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ethan :)
@ethansucks.bsky.social
twenty-five. VA. barista with a master’s degree. lg(bt+).

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about time for a new #promosky :-)

i’m ETHAN :D (he/him), a 25 year old transmasc (emphasis on the masc) from virginia, usa :-)

i love watching youtube, playing video games, spending time with my dog, and listening to music made before i was born :P

let’s be buddies!!
my friends ordered me an uber to come out drinking with them and when i got in the car the driver asked how i was so i said good and then he went “oh i’m on the phone sorry” KILLING MYSELF NOW
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
been thinking about chikin samwidge my whole shift
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i hope today at work is nice i can feel the Seasonal Big Sad coming on and i don’t really feel like moping around for the next 6 hours
December 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
CHIKIN SAMWIDGEE……
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
oh AND i made whipped coffee and it’s snowing outside . Close Enough welcome back my teenage winter of Mutism
been smoking weed, doing a puzzle, and watching true crime documentaries all day and was just reminded i have to go to work in like an hour <\3
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
been smoking weed, doing a puzzle, and watching true crime documentaries all day and was just reminded i have to go to work in like an hour <\3
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i wish i had the funds to just. Fuck Off for a few days and go somewhere where no one knows i am and just ignore everything
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
no you Know What. fuck this i’m done being accommodating for everyone in this world
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
:/
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i cannot get a chikin samwidge in this weather…
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
someone…. i Need chikin samwidge….
chikin samwidge…….
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
chikin samwidge…….
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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about time for a new #promosky :-)

i’m ETHAN :D (he/him), a 25 year old transmasc (emphasis on the masc) from virginia, usa :-)

i love watching youtube, playing video games, spending time with my dog, and listening to music made before i was born :P

let’s be buddies!!
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
trying to make hang out plans (over instagram) with one of my high school crushes and i just saw her on hinge…. it’s all coming together….
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
good morning bsky dot social i feel like of someone looks at my wrong today i will melt into a puddle of tears 😀
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
any time i hear the word ai spoken i boo outloud
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
does anyone know what the spotify wrapped party thing is
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
haven’t smoked weed in over a week and i just hit 3 puffs from a joint and narrated my 10 minute mustache shaping break like it was short form content
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
every time i pick up my phone i start giggling
he’s an inspiration to me
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i need bluesky to bring back twitter spaces so i can have my live podcast (aka me yelling with my friends)
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
aint no way i’m watching a book review video on youtube that’s under 20 minutes and there’s a 4 minute zocdoc ad read after 5 minutes of intro & promo of the creator’s patreon
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i think if tik toks were still only 60s i would be more likely to use that cesspool app
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
sometimes i see this guy that was in my kindergarten class on tinder and i want to match with him solely so i can send him the picture of where he wrote “I LOVE [my name in 2005]!!!!” around his photo in my kindergarten yearbook
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
don’t ask how bo got there bc i really do not know
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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they did good cuz if i took that photo…
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM