P2Start
@p2start.bsky.social
dad, joke person, hard-hat job haver
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
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a muppet twist on iconic art: thread
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
a muppet twist on iconic art: thread
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got my true love a bunch of geese and hens and doves and swans and calling birds and she left me
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
got my true love a bunch of geese and hens and doves and swans and calling birds and she left me
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All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
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how do you think trump should die. what’s the most embarrassing, legacy-destroying way he could go out?
I hope he has a stroke in the oval office during an interview and shits himself
I hope he has a stroke in the oval office during an interview and shits himself
December 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
how do you think trump should die. what’s the most embarrassing, legacy-destroying way he could go out?
I hope he has a stroke in the oval office during an interview and shits himself
I hope he has a stroke in the oval office during an interview and shits himself
I am delighted by this
December 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I am delighted by this
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look in my eyeeeeeees
what do u seeee
piss and shit and poop and pee
what do u seeee
piss and shit and poop and pee
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
look in my eyeeeeeees
what do u seeee
piss and shit and poop and pee
what do u seeee
piss and shit and poop and pee
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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(reading the epstein files aghast, like the boss in Ratatouille) Jeffrey Epstein was a pedophile??
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
(reading the epstein files aghast, like the boss in Ratatouille) Jeffrey Epstein was a pedophile??
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"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
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"pressing the heart react button again does NOT undo the first heart react"
absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"pressing the heart react button again does NOT undo the first heart react"
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The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.
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"Labor, you mean my tools that have attitude"
A former manager i had
A former manager i had
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"Labor, you mean my tools that have attitude"
A former manager i had
A former manager i had
Are there figments of other stuff too?
hate when i see a cool figment and then it turns out to be of my own imagination
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Are there figments of other stuff too?
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The glass shop I worked at in 2021 used a dot matrix printer
just realized the computer at work is still using microsoft office 2007 ??
December 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The glass shop I worked at in 2021 used a dot matrix printer
He looks like they're telling this story in front of him
December 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
He looks like they're telling this story in front of him
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the time of the little drummer boy is over now is the time of the giant keyboard girl
December 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
the time of the little drummer boy is over now is the time of the giant keyboard girl
Waynetech dumping billions into cutting-edge odor-eating technology for no reason at all
feel like we can all agree that Batman probably does not smell like black cherry. Batman has got to absolutely reek. wet hockey bag in a hot car slopped over expensive cologne. butthole and cape.
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Waynetech dumping billions into cutting-edge odor-eating technology for no reason at all
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ever look at an old piece of yours and think "honestly? i ate"
There will be blood alt poster - 2016
There will be blood alt poster - 2016
December 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
ever look at an old piece of yours and think "honestly? i ate"
There will be blood alt poster - 2016
There will be blood alt poster - 2016
Oh that's so easy, its Control. Control in 2019, Control 2025. It's so good.
Quote this with what you would have said your game of the year was at the end of 2019, and what you would say your favourite game of 2019 is now, if it differs
(Grid is just a refresher, you are not restricted to picking it. For a more comprehensive refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...)
(Grid is just a refresher, you are not restricted to picking it. For a more comprehensive refresher: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...)
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Oh that's so easy, its Control. Control in 2019, Control 2025. It's so good.