Korean Abdul Jabbar
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usually big spoon
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
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now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
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Attention all shoppers: your store rewards program is now tied to your performance at scanning and bagging your groceries in the self-checkout line
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Attention all shoppers: your store rewards program is now tied to your performance at scanning and bagging your groceries in the self-checkout line
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Because this deserves to be widely read.
Because this deserves to be widely read.
October 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Posting with alt text.
Because this deserves to be widely read.
Because this deserves to be widely read.
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I’m pleased to announce that today is the 10th anniversary of Mr. G getting absolutely BODIED by a PIX11 sports reporter over the number of days until Christmas. Are there 48 days until Christmas? We may never know.
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I’m pleased to announce that today is the 10th anniversary of Mr. G getting absolutely BODIED by a PIX11 sports reporter over the number of days until Christmas. Are there 48 days until Christmas? We may never know.
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racist uncles at thanksgiving saying “mamdani” with food in their mouths supercut
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
racist uncles at thanksgiving saying “mamdani” with food in their mouths supercut
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A cool Interesting Times topic would be "We Put Ross Douthat Into One of Those Drive-Thru Tubes at the Bank, and this is the Sound it Made When We Pushed the Button"
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A cool Interesting Times topic would be "We Put Ross Douthat Into One of Those Drive-Thru Tubes at the Bank, and this is the Sound it Made When We Pushed the Button"
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Make sure you’ve got a pair of 3D glasses for tomorrow’s ep of The Alan Dershowitz Show
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Make sure you’ve got a pair of 3D glasses for tomorrow’s ep of The Alan Dershowitz Show
I know there are tona of circumstances here but a good old fashioned off year ass pounding is what I needed tonight
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I know there are tona of circumstances here but a good old fashioned off year ass pounding is what I needed tonight
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Her eyes were cloudy...like a Waffle House window.
October 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Her eyes were cloudy...like a Waffle House window.
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A great thing about living in North Carolina is that every single day you will see at least one sinister vulture perched atop a barren, twisted tree and it really does set the appropriate tone for These Days.
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
A great thing about living in North Carolina is that every single day you will see at least one sinister vulture perched atop a barren, twisted tree and it really does set the appropriate tone for These Days.
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The hottest DOS game sound card test 🥵
📺: System Shock, Looking Glass Studios, 1994
📺: System Shock, Looking Glass Studios, 1994
June 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The hottest DOS game sound card test 🥵
📺: System Shock, Looking Glass Studios, 1994
📺: System Shock, Looking Glass Studios, 1994
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there's a scene in Tenet where way in the background you can see a clown flying feet first into a cannon
January 14, 2024 at 5:41 AM
there's a scene in Tenet where way in the background you can see a clown flying feet first into a cannon
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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because it’s dull, you twit, it’ll hurt more
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
because it’s dull, you twit, it’ll hurt more
WE GOTTA GET <checks notes> CHAUNCEY BILLUPS!
October 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
WE GOTTA GET <checks notes> CHAUNCEY BILLUPS!
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Beautiful Kamala. Practical politician lady
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have Kamala as the Dem nominee.
KOKO: Good Kamala give beautiful deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford to run Kamala again. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have Kamala as the Dem nominee.
KOKO: Good Kamala give beautiful deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford to run Kamala again. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
May 5, 2025 at 10:25 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Beautiful Kamala. Practical politician lady
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have Kamala as the Dem nominee.
KOKO: Good Kamala give beautiful deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford to run Kamala again. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have Kamala as the Dem nominee.
KOKO: Good Kamala give beautiful deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford to run Kamala again. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
sure there is true love, but have you tried smug self satisfaction about things that don't matter
October 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
sure there is true love, but have you tried smug self satisfaction about things that don't matter
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Never ask a woman their age
Never ask an Argentinian where they got their German last name from
Always ask libertarian candidates their thoughts on age of consent laws
Never ask an Argentinian where they got their German last name from
Always ask libertarian candidates their thoughts on age of consent laws
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Never ask a woman their age
Never ask an Argentinian where they got their German last name from
Always ask libertarian candidates their thoughts on age of consent laws
Never ask an Argentinian where they got their German last name from
Always ask libertarian candidates their thoughts on age of consent laws
SA ebbs and flows but just kept humming along during the AWS outage bc its hosted on a a couple of dells in a basement next to an Everquest 1.0 rig made me think I made the right call let's see... twenty one years ago to make an account
October 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
SA ebbs and flows but just kept humming along during the AWS outage bc its hosted on a a couple of dells in a basement next to an Everquest 1.0 rig made me think I made the right call let's see... twenty one years ago to make an account
It's not his house, it's OUR house! What I'm saying is I'm mad every American doesn't get one good swing with a sledgehammer
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It's not his house, it's OUR house! What I'm saying is I'm mad every American doesn't get one good swing with a sledgehammer
how are there still photos of this guy i haven't seen. why couldn't he fuck off to do whatever this is forever, god knows i would.
October 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
how are there still photos of this guy i haven't seen. why couldn't he fuck off to do whatever this is forever, god knows i would.
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Saw a clip of Cillian Murphy talking about enjoying using his normal accent in film and why the fuck would you have a guy who can do an Irish voice not do the fucking Irish voice in everything? WE DONT CARE, Arnold Schwarzenegger was the biggest star in the world playing guys named “Tom Miller”
October 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Saw a clip of Cillian Murphy talking about enjoying using his normal accent in film and why the fuck would you have a guy who can do an Irish voice not do the fucking Irish voice in everything? WE DONT CARE, Arnold Schwarzenegger was the biggest star in the world playing guys named “Tom Miller”