Rammi
@rammi.bsky.social
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@rammi.bsky.social
· Sep 12
So my very specific dopamine rush is buying the same clothes Eleanor Shellstrop from The Good Place wears (new master thread of photos as and when I find the clothes in my wardrobe again)
Oh, icing on top of the shit cake these past few weeks - my sick/dying uncle’s wife in Thailand is now pressuring my family over here to sign paperwork that says we’ll be legally responsible for his treatment costs going forward (obviously we’re not doing it but she’s making it very uncomfortable)
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Oh, icing on top of the shit cake these past few weeks - my sick/dying uncle’s wife in Thailand is now pressuring my family over here to sign paperwork that says we’ll be legally responsible for his treatment costs going forward (obviously we’re not doing it but she’s making it very uncomfortable)
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
jfc I’ve spent nearly four hours in the past few weeks trying to contact Ealing Social Service’s Older Persons Duty Team (the 20 min exact calls are when I’ve been on hold and it’s just hung up on me), and I’m still in the same position, still no support
[screams]
[screams]
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
jfc I’ve spent nearly four hours in the past few weeks trying to contact Ealing Social Service’s Older Persons Duty Team (the 20 min exact calls are when I’ve been on hold and it’s just hung up on me), and I’m still in the same position, still no support
[screams]
[screams]
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Being placed in a car by a masked stranger who asks what your favorite music is and promises a trip to McDonald's is an exact scenario from our elementary school stranger danger training in the 80s.
Seriously the ICE chief is touting how nice the ICE agents were to the PRESCHOOLER they nabbed as his dad ran from them:
"He was obviously upset, we comforted him, they had officers actually place him in one of our vehicles, played his favorite song, fave music, then they took him to McDonalds." 🤯
"He was obviously upset, we comforted him, they had officers actually place him in one of our vehicles, played his favorite song, fave music, then they took him to McDonalds." 🤯
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Being placed in a car by a masked stranger who asks what your favorite music is and promises a trip to McDonald's is an exact scenario from our elementary school stranger danger training in the 80s.
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"ask gemini" lmao if I wanted to get gaslit by a gemini I'd just go talk to my ex
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
"ask gemini" lmao if I wanted to get gaslit by a gemini I'd just go talk to my ex
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Nothing beats the ambience of a candle lit dinner
February 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Nothing beats the ambience of a candle lit dinner
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it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.
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Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
Today, Honey:
- found a random piece of meat in the park (probably beef) and carried it all the way home
- growled when I tried to take it away from her and ate it all up
- now thinks the park is a magical beef-generating place and will need to stop in the exact same place to investigate from now on
- found a random piece of meat in the park (probably beef) and carried it all the way home
- growled when I tried to take it away from her and ate it all up
- now thinks the park is a magical beef-generating place and will need to stop in the exact same place to investigate from now on
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Today, Honey:
- found a random piece of meat in the park (probably beef) and carried it all the way home
- growled when I tried to take it away from her and ate it all up
- now thinks the park is a magical beef-generating place and will need to stop in the exact same place to investigate from now on
- found a random piece of meat in the park (probably beef) and carried it all the way home
- growled when I tried to take it away from her and ate it all up
- now thinks the park is a magical beef-generating place and will need to stop in the exact same place to investigate from now on
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
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My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building
There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results
I heard the call for my very specific and niche skill in tracking down clothes people have worn in media…
@aabria.bsky.social is wearing something by Nooworks in the Better Days pattern! It could either be the t-shirt, romper, or jumpsuit as they all button up and she never stands up during the ep…
@aabria.bsky.social is wearing something by Nooworks in the Better Days pattern! It could either be the t-shirt, romper, or jumpsuit as they all button up and she never stands up during the ep…
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I heard the call for my very specific and niche skill in tracking down clothes people have worn in media…
@aabria.bsky.social is wearing something by Nooworks in the Better Days pattern! It could either be the t-shirt, romper, or jumpsuit as they all button up and she never stands up during the ep…
@aabria.bsky.social is wearing something by Nooworks in the Better Days pattern! It could either be the t-shirt, romper, or jumpsuit as they all button up and she never stands up during the ep…
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Unfortunately, mine is either “I don’t have access to the social media accounts” or “I moved roles in January 2025 and no longer work here.”
Unfortunately, mine is either “I don’t have access to the social media accounts” or “I moved roles in January 2025 and no longer work here.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"No, we don't stand on the wiggle cushions."
"No, we don't stand on the wiggle cushions."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
February 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Unfortunately, mine is either “I don’t have access to the social media accounts” or “I moved roles in January 2025 and no longer work here.”
Unfortunately, mine is either “I don’t have access to the social media accounts” or “I moved roles in January 2025 and no longer work here.”
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A paedophile, a convicted felon and narcissist walk into a bar, and the barman says "on your own tonight Mr Trump?"
February 7, 2026 at 9:09 PM
A paedophile, a convicted felon and narcissist walk into a bar, and the barman says "on your own tonight Mr Trump?"
having to continually consciously remind myself that I’m applying for citizenship and have no money, I shouldn’t look up Eleanor Shellstrop clothes because I can’t afford them right now… But what if I miss something because I didn’t know to search for it RIGHT NOW? 😭
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
having to continually consciously remind myself that I’m applying for citizenship and have no money, I shouldn’t look up Eleanor Shellstrop clothes because I can’t afford them right now… But what if I miss something because I didn’t know to search for it RIGHT NOW? 😭
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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GUYS YOU HAD SEVERAL DAYS TO PUT LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE ON THE FRONT OF THE MAGAZINE COME ON
February 7, 2026 at 10:42 AM
GUYS YOU HAD SEVERAL DAYS TO PUT LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE ON THE FRONT OF THE MAGAZINE COME ON
Nothing says 'trans ally' like receiving multi-paragraph WhatsApp messages justifying why love for a certain wizarding world is more important than actual human rights 🙄
February 7, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Nothing says 'trans ally' like receiving multi-paragraph WhatsApp messages justifying why love for a certain wizarding world is more important than actual human rights 🙄
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A seven nation asskicking by Jack White, bravo rockstar
February 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
A seven nation asskicking by Jack White, bravo rockstar
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Streisand.
Streisand!
STREISAND EFFECT!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Streisand!
STREISAND EFFECT!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone.
He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein
We have published it in full.
www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein
We have published it in full.
www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full
LATE on Friday evening, this notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news…
www.thenational.scot
February 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Streisand.
Streisand!
STREISAND EFFECT!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Streisand!
STREISAND EFFECT!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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There is an even sadder six-word story.
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
There is an even sadder six-word story.
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"Mandelson uses clauses of the Editor's Code most typically associated with grieving families or those suffering harassment from the press to urge journalists to stop scrutinising his links to the most world's most notorious paedophile."
🚨 This evening, a notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news wire, to all media across the UK
We believe it is strongly in the public interest to publish this memo. This is it in full 👇
We believe it is strongly in the public interest to publish this memo. This is it in full 👇
Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full
www.thenational.scot
February 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"Mandelson uses clauses of the Editor's Code most typically associated with grieving families or those suffering harassment from the press to urge journalists to stop scrutinising his links to the most world's most notorious paedophile."