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River Odder
@riverodder.bsky.social
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Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount.
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"I stand corrected."
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@girlgenius.bsky.social

… WHAT ABOUT MISTER HIGGS??????2??
A screenshot of a panel in the “nothing like grog to tickle the memory” page of Girl Genius on 5/4/22, in which Mister Higgs dashes after a villain who has run through a portal to the homeland of Zeetha (not pictured). A huge golden statue of a woman domainates the background, hills behind her, a temple under her, a lake or river in the middle, with stone steps leading to it in the foreground. The villain has four arms, and she is laughing maniacally as she makes her escape, unaware that Mister Higgs is in pursuit.
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Sign me up, Hot Stuff!
A screenshot from a music video called Supermodels and Meat Sports. A lovely blonde woman in a bikini is holding up a big hunk o ham, and making a sexy face. The caption is a part of the song: 🎵 Hamburgers hamburger, hamburger hamburger hamburger…🎶
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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😁
A woman with black hair and pale skin is lovingly wrapped in red and black rope, the colors contrasting against her skin. The view is of her back, which has a rope leading up for suspension.
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Caption says photographer: “Are you comfortable with nudity?” Her: “Yeah.” Photographer: “Excellent!” The model is leaning against a tree, her dark brown hair in a bun at the nape of her neck. She wears a black and white horizontally stripes shirt and blue jeans. The photographer is holding the camera up to shoot, he is wearing tight black underwear and nothing else.
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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“Making a social media post and taking a screenshot of the social media post to share on a social media post“
A screenshot of a social media post that says “Making a social media post and taking a screenshot of the social media post to share on a social media post.” which has a screenshot of a social media post that says “Making a social media post and taking a screenshot of the social media post to share on a social media post.”
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
riverodder.bsky.social
WAY back!
A photo taken from the shoulder of a big wave, water in the foreground almost obscuring the surfer who is way back in the tube, the frothing lip pitching out over their head.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
You’re welcome.
A screenshot of the “Discard Draft?” popup, with a bright red Discard button.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
riverodder.bsky.social
.
I’m sorry.
A photo from behind of a woman wearing a Disney hoodie tied around her waist. The hoodie has Mickey Mouse peeking out on the front, and it has the back view, of him sticking his head into a hole, on the back. … which aligns perfectly to make it look like Mickey’s head is up her ass. The caption is “Why didn’t they tell her?”
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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That’ll never work.
A black and white photograph, not part of the actual take from the show, has Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, looking at the camera and expressing her dubiousness with a wry set to her mouth. She is wrapped in big chain, but the caption says “Wonder Woman is not impressed.” I don’t think those chains are going to hold her, myself.
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
It is not a title one gives to oneself, but rather is given by others as a response to my conduct.
A screenshot of a monster emoji wearing a top hat. He looks rather dashing, actually.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
Yes.
In a photo, swiped from someone else’s skeet, a clean shaven man with dark hair sips on a straw that draws from a clay that looks like it should be filled with goose down, but is in fact filled with what appears to be Tsingtao beer, which is good beer. He has drank down past his shoulders, and is working on his pectorals. The photo does not show much of his pants, but there is a non-zero chance that they match.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I know at least 3 amazing, beautiful, caring, and sweet women in this photo.
A view of the city lights of San Francisco, with Oakland in the foreground. The left side shows Oakland stadium on this side of the bay, and SFO on the far side. The right side has the west side of the Bay Bridge and downtown SF behind it.
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Special category for concealed carry?
A screenshot of skeet and reply: northsidemick said: “My bullet-proof vest barely held back that sub But heaven forbid a thrown triple-decker club” River Odder replied: “Well, any ballistics expert will admit the superior penetration on hardened targets that the triple decker club sandwich has over the sub, which is designed to expand on impact.”
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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We prefer the term “Beast”.
An Oni or Ogre emoji, with a more humanoid, feminine look, although who is to say whether it looks masculine or not?
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
How about a double dose of Greg in this sample of #BlueSkySynchronicity
With guest skeet by @trickykat.bsky.social
A screenshot of a pair of skeets. First one from ImWintersMom says “Post a Greg” and has a photo of the aforementioned Greg. The second skeet, from TrickyKat says “OMG stands for “Oh My Greg”. Everyone knows this.”
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Fixed it.
A screenshot it the original post, with the words “dealing with” painted over, changing the sentence to match the facts.
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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They’re chockablock.
A color illustration of two blocks that have been pulled in till they touch. This is Chocablock. Block and Tackle is the nautical term for ropes (or cables) and pulleys. The block is the pulley part, and often has several sheaves. The more times the line goes through, the more power can be exerted.
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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… and then they blocked me.
I just don’t get it.
A screenshot of a notif: @nosie-parker.bsky. social has added you to the "People Who Post About Which Lists They're On" moderation list
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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@riotgrlerin.bsky.social might like this #BlueSkySynchronicity
A screenshot of a pair of skeets. jessica says “Oh my god, the Bears…” RiotGirlErin says: “I put muppets in movie posters.” The image is the “Weapons” poster, and it shows a dark background, with silhouettes of people running, and a muppet bear in the foreground.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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A cartoon page titled “the official field guide for DOGS” It shows cute cartoon examples of cute woodland creatures with labels so dogs can know what they are. To wit: Squirrel = squirrel Cat = grumpy squirrel Opossum = dramatic squirrel Bat = sky squirrel Raccoon = sneaky squirrel Skunk = spicy squirrel Porcupine = danger squirrel.
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
Wait… you ARE a squirrel??

Are you Rampant too?
A photo of an embroidered patch which has been sewn to heavy white cloth. A yellow disk with red lettering around the outside, a red ring, and in the middle is the shape of a red squirrel in the pose called “rampant” which means looking from the side, with both front paws up, and one back paw up, it’s bushy tail raised high behind it. The letters spell out “Interdum tu sentó simuli nux, interdum tu non.
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Am I really annoying??

I am not half trying.
A screenshot of my Listifications notice that @dixego has added me to the “Annoying” moderation list.
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
riverodder.bsky.social
Letting a wine breathe does allow additional flavors and especially aromas to present themselves.

Poking holes in the lid is tricky because you don’t want to hurt what’s inside.
A man, hopefully a real magician, holds a long sword. He is wearing a blue tuxedo and has a red clam draped over his arm. A woman, looking very dubious, sits in a wicker basket. She has a bare midriff, and an ornate green and white close fitting top. She has lovely long dark blonde hair, and does look quite concerned.
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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SUCCESS!!!
A screenshot of my Listifications notice that @dixego has added me to the “Annoying” moderation list.
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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A little #BlueSkySynchronicity

I think @ironlilacc.bsky.social has a good idea.
BlueSky Synchronicity Tarrraaaghhhh posted a meme with an English castle and the caption “Why did Andrew lose his titles and where will he live?” Her answer is “Because he is a nonce and who gives a fuck?” Directly below that Lilacc skeeted “A chuck chair to observe a healthy relationship.”
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM