Retronymous
@retronymous.com
he/him, Chapel Hill, NC, computer talking guy, sometimes games, Honda Acty fan
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I summon the power of INVENTORY MANAGEMENT
Ooh yeah that’s the discourse bait I come here for
Stop lying to your kids about Santa
It's bad that we have a adult-wide conspiracy to lie to children just so they will act nice instead of naughty.
February 18, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ooh yeah that’s the discourse bait I come here for
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If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so
Meanwhile, on threads, which actually is like what people on twitter think bluesky is like, a "teacher, author, poet" speaks...
February 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so
phantom menace
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
phantom menace
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
2026 basically
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of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about
February 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about
Non-descript gang in the warriors going “oh, you meant like a *theme* theme?”
Soooo has everybody figured out what their street gang’s theming is going to be after the Event?
February 18, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Non-descript gang in the warriors going “oh, you meant like a *theme* theme?”
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welcome to the bathroom
July 26, 2023 at 1:11 AM
welcome to the bathroom
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You know what? I don't believe in werewolves. There. I said it.
February 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
You know what? I don't believe in werewolves. There. I said it.
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beautiful women named "Your RockAuto Discount is About to Expire" keep emailing me
February 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
beautiful women named "Your RockAuto Discount is About to Expire" keep emailing me
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always a bit fun to cast a jaundiced, grizzled eye over a first-time parents' babyshower wishlist
February 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
always a bit fun to cast a jaundiced, grizzled eye over a first-time parents' babyshower wishlist
CLAYMONT STEAK SHOP MENTIONED
(it's the best)
(it's the best)
It's funny, the onion and cheese blend pre-griddle method that made Mama's (RIP) in Bala Cynwyd and Claymont Steaks in Delaware secretly excellent is now coming to Pat's.
BUT! This only applies to American or Provolone orders because the default whiz option already gives you an integrated bite!
BUT! This only applies to American or Provolone orders because the default whiz option already gives you an integrated bite!
Change has come to South Ninth Street. Pat's has modified its cheesesteak griddling technique to match the newer-generation shops. It's offering seeded rolls, too.
February 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
CLAYMONT STEAK SHOP MENTIONED
(it's the best)
(it's the best)
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extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”
February 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”
I bring a certain “worried I’m in charge and not sure how it happened” energy that people find unsettling
February 17, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I bring a certain “worried I’m in charge and not sure how it happened” energy that people find unsettling
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Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
You can just buy a bulk pack of printable asset tags
February 17, 2026 at 1:32 PM
You can just buy a bulk pack of printable asset tags
the history of the united states since 2007ish has been “what website should be the one whose users are catered to”
February 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
This is very well done but I’ll add that he was one of the few actors in history who never lied on camera
There was a complete authenticity to his performances that is unparalleled
He simply is
An achievement that is Herculean on a set
Tender Mercies is ❤️
This is very well done but I’ll add that he was one of the few actors in history who never lied on camera
There was a complete authenticity to his performances that is unparalleled
He simply is
An achievement that is Herculean on a set
Tender Mercies is ❤️
Robert Duvall, All-Purpose Actor With Few Peers, Dies at 95
The seven-time Oscar nominee, a winner for 'Tender Mercies,' also was memorable in 'The Godfather,' 'Apocalypse Now,' 'To Kill a Mockingbird' and 'Lonesome Dove.'
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
This is very well done but I’ll add that he was one of the few actors in history who never lied on camera
There was a complete authenticity to his performances that is unparalleled
He simply is
An achievement that is Herculean on a set
Tender Mercies is ❤️
This is very well done but I’ll add that he was one of the few actors in history who never lied on camera
There was a complete authenticity to his performances that is unparalleled
He simply is
An achievement that is Herculean on a set
Tender Mercies is ❤️
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you don't have to announce to me when readings are off the chart. you're the chart guy, just fix it. zoom out or whatever
February 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
you don't have to announce to me when readings are off the chart. you're the chart guy, just fix it. zoom out or whatever
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You
Can’t
Vote
For
People
Who
Are
Not
On
The
Ballot
Can’t
Vote
For
People
Who
Are
Not
On
The
Ballot
February 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
You
Can’t
Vote
For
People
Who
Are
Not
On
The
Ballot
Can’t
Vote
For
People
Who
Are
Not
On
The
Ballot
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Roses are red
Violets are purple-er
My love for you is like a truck
Berserker
Violets are purple-er
My love for you is like a truck
Berserker
February 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Roses are red
Violets are purple-er
My love for you is like a truck
Berserker
Violets are purple-er
My love for you is like a truck
Berserker
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HEINOUS CAT ABUSER puts cat treats on PLATE on FLOOR instead of individually hand feeding them to cat one by one
February 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
HEINOUS CAT ABUSER puts cat treats on PLATE on FLOOR instead of individually hand feeding them to cat one by one
Evergreen
i have brought the wine bottle into the room with me. i am going to need it
February 14, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Evergreen