Michael Procopio, extreme ironing enthusiast.
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Michael Procopio, extreme ironing enthusiast.
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Author of Spatchcock. Very fond of gin. https://spatchcock.substack.com/
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I traveled 6k miles to vote, so I'm extra mad at the people who didn't bother.
What’s weird is if 5% of white people had voted differently,

or 5% of non voters got off their asses & voted, none of this would be happening.

We cannot deny that the children born now are going to pay the price for the folly of this experiment with full blown fascism.

And didn’t we owe the kids
I'll be certain to utilize the phrase "hocus pocus" the next time I find myself kicking the gong around.

So happy you enjoyed this!
Honestly, I just like to comment on my friends posts.
How do I have 2k followers when my posts are 99.9% invisible?
Please put me on your Lentil Club waiting list.
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In which John Oliver methodically unpacks how thin it is to claim you’re all about “the truth” when you’re only running essays don’t get properly fact-checked — and don’t hold up to even basic reporting scrutiny www.youtube.com/watch?v=gieT...
Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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One phrase that sounds especially terrible coming out of my mouth is "That's not on."
I took care of her and her husband once. They were delightful.
The only problem was DB's presence caused utter turmoil in the football obsessed prep kitchen. I had to stand outside the door of the men's room to prevent my coworkers from following him inside to watch him pee.
Well now I can say I accomplished something today.
This was a tough one.

It's David Prowse as the muscly Julian in A Clockwork Orange.

AKA Darth Vader with a West Country accent.
And here I could sworn that was an early '80s backside.
Sadly, I am unfamiliar with any film made after 1979.
If I'm ever caught saying "Happy Heavenly Birthday," you have my permission to slap me.