like 2:1 convinced this is straight up genned
cadence and delivery are imho wrong but subtly. i'm like 2:1 convinced this is straight up genned
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The idea that “Big Balls” at DOGE would vibe code America to a balanced budget is in the top 3 of silliest ideas to come out of the union of Silicon Valley and politics.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The idea that “Big Balls” at DOGE would vibe code America to a balanced budget is in the top 3 of silliest ideas to come out of the union of Silicon Valley and politics.
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This is a man who presided over a govt currently kidnapping innocent immigrant + refugee children & families, putting them in horrific prisons, and then deporting them to dangerous places.
Sometimes the hypocrisy is too much to bear.
Sometimes the hypocrisy is too much to bear.
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This is a man who presided over a govt currently kidnapping innocent immigrant + refugee children & families, putting them in horrific prisons, and then deporting them to dangerous places.
Sometimes the hypocrisy is too much to bear.
Sometimes the hypocrisy is too much to bear.
appreciate that the macys parade has gone full coke head glam gay now
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
appreciate that the macys parade has gone full coke head glam gay now
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Bidenomics saved this country and he will never get a fucking shred of credit for it. World historical tantrum because "old."
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Bidenomics saved this country and he will never get a fucking shred of credit for it. World historical tantrum because "old."
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it's kind of insane stranger things is really leaning into the first season coming out *a decade ago* for the advertising like in season 1 the show was advertising for the good old days of the 1980s and now it's for the good old days of when season 1 came out
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
it's kind of insane stranger things is really leaning into the first season coming out *a decade ago* for the advertising like in season 1 the show was advertising for the good old days of the 1980s and now it's for the good old days of when season 1 came out
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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Tucker Carlson and MTG love this guy
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Tucker Carlson and MTG love this guy
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
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man what the fuck are we doing here you can’t say this shit unless you’re absolutely certain
I hope for their families’ sake he was wrong about them being dead
I hope for their families’ sake he was wrong about them being dead
Annnnnnd now the West Virginia governor says he's not sure about the condition of the National Guardsmen.
Maybe best to not tweet out that they are both dead until, you know, you KNOW that is absolutely the case...
Maybe best to not tweet out that they are both dead until, you know, you KNOW that is absolutely the case...
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
man what the fuck are we doing here you can’t say this shit unless you’re absolutely certain
I hope for their families’ sake he was wrong about them being dead
I hope for their families’ sake he was wrong about them being dead
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Uhhh
UPDATE: West Virginia governor tweets that there are conflicting reports of the condition of two national guard members, minutes after he posted that they had died
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Uhhh
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These NG members should have been at home with their families.
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
These NG members should have been at home with their families.
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wild that this happened within 24 hours of bolsanaro going to prison. will be a timeless textbook example of what works to save a democracy and what doesn’t
Breaking News: The last pending criminal prosecution against President Trump was dismissed by a judge in Georgia, effectively ending efforts to hold Trump criminally responsible for attempts to overturn the 2020 election. trib.al/EnJu57H
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
wild that this happened within 24 hours of bolsanaro going to prison. will be a timeless textbook example of what works to save a democracy and what doesn’t