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Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤)

@planepackedjess.bsky.social

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Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · May 17

Today's Magic the Gathering Gender of the Day™ is... mine? 🤔

Okay, it checks out.

It's a Magic: The Gathering Card! Pretty old one (Exodus, 1998), too. The card depicts a goth wizard in all black, with geometric face paint/tattoos, exposed stomach and back, and leathery accessories. She's levitating a blue crystal with some sort of magic, and may be an old-school (Yawgmoth era) Phyrexian. Either that, or perhaps someone from Rath? Regardless, she's hot in the way that I try to be when energy permits.

Memory Crystal {3}

Artifact

Buyback costs cost {2} less.

Hues of recollection flicker like facets of a gem.

Illustrated by Michael Sutfin

Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 2h

At this point, it just feels like a formality, given how badly it's been gutted over the years.

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Rum 🔞🫟 Commune Whore @rumrumaart.bsky.social · Apr 7

Taps the sign

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Florence Ashley @floralashes.bsky.social · 3h

“What would you do if you had no Jews to hate, to vilify, to murder? You don't know? I do. You would begin hating, despising, killing one another. You learn, you practice on us; later you will do it to your own, and then to yourself.” (From The Trial of God)

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Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 14h

A nice, streamlined one, to boot! No "love" or "charity" or even "piety" messages to get in the way of its golden rule.

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 16h

midwestern weebs be like ohio gosaimasu

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Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 17h

Can we please revisit this if we get sentient robogirls and they like my vibes? 🤪

Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 17h

Do you ever have the reverse, though?

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Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 18h

Are we talking some sort of anti-metric reactionary here? 🙃

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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 22h

Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"

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Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 1d

Watch it crap out if the user wants anything other than hetslop. 🙃

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Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 1d

In the sense of "self-identifying as Jewish", or in the sense of "has religious beliefs and a worldview recognizable as Jewish"? I'd be very surprised if the former was low, as well as if the latter was high.

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S-13 R.R.A. @digitalsymbiote.bsky.social · 4d

You can be just like us~

JOIN
US

A glitchy photo of S13RRA pulling zir shirt up and holding a vial of Estrodial Valerate between zir teeth. The words "JOIN US" are overlayed atop the image

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Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 1d

As we all know, surrendering in advance always ends well and leads to no negative consequences in the future.

(More seriously: Everyone on the board who signed off this needs to, at a minimum, be named, shamed, and chucked out. People's lives are at stake!)

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 1d

Fenway health in Boston has stopped providing gender affirming care to trans youth.

I was previously on the board of this organization and I've never been so disgusted with their leadership cowardly capitulating like this.

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Statement from Fenway Health explaining that due to new federal requirements effective October 1, 2025, they can no longer provide medical gender-affirming care such as hormones and puberty blockers to patients under 19, but all other services for patients of all ages will continue unchanged.

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 1d

Is AI really causing a creativity crisis, or is our education system and how treat young people in general, something which has been backed my massive research, and AI is merely exposing the lack of creativity we've fostered in our yourh

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 1d

installed the feed that lets me read every bluesky post in alphabetical order. lot of screaming thus far

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Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 1d

We're going to need a new set of political parties after all is said and done. They might wear the names and skin of the existing Democratic and Republican parties, but I'd treat that as a sign that we've failed to properly clean house.

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violence @creature.gay · 2d

at least kink is like a safe and stable hobby to be into. i'm not gonna wake up one day to find out NeedleCorp has announced a partnership with Marvel and all 18 gauges are now Spider-Man themed

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 2d

what did she call us | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: MATTIE and one other person are handcuffed on a platform over a big cylindrical vat full of glowing liquid. Behind them, TWO ARMED TROOPERS stand. One is shouting, next to a big lever.
TROOPER: You have all been charged with sexual deviance under the new statutes!
TROOPER: You are hereby sentenced…

PANEL 2: Closer in on MATTIE and the person next to her.
TROOPER (VO): …To being dropped into a big vat of acid, thus dissolving your perverted bodies!
MATTIE: I sure did prefer life before we were overrun by fascist stormtroopers.

PANEL 3: The TROOPERS look at each other.
TROOPER 2: Sorry…What did she-he call us?
TROOPER 1: NOT Cool…

PANEL 4: The other TROOPER from panel 3. He's crying, and pulls the lever. Some acid splashes into the frame.
TROOPER: STOP BULLYING ME!
SFX: CLUNK
SFX: SPLASH

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Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 2d

How they approach Bart Simpson's House of Weirdness is going to set the tone for the entire video.

Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 2d

If you're getting a crash course on the work of Animation Magic, isn't that a plus on account of cultural education? 🤪

Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 2d

Meanwhile, folks in upper Ontario have to satisfy themselves with Infinitesmal Rapids, or perhaps even Plancklet Rapids if they're convenient to the Hudson Bay.

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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 3d

The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming

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Jessica Kagan (is a goth 🖤) @planepackedjess.bsky.social · 2d

You have to go out of your way to make a meal look that repulsive. Even changing out the variety of lentils would've done a world of wonder here!

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merritt @merrittk.com · 2d

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