River Odder
@riverodder.bsky.social
Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount.
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"I stand corrected."
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"I stand corrected."
“Noooooooooo!!”
a squirrel is standing on its hind legs on the ground holding an acorn in its paws .
ALT: a squirrel is standing on its hind legs on the ground holding an acorn in its paws .
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November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“Noooooooooo!!”
Maybe he lied. 🤷♀️
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Maybe he lied. 🤷♀️
What do you suggest as a way to do the things expected of a local council?
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
What do you suggest as a way to do the things expected of a local council?
I hope you feel better soon!
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I hope you feel better soon!
Your dose?
Or his?
Or his?
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Your dose?
Or his?
Or his?
Oh sure… pile some more on.
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Oh sure… pile some more on.
Well, yeah… we’re seeing other orifaces right now… giving some space to grow.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Well, yeah… we’re seeing other orifaces right now… giving some space to grow.
Judge: “I will allow it.”
Frovo: “ahhhhh…”
Frovo: “ahhhhh…”
a man in a tuxedo is sitting at a table with a blue cup
Alt: a man in a tuxedo is sitting at a table with a blue cup
Ruprecht, played by Steve Martin in the movie Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, says “Thank you.”
The movie is worth watching , this joke being one of many good ones!
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November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Judge: “I will allow it.”
Frovo: “ahhhhh…”
Frovo: “ahhhhh…”
*warm soothing hug that lets your muscles relax*
I would give your shoulders some good energy, but I don’t have permission.
I would give your shoulders some good energy, but I don’t have permission.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
*warm soothing hug that lets your muscles relax*
I would give your shoulders some good energy, but I don’t have permission.
I would give your shoulders some good energy, but I don’t have permission.
ummmm… erotica?
Fills both holes nicely!
Fills both holes nicely!
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
ummmm… erotica?
Fills both holes nicely!
Fills both holes nicely!
First Ddot problems.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
First Ddot problems.
Lovely capture of expression!
Interesting palette! 🎨
Interesting palette! 🎨
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Lovely capture of expression!
Interesting palette! 🎨
Interesting palette! 🎨
I try to live a life that does not make women want to stab me.
Haircuts seem to be a favorite delivery system.
Haircuts seem to be a favorite delivery system.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I try to live a life that does not make women want to stab me.
Haircuts seem to be a favorite delivery system.
Haircuts seem to be a favorite delivery system.
You probably would. 😐
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You probably would. 😐
That’s what Costa Rica is for.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
That’s what Costa Rica is for.
Well, they don’t usually hitchhike. We are close enough to town for an Uber.
November 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Well, they don’t usually hitchhike. We are close enough to town for an Uber.
What if you are a single man with a boyfriend?
I just can’t keep up with the lingo these kids dream up.
I just can’t keep up with the lingo these kids dream up.
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What if you are a single man with a boyfriend?
I just can’t keep up with the lingo these kids dream up.
I just can’t keep up with the lingo these kids dream up.
Aren’t you amped up for it?
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Aren’t you amped up for it?