Patrick Ziselberger
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Patrick Ziselberger
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Baker, Vermonter, IT guy, internet clown.
That's how you end up rolling a halfling bard dark urge Tav, for the lols.
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
In 15th century Wallachia, it was that jerk in a Chevy: Vlad the Impala
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I don't have the audacity. I *do* have the angst. But you probably don't want that.
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Son, there's a Yule tree on your head.
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Ali G or Philomena Crunk would be my choice.
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Have you seen the "Cops" parody, "Troops"? It is pretty spot-on:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HO7...
Troops (1997) Star Wars / COPS parody. HQ video / original soundtrack
YouTube video by Alex Derevin
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Here's the recipe, if you're interested:

thetrencherman.com/2017/02/10/r...
Raspberry Walnut Tart – The Trencherman
thetrencherman.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
So I posted another picture. It took her a year to arrange the trip out. I cooked the tart for her; she loved it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I make a raspberry walnut tart. I shared a picture on social media and Adrien’s who lived across country said, “stop taunting me, that looks delicious.”

I posted another picture and she said, if you do that again I am flying out and you will make me one…
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Join my web ring!
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
you wound me with your anti-pie stance.

But I guess it means more pie for me!
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
One of my favorites this year. I loved it when I saw it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
That's the one with the *hand* right? Mostly set in a gas station?
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM