Patrick Ziselberger
@ziselberger.com
Baker, Vermonter, IT guy, internet clown.
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
I don't have the audacity. I *do* have the angst. But you probably don't want that.
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I don't have the audacity. I *do* have the angst. But you probably don't want that.
No turkey this year. I found a lovely brisket, we are going low and slow over hickory wood for another 7 hours or so. This is an hour in.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
No turkey this year. I found a lovely brisket, we are going low and slow over hickory wood for another 7 hours or so. This is an hour in.
A movie that takes place where you are from.
I used to hike in the woods they filmed in: Seneca Creek State Park.
I used to hike in the woods they filmed in: Seneca Creek State Park.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A movie that takes place where you are from.
I used to hike in the woods they filmed in: Seneca Creek State Park.
I used to hike in the woods they filmed in: Seneca Creek State Park.
Here come dat boi!!
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Here come dat boi!!
Wasn't this a Simpson's episode?
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Wasn't this a Simpson's episode?
Happy Max Headroom signal intrusion day!
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Happy Max Headroom signal intrusion day!
You can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a papal man
check out my frock
I'm a papal man
check out my frock
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
You can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a papal man
check out my frock
I'm a papal man
check out my frock
Sage, bacon, and squash tart with goat cheese and caramelized onion.
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Sage, bacon, and squash tart with goat cheese and caramelized onion.
I have found the perfect embodiment of RFK, Jr.'s approach to healthcare in one, single image:
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I have found the perfect embodiment of RFK, Jr.'s approach to healthcare in one, single image:
This is one of my favorite tweets, back from when Twitter didn't suck. I saved it for this time of year.
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This is one of my favorite tweets, back from when Twitter didn't suck. I saved it for this time of year.
I *knew* this reminded me of something!
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I *knew* this reminded me of something!
This drum major has the *juice*!
Happy Day of the Dead!
Happy Day of the Dead!
November 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This drum major has the *juice*!
Happy Day of the Dead!
Happy Day of the Dead!
If you see this, quote post with a vampire who isn't Dracula
October 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
If you see this, quote post with a vampire who isn't Dracula
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
I think of this poem now when I see ICE agents. by Jay Hulme
October 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I think of this poem now when I see ICE agents. by Jay Hulme
The most Vermont of tourist traps.
October 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The most Vermont of tourist traps.
Food truck poutine!!
October 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Food truck poutine!!
Southern Vermont Flannel Festival. I have entered a pie in the contest.
October 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Southern Vermont Flannel Festival. I have entered a pie in the contest.
I bet none of those "cottagecore" poseurs were up before the sun, making and processing 8 pints of chow chow.
October 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I bet none of those "cottagecore" poseurs were up before the sun, making and processing 8 pints of chow chow.
