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Dog Day Afternoon is one of my (many) "cheaper than a babysitter" films.
Why?
Kids' tickets were relatively inexpensive in the '70s and my mom loved going to the movies. Dragging us kids along with her was the sensible choice!
#TCMPart #DogDayAfternoon
Why?
Kids' tickets were relatively inexpensive in the '70s and my mom loved going to the movies. Dragging us kids along with her was the sensible choice!
#TCMPart #DogDayAfternoon
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Dog Day Afternoon is one of my (many) "cheaper than a babysitter" films.
Why?
Kids' tickets were relatively inexpensive in the '70s and my mom loved going to the movies. Dragging us kids along with her was the sensible choice!
#TCMPart #DogDayAfternoon
Why?
Kids' tickets were relatively inexpensive in the '70s and my mom loved going to the movies. Dragging us kids along with her was the sensible choice!
#TCMPart #DogDayAfternoon
As recounted to me:
The time my farm-girl mother was told mid-way through Christmas dinner that the roast beef she was enjoying was provided by her beloved pet cow.
The time my farm-girl mother was told mid-way through Christmas dinner that the roast beef she was enjoying was provided by her beloved pet cow.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
As recounted to me:
The time my farm-girl mother was told mid-way through Christmas dinner that the roast beef she was enjoying was provided by her beloved pet cow.
The time my farm-girl mother was told mid-way through Christmas dinner that the roast beef she was enjoying was provided by her beloved pet cow.
It's a pity that Al Pacino won his only Oscar for a hammy performance in a perfectly pleasing but shallow popcorn film.
Because the older I get, the more I'm convinced he's one of the best screen actors ever to do the job. He's fearless, with the talent to back it up.
#DogDayAfternoon #TCMParty
Because the older I get, the more I'm convinced he's one of the best screen actors ever to do the job. He's fearless, with the talent to back it up.
#DogDayAfternoon #TCMParty
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It's a pity that Al Pacino won his only Oscar for a hammy performance in a perfectly pleasing but shallow popcorn film.
Because the older I get, the more I'm convinced he's one of the best screen actors ever to do the job. He's fearless, with the talent to back it up.
#DogDayAfternoon #TCMParty
Because the older I get, the more I'm convinced he's one of the best screen actors ever to do the job. He's fearless, with the talent to back it up.
#DogDayAfternoon #TCMParty
How many times do we have to go over this, Connie? I distinctly said *burp* the baby, not *burn* the baby.
#SusanSlade #TCMParty
#SusanSlade #TCMParty
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
How many times do we have to go over this, Connie? I distinctly said *burp* the baby, not *burn* the baby.
#SusanSlade #TCMParty
#SusanSlade #TCMParty
"And then it suddenly hit me. What if we commissioned a scale model of the giant slide at the Illinois State Fair and glued it Stanwyck's head?"
—Hollis Barnes, chief hair stylist for Double Indemnity
#TCMParty #DoubleIndemnity
—Hollis Barnes, chief hair stylist for Double Indemnity
#TCMParty #DoubleIndemnity
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"And then it suddenly hit me. What if we commissioned a scale model of the giant slide at the Illinois State Fair and glued it Stanwyck's head?"
—Hollis Barnes, chief hair stylist for Double Indemnity
#TCMParty #DoubleIndemnity
—Hollis Barnes, chief hair stylist for Double Indemnity
#TCMParty #DoubleIndemnity
John Voight, still hunting Nazis 50 years after The Odessa File was released—but now he's hunting them because he's elderly and isolated and in desperate need of like-minded friends.
Spoiler alert: He finds them.
#TheOdessaFile #TCMParty
Spoiler alert: He finds them.
#TheOdessaFile #TCMParty
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
John Voight, still hunting Nazis 50 years after The Odessa File was released—but now he's hunting them because he's elderly and isolated and in desperate need of like-minded friends.
Spoiler alert: He finds them.
#TheOdessaFile #TCMParty
Spoiler alert: He finds them.
#TheOdessaFile #TCMParty
"Hello, I'm Dr. Rock Hudson Demonico, the neurosurgeon assigned to this case."
#TCMParty #MagnificentObsession
#TCMParty #MagnificentObsession
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"Hello, I'm Dr. Rock Hudson Demonico, the neurosurgeon assigned to this case."
#TCMParty #MagnificentObsession
#TCMParty #MagnificentObsession
I had this exact same expression on my face when I learned that my most recently deceased husband was the leader of an international freakish religious cult.
#TCMParty #MagnificentObsession
#TCMParty #MagnificentObsession
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I had this exact same expression on my face when I learned that my most recently deceased husband was the leader of an international freakish religious cult.
#TCMParty #MagnificentObsession
#TCMParty #MagnificentObsession
"p.s. no room left on the matchbook cover to properly punctuate the end of this sentence so just fucking deal with the lack of a period -- okay grammar nazi?"
#NorthByNorthwest #TCMParty
#NorthByNorthwest #TCMParty
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"p.s. no room left on the matchbook cover to properly punctuate the end of this sentence so just fucking deal with the lack of a period -- okay grammar nazi?"
#NorthByNorthwest #TCMParty
#NorthByNorthwest #TCMParty
Vivid dreamer here.
