It's true. My mom was a cherished only child whose pragmatic farmer parents indulged her obsessive love for animals... until they couldn't. The news about the pet cow came out accidentally, IIRC.

Shhh. That's our secret.

Same! My favorite color for a car!

Riparian rights. I claim 2 hours of CLE credits every time I watch it.

*glued it to

Of course.

You are doing the Lord's work, Fig, right here on my TL. I thank you for venturing where I dare not go.

Oh, Chris. I am a member of that community, and I can assure you that it ain't always that simple! If it were, I'd've been married years ago.

P.S. Thank you for being such a stalwart ally!

"Satisfy your inner desire to spend 48 consecutive hours on the toilet writhing in pain," more like it.

Suck my medium-sized elder-gay cock, NYT.

I'm okay with that!

How do you do that with a hat on? I am a huge fan of hats, and of wearing them, but I find it hard to concentrate on the more complex things in life when I'm donning one.

Laminate it, GTT. This is one of your masterpieces.

A casual friend of mine, a chatty and amusing straight woman, found herself the object of McCambridge's desire when both lived in the same NYC apartment building in the early 80s. My friend (now deceased) genuinely liked MM and had many good things to say about her, but she also felt sorry for her.