Monica Carmean
@monicacarmean.com
📍Rogers Park #JobSeeker ⚖️ 🐕 chaos muppet “[S]he said in that great old Central Valley accent that isn’t quite an accent so much as a signal that they won’t put up with any bullshit, especially not from you.”
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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Anyone heard from @joekatz45.bsky.social in the past few months. Is he doing alright?
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Anyone heard from @joekatz45.bsky.social in the past few months. Is he doing alright?
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This has been obvious for 10 days now but @nymag.com needs to announce a deep dive
Investigation into everything Nuzzi has ever written
Investigation into everything Nuzzi has ever written
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This has been obvious for 10 days now but @nymag.com needs to announce a deep dive
Investigation into everything Nuzzi has ever written
Investigation into everything Nuzzi has ever written
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let’s do this 😎
okay shattered glass is streaming for free on tubi and prime. i’m starting in 5 mins if you want to watch, too.
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
let’s do this 😎
I was afraid of the grocery store so I got crackers and cheese from the super expensive wine shop that I’m not sure how it stays open in my neighborhood.
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I was afraid of the grocery store so I got crackers and cheese from the super expensive wine shop that I’m not sure how it stays open in my neighborhood.
I thought this continent of interesting young men was being asked to leave (presumably for not having IDs) but they are 21 and were being asked to buy drinks (to play pool) so I will eat my truffle cheese and people watch.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I thought this continent of interesting young men was being asked to leave (presumably for not having IDs) but they are 21 and were being asked to buy drinks (to play pool) so I will eat my truffle cheese and people watch.
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when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
I am currently eating the best cheese of my entire life.
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I am currently eating the best cheese of my entire life.
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$75 million!!! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
$75 million!!! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
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should we do a group watch of shattered glass as therapy
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
should we do a group watch of shattered glass as therapy
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Thinking about the David Eggers poster in Rory Gilmore's dorm
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Thinking about the David Eggers poster in Rory Gilmore's dorm
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Patiently waiting for the opportunity to bring it up organically when suddenly my cousin mentions his new bamboo sheet set
Do I try to explain the Nuzzi-Lizza situation to my in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner or do I just pass the stuffing and keep screaming in my own brain hmmmmmmm
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Patiently waiting for the opportunity to bring it up organically when suddenly my cousin mentions his new bamboo sheet set
Well now I’m crying in public.
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Well now I’m crying in public.
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no, YOU'RE crying over a wastewater management social media post after listening to their voicemail message
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
no, YOU'RE crying over a wastewater management social media post after listening to their voicemail message
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I feel the need to do some sort of weird fun benevolent odd bookstore event. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I feel the need to do some sort of weird fun benevolent odd bookstore event. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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I would actually really appreciate this!!
I hope my whole family is ready for me to deliver a power point presentation on the Lizza/Nuzzi situation at Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I would actually really appreciate this!!
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There's nothing in the rules that says we can't all hibernate as well. Thank you and be well, Darth.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
There's nothing in the rules that says we can't all hibernate as well. Thank you and be well, Darth.
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I have a series of disclosures to make that likely threaten my career (but probably not) and call my profession into disrepute, but to insulate myself I will charge people for them at the Nazi bar
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I have a series of disclosures to make that likely threaten my career (but probably not) and call my profession into disrepute, but to insulate myself I will charge people for them at the Nazi bar
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Para Pablo Escobar, quem não cheira cocaína todo dia está louco
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Para Pablo Escobar, quem não cheira cocaína todo dia está louco
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Can we send Isaac Chotiner to talk to Ryan Lizza Y/N?
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Can we send Isaac Chotiner to talk to Ryan Lizza Y/N?
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In a fire station tucked just blocks from downtown Minneapolis, a crew of four is reshaping a narrative that predates them by generations: Who gets to be the one answering the call?
Minneapolis’ first all-Native American fire crew is redefining what public safety looks like
In a fire station tucked just blocks from downtown Minneapolis, a crew of four is reshaping a narrative that predates them by generations: Who gets to be the one answering the call?
www.mprnews.org
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
In a fire station tucked just blocks from downtown Minneapolis, a crew of four is reshaping a narrative that predates them by generations: Who gets to be the one answering the call?
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What happens when you downzone?
Our new open-access research paper in @findingspress.org investigates effects of decades of downzoning in Chicago.
Findings:
—Downzoned areas added 1/7th of the new units as comparable non-downzoned areas;
—Downzoned areas became more white & were more expensive.
Our new open-access research paper in @findingspress.org investigates effects of decades of downzoning in Chicago.
Findings:
—Downzoned areas added 1/7th of the new units as comparable non-downzoned areas;
—Downzoned areas became more white & were more expensive.
Downzoning Chicago: How Local Land Use Policy Has Reduced Housing Construction and Reinforced Segregation | Published in Findings
By Yonah Freemark, George Kisiel. Downzonings were used by US cities in the postwar period to preserve neighborhood character. These land-use policies were associated with lower housing supply, higher...
findingspress.org
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
What happens when you downzone?
Our new open-access research paper in @findingspress.org investigates effects of decades of downzoning in Chicago.
Findings:
—Downzoned areas added 1/7th of the new units as comparable non-downzoned areas;
—Downzoned areas became more white & were more expensive.
Our new open-access research paper in @findingspress.org investigates effects of decades of downzoning in Chicago.
Findings:
—Downzoned areas added 1/7th of the new units as comparable non-downzoned areas;
—Downzoned areas became more white & were more expensive.
I’m hoping this one ends with pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’m hoping this one ends with pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
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ban men
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ban men