Nearly all my dreams involve me struggling to get from one place to another via train, car, plane, bus, etc., in settings ranging from the prairie where I grew up to Chicago and other cities I've called home. Hotel lobbies are often involved. #NBNW speaks to me.
#TCMParty
Nearly all my dreams involve me struggling to get from one place to another via train, car, plane, bus, etc., in settings ranging from the prairie where I grew up to Chicago and other cities I've called home. Hotel lobbies are often involved. #NBNW speaks to me.
#TCMParty
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Goon a movie:
High Goon
High Goon
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Goon a movie:
High Goon
High Goon
Goon a movie:
Tell Me That You Love Me, Goonie Goon.
Tell Me That You Love Me, Goonie Goon.
Goon a movie:
GOONING MY WAY
GOONING MY WAY
Goon a movie:
GOON WITH THE WIND
GOON WITH THE WIND
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Goon a movie:
Tell Me That You Love Me, Goonie Goon.
Tell Me That You Love Me, Goonie Goon.
I still stand by this.
It's cured pimples, arthritis, and infected scrotal hairs for me. All you have to do is rub the ailing part of your body against the TV screen at the appropriate time, rotating it in the general neighborhood of his nipple.
#TCMParty
It's cured pimples, arthritis, and infected scrotal hairs for me. All you have to do is rub the ailing part of your body against the TV screen at the appropriate time, rotating it in the general neighborhood of his nipple.
#TCMParty
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I still stand by this.
It's cured pimples, arthritis, and infected scrotal hairs for me. All you have to do is rub the ailing part of your body against the TV screen at the appropriate time, rotating it in the general neighborhood of his nipple.
#TCMParty
It's cured pimples, arthritis, and infected scrotal hairs for me. All you have to do is rub the ailing part of your body against the TV screen at the appropriate time, rotating it in the general neighborhood of his nipple.
#TCMParty
Like any normal human being, I would pay an obscene amount of money to see a play in which Lana Turner utters the line "Oh, Mr. Obermeyer, why aren't you in Duluth?" and then trips over a vacuum cleaner.
#TCMParty #ImitationOfLIfe
#TCMParty #ImitationOfLIfe
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Like any normal human being, I would pay an obscene amount of money to see a play in which Lana Turner utters the line "Oh, Mr. Obermeyer, why aren't you in Duluth?" and then trips over a vacuum cleaner.
#TCMParty #ImitationOfLIfe
#TCMParty #ImitationOfLIfe
"Of course she did it. It was the only way to get Blanche Yurka out of the house."
—Tallulah Bankhead, when asked for her thoughts on whether Libby Holman shot and killed her tobacco-heir husband in the home where perennial houseguest Yurka had outlived her welcome.
#ATaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
—Tallulah Bankhead, when asked for her thoughts on whether Libby Holman shot and killed her tobacco-heir husband in the home where perennial houseguest Yurka had outlived her welcome.
#ATaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"Of course she did it. It was the only way to get Blanche Yurka out of the house."
—Tallulah Bankhead, when asked for her thoughts on whether Libby Holman shot and killed her tobacco-heir husband in the home where perennial houseguest Yurka had outlived her welcome.
#ATaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
—Tallulah Bankhead, when asked for her thoughts on whether Libby Holman shot and killed her tobacco-heir husband in the home where perennial houseguest Yurka had outlived her welcome.
#ATaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
Thinking back to the time when I re-arranged the letters on the bulletin board in my Language Arts classroom to read: Ale of Cow Titties, and I'm feeling pretty good about my tweenaged self.
#TaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
#TaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Thinking back to the time when I re-arranged the letters on the bulletin board in my Language Arts classroom to read: Ale of Cow Titties, and I'm feeling pretty good about my tweenaged self.
#TaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
#TaleOfTwoCities #TCMParty
Regardless of tonight's results, Americans will still wake up tomorrow in a country in which:
1) A mayor of NYC has never ascended to win the White House, and
2) Despising the mayor of your own city, whether you're left, center, or right, has become the national past time.
This will be fun.
1) A mayor of NYC has never ascended to win the White House, and
2) Despising the mayor of your own city, whether you're left, center, or right, has become the national past time.
This will be fun.
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Regardless of tonight's results, Americans will still wake up tomorrow in a country in which:
1) A mayor of NYC has never ascended to win the White House, and
2) Despising the mayor of your own city, whether you're left, center, or right, has become the national past time.
This will be fun.
1) A mayor of NYC has never ascended to win the White House, and
2) Despising the mayor of your own city, whether you're left, center, or right, has become the national past time.
This will be fun.
We've lost two Flos in less than two months.
If there's a Flo in your life, hold her tight.
If there's a Flo in your life, hold her tight.
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We've lost two Flos in less than two months.
If there's a Flo in your life, hold her tight.
If there's a Flo in your life, hold her tight.
If you're itching for a heated argument over which is sexier—hairy or not hairy?—I suggest that you invite your local elder gays over for a viewing of a film starring Redford and Newman.
I'm Switzerland... trashy, slutty, I-can-handle-both-of-them Switzerland.
#TheSting #TCMParty
I'm Switzerland... trashy, slutty, I-can-handle-both-of-them Switzerland.
#TheSting #TCMParty
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
October 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM