Ornamental matt 🦜
@ornamentalmatt.bsky.social
Rpg enthusiast, writer, teacher, and I'm also quite keen on the painting Saturn Devouring His Son and it's many variations and spin offs.
The liquid in question
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The liquid in question
When you're bring6 mean to me this is who you're being mean too
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When you're bring6 mean to me this is who you're being mean too
Finally an exlir that will render this meme inert to my students, or potentially give untold potency.
Either way future generations may damn me but it is my duty as that kind of teacher to mess with the jokes of the children.
Either way future generations may damn me but it is my duty as that kind of teacher to mess with the jokes of the children.
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Finally an exlir that will render this meme inert to my students, or potentially give untold potency.
Either way future generations may damn me but it is my duty as that kind of teacher to mess with the jokes of the children.
Either way future generations may damn me but it is my duty as that kind of teacher to mess with the jokes of the children.
Me in about a month
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Me in about a month
What is a bath if not a tropical aquarium for a person
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
What is a bath if not a tropical aquarium for a person
You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
I mean probably
I mean probably
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 AM
You just died, the sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you.
I mean probably
I mean probably
Say you're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
You're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady, baby
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady
She dig ya
In a big four-poster bed
You're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady, baby
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady
She dig ya
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Say you're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
You're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady, baby
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady
She dig ya
In a big four-poster bed
You're like a rollercoaster toast ya
In a big four-poster bed
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady, baby
Baby, I can drive you crazy, baby
Maybe, later you can meet my old lady
She dig ya
I'm a fucking artist
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I'm a fucking artist
0 i don't like black licorice as such but will probably eat it for social convention reasons.
I'll eat just about anything.
I'll eat just about anything.
October 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
0 i don't like black licorice as such but will probably eat it for social convention reasons.
I'll eat just about anything.
I'll eat just about anything.
Well that's ominous
October 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Well that's ominous
Artist quote with your fanart
September 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Artist quