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Local dorkass doggirl. Writes stuff, cyclist, barker.

It/they/she
27 y/o

Pfp by Skittleacid
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For todays shot of art, The Colors of Autumn by Jakub Rozalski
March 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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it's hard to see someone else live your dream
Just watched the Weiner-mobile pick up someone from the airport
February 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Never give up. The skies are bright and full of hope; the darkness of men's hearts crumbles beneath the majesty of those holy balls of flame when given shape in you.

Evil ascendant shall never find fertile soil for the wicked by their nature poison their dreary gardens. You can grow something new
February 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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And when you go bimbofy a nerd, keep her glasses on, that's very, very important!
February 17, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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Veterans applying for disability services
[0004666] Heroes Reputation Does Not Carry Over Retirement
February 17, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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I'm older than you so I can confirm that they came with a little book that had the tutorial in it and you read it on the way home
February 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Sorry for the downtime for the last two days, Ferret Every Hour isn't going anywhere!
Just some server issues, but we're back!
As an apology for no ferrets for the last two days, here is Gump! a "paraplegic menace" and the newest ferret added to the roster
February 17, 2026 at 10:28 PM
It was always obvious that I am a bratty bitch who loves degradation and stuff :3
February 17, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Tell me all about it
February 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Stephen King villains are a very funny outcome of Writing What You Know because they're so clearly based on assholes he's met in real life, even if that doesn't necessarily make sense in context, so you get shit like the giant baby-eating spider from space inexplicably being an outspoken homophobe.
February 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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Tasty Eggnog - Patreon Vote Winner

www.patreon.com/zummeng

zummeng.carrd.co
February 14, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Her streamer outfit arrived
👩🏽‍🍳🍒
February 16, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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Oh, okay. I'll bite.

The right to vote is enshrined in the Constitution.

The "right" of armed federal cops to arrest, beat, and kill people with anonymity is not.
Emmer: "Another reform they claim they want is they want ICE agents to identify themselves, to show identification. But they don't want identification for voters in elections. I mean, this stuff is just intellectually inconsistent."
February 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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Here you go chat
February 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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[0007792] Bandit's neck explodes in gore but he is still alive
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
February 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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they're literally just chilling what are you a cop
[0011605] Weirdos hanging out at edge of map
February 14, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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Going to house parties in your 30s
[0011605] Weirdos hanging out at edge of map
February 13, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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D&D when the DM has an encounter set up and is waiting for the players to bumble into it
[0011605] Weirdos hanging out at edge of map
February 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The Rimworld Experience:

this guy is racist against his wife, who is also his ex-wife, who also imprisoned him at some point
February 16, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Just saw that Xing Zhilei, the Chinese DIY influencer, posted an update on his self-built cat town which went viral last year.

youtu.be/i1savUPr-yU
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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One day I’m gonna be in a courtroom and the prosecutor will read all my posts out loud to me. The judge will then bang the gavel and say, through tears, “I sentence you to infinite money and pussy, you beautiful bastard”
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Wolf Children not being a classic is just a sham. Many anime movies are not made for your average person, but that movie is the perfect Mother’s Day film.
February 15, 2026 at 11:12 AM