Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
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There's clear precedent dating back to World War II trial of Germans for that very act, which lawyers know well.
The Peleus World War II War Crimes Trial
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(That is consistent with prior NYT reporting)
(That is consistent with prior NYT reporting)
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
Pitcher
Debut: 1997 - Died: 2006
TOR - OAK - NYY - CIN - PHI - TBD - NYM
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
(also should put to rest any bleating about “vetting” but we live in hell so)
She accused him in a court doc of hacking her devices and I actually believe her.