Patrick Ziselberger
@ziselberger.com
Baker, Vermonter, IT guy, internet clown.
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🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A man (40s?) and a teen are chilling at a table outside an ice cream cafe.
Dad's sitting back, listening attentively while Teen talks enthusiastically, pausing to laugh with her whole body.
Waffle cones of ice cream each.
Big blue sky overhead. (1)
A man (40s?) and a teen are chilling at a table outside an ice cream cafe.
Dad's sitting back, listening attentively while Teen talks enthusiastically, pausing to laugh with her whole body.
Waffle cones of ice cream each.
Big blue sky overhead. (1)
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A man (40s?) and a teen are chilling at a table outside an ice cream cafe.
Dad's sitting back, listening attentively while Teen talks enthusiastically, pausing to laugh with her whole body.
Waffle cones of ice cream each.
Big blue sky overhead. (1)
A man (40s?) and a teen are chilling at a table outside an ice cream cafe.
Dad's sitting back, listening attentively while Teen talks enthusiastically, pausing to laugh with her whole body.
Waffle cones of ice cream each.
Big blue sky overhead. (1)
The local diner. They make their own corned beef hash!
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The local diner. They make their own corned beef hash!
@omgchomp.bsky.social You'd dig this, right?
"The Art of K-Pop Demon Hunters" artbook (physical) is coming in 2026.
In the meantime, here's the free digital version.
>> theartofkpopdemonhunters.com
In the meantime, here's the free digital version.
>> theartofkpopdemonhunters.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
@omgchomp.bsky.social You'd dig this, right?
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Porcupine
Fox
Moose
Black Bear
Fisher cat (carrying a squirrel in its mouth as it ran across the road!)
Porcupine
Fox
Moose
Black Bear
Fisher cat (carrying a squirrel in its mouth as it ran across the road!)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Alligator
Albino White Tailed Deer
Moose
Black Bear
Bobcat
Alligator
Albino White Tailed Deer
Moose
Black Bear
Bobcat
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Lynx
Black bear
Sturgeon (one of my holy shit moments)
These giant water spiders
Moose
Lynx
Black bear
Sturgeon (one of my holy shit moments)
These giant water spiders
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Porcupine
Fox
Moose
Black Bear
Fisher cat (carrying a squirrel in its mouth as it ran across the road!)
Porcupine
Fox
Moose
Black Bear
Fisher cat (carrying a squirrel in its mouth as it ran across the road!)
I am delighted that the "Chicken on a raft" website remains active and is unchanged from 2006-ish, when I first found it.
chickenonaraft.com
chickenonaraft.com
Chicken on a Raft
The offical chicken on a raft, how long can you handle it?
chickenonaraft.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I am delighted that the "Chicken on a raft" website remains active and is unchanged from 2006-ish, when I first found it.
chickenonaraft.com
chickenonaraft.com
Invert a band
Who The?!?
Who The?!?
invert a band
nine ingrown nails
nine ingrown nails
invert a band
worse than ezra
worse than ezra
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Invert a band
Who The?!?
Who The?!?
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
No turkey this year. I found a lovely brisket, we are going low and slow over hickory wood for another 7 hours or so. This is an hour in.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
No turkey this year. I found a lovely brisket, we are going low and slow over hickory wood for another 7 hours or so. This is an hour in.
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I love this idea. My dad died when I was three and I had to figure out simple things like how to tie a tie and even shave on my own. Please retweet this because I know there are a lot of kids out there who could use some help with day to day life.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I love this idea. My dad died when I was three and I had to figure out simple things like how to tie a tie and even shave on my own. Please retweet this because I know there are a lot of kids out there who could use some help with day to day life.
Jade Empire. I love the weird, interesting cousin of Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Jade Empire. I love the weird, interesting cousin of Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, and Dragon Age.
Monogamy?! In *THIS* economy?!
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Monogamy?! In *THIS* economy?!
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Anyway they can erase us, they will
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Anyway they can erase us, they will
Sixty(!) years ago today, Officer Obie arrested a couple of guys for litterin'... and causin' a disturbance.
www.boston.com/news/environ...
www.boston.com/news/environ...
It's been 60 years since Arlo Guthrie was arrested in Massaschusetts. You may have heard the story.
Arlo Guthrie was arrested in Massachusetts 60 years ago and his tale became the unnofficial song of Thanksgiving.
www.boston.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sixty(!) years ago today, Officer Obie arrested a couple of guys for litterin'... and causin' a disturbance.
www.boston.com/news/environ...
www.boston.com/news/environ...
Chili rubbed pork roast smoked over hickory wood
Mashed potatoes
Green beans (not sure how they'll be done)
Pumpin shaped pumpkin buns
Raspberry walnut tart
Mashed potatoes
Green beans (not sure how they'll be done)
Pumpin shaped pumpkin buns
Raspberry walnut tart
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Chili rubbed pork roast smoked over hickory wood
Mashed potatoes
Green beans (not sure how they'll be done)
Pumpin shaped pumpkin buns
Raspberry walnut tart
Mashed potatoes
Green beans (not sure how they'll be done)
Pumpin shaped pumpkin buns
Raspberry walnut tart
There's no back in my Dragula.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
There's no back in my Dragula.
A movie that takes place where you are from.
I used to hike in the woods they filmed in: Seneca Creek State Park.
I used to hike in the woods they filmed in: Seneca Creek State Park.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A movie that takes place where you are from.
I used to hike in the woods they filmed in: Seneca Creek State Park.
I used to hike in the woods they filmed in: Seneca Creek State Park.
This is a good list. My hot take is that "The Empire Strikes Back" is an excellent movie that ruined Star Wars.
It became about all that mystic-ass Jedi shit in TESB. It reduced the galaxy-spanning conflict to a family spat.
It became about all that mystic-ass Jedi shit in TESB. It reduced the galaxy-spanning conflict to a family spat.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is a good list. My hot take is that "The Empire Strikes Back" is an excellent movie that ruined Star Wars.
It became about all that mystic-ass Jedi shit in TESB. It reduced the galaxy-spanning conflict to a family spat.
It became about all that mystic-ass Jedi shit in TESB. It reduced the galaxy-spanning conflict to a family spat.
Men are in trouble: Maybe coal mining is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe banning sports is the anser
Men are in trouble: Maybe castration is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe left-wing revolution is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe banning sports is the anser
Men are in trouble: Maybe castration is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe left-wing revolution is the answer
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Men are in trouble: Maybe coal mining is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe banning sports is the anser
Men are in trouble: Maybe castration is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe left-wing revolution is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe banning sports is the anser
Men are in trouble: Maybe castration is the answer
Men are in trouble: Maybe left-wing revolution is the answer
Here come dat boi!!
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Here come dat boi!!
Happy Max Headroom signal intrusion day!
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Happy Max Headroom signal intrusion day!
Happy Wolfenoot to all who celebrate!
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Happy Wolfenoot to all who celebrate!
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On Thanksgiving, I think we should all, as a family, watch THE LAST WALTZ. It’s the first Thanksgiving with all the members of The Band gone.
a man in a hat is playing an electric guitar
ALT: a man in a hat is playing an electric guitar
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
On Thanksgiving, I think we should all, as a family, watch THE LAST WALTZ. It’s the first Thanksgiving with all the members of The Band gone.
You can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a papal man
check out my frock
I'm a papal man
check out my frock
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
You can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a papal man
check out my frock
I'm a papal man
check out my frock
Sage, bacon, and squash tart with goat cheese and caramelized onion.
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Sage, bacon, and squash tart with goat cheese and caramelized onion.
Reposted by Patrick Ziselberger
Playbook | While Marjorie Taylor Greene was celebrated in Washington for forswearing toxic politics, her internal polling showed she'd have to go back to harassing school shooting survivors if she wanted to win another Republican primary.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Playbook | While Marjorie Taylor Greene was celebrated in Washington for forswearing toxic politics, her internal polling showed she'd have to go back to harassing school shooting survivors if she wanted to win another Republican primary.