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Ornamental matt 🦜

@ornamentalmatt.bsky.social

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Rpg enthusiast, writer, teacher, and I'm also quite keen on the painting Saturn Devouring His Son and it's many variations and spin offs.

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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 3m

Even as a kid it made me so mad that he has a whole musical number throwing candy everywhere for free and as soon as Charlie walks in he does this. Were it not for Grandpa Joe he'd be the biggest piece of shit in the movie.

The candy store owner from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" demanding money from an impoverished child.

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official nikk account @nikk.ca · 14h

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12h

it is time to toilet paper the mean old neighbors house. this is your window, awful teens. hear the psychic call to arms

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 12h

the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”

just look outside your window 😅

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 18h

How the hell did they get in there? Well at least the police have a good way to get up to that window quickly

Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 20h

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

"Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre"

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 20h

gosh dang, tell this person to dm me

Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 21h

Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20h

"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"

the very dapper man from today's photo from the Louvre heist

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Alex Stone @alexstoneart.bsky.social · 1d

Standoff
Acrylic on Board
2025

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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 18h

Marge Simpson (now canonically born in 1995 but with a voice like wind through a mausoleum): oh wow, IShowSpeed, the American YouTuber and online streamer

lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 19h

simpsons added a few kids to springfield who are born this century and it makes sense for a lot of reasons but also i cant help but think 'Bart is thirty years older than that other kid'

still from The Simpsons Season 37 Episode 2 - two yellow kids are in a server room. one (kid with blue hair buzzed on the sides and wearing an orange and black cardigan) has a blank, surprised expression, and the other (the famous bart simpson) looks at him with mild contempt

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Rianamator 🦇🎃👻 @riana.bsky.social · 19h

Proposing marriage to someone in front of a crowd is coercion and a “yes” is not freely given consent.

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 4d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social · 16h

Is this the guy who got bent out of shape because community notes kept dumping on him whenever he claimed he was doing something, like outing for being at a open access helipad note a private one, ratting out he was in some regular car not something fancy.

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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 19h

I have stolen
the jewels
that were in
the museumcase

and which
you were probably
saving
for visitors

forgive me
they were expensive
so shiny
and so old