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riverodder.bsky.social
River Odder
@riverodder.bsky.social
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Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount. 🦦🔞🤙🏼🛡️ "I stand corrected."
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h
a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants holding a trumpet
ALT: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants holding a trumpet
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h
Have someone rub Neosporin on your hands for you. The ointment absorbs into the skin and gets under their glue to free it.

Will you try seizing the night next?
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h
a woman in a red jumpsuit is dancing next to a white sheep mascot
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 5h
“The hips don’t lie,”
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 5h
prehensile
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 5h
I first caught sight of an orange glow about an hour after I came on watch. I didn't know what could be causing a variable orange glow, then I remembered the cindercones I'd seen the day before.

I checked my position, took a bearing, and consulted the charts.

It was Volcan Fuego, my first view. ⛵🌋
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 6h
“Spliff, Sour D, Dank.”
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 6h
I would believe it more than if there was a man involved.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 7h
The interviewer looks at you and you grunt and say “Stephenie decided not to apply.”
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 7h
Food morphine…
a cup of coffee is being poured into a cup on a table .
Alt: coffee is being poured into a cup on a table .
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 7h
Just being a person. Nothin special.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 7h
bart simpson from the simpsons is sitting on a purple table holding a book .
Alt: bart simpson from the simpsons is sitting at a purple table holding a book . He grabs a silver rod that is sticking up from the table, gets shocked, let’s go, says “Ow!”, grabes the rod again, gets shocked again….
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 7h
*comforting healing hug*
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 7h
That SpongeBob top, tho…
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 7h
What do they do?
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 7h
I believe it’s worth being kind.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 7h
I try not to judge.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 7h
Damn, now I forgot which meme I am looking for!
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 18h
What a lovely young lady you are!
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 18h
Men need to learn it.

And abide by it.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 18h
👏
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 18h
I saw a young woman in the store today who looked like the one on the right, sans jacket.

She obviously was doing a Look, and she nailed it.
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 19h
That's a badass fountain! What area?
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 20h
They...

They used to be...

...Human?? 😱
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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 20h
Seen any Wooly Bears yet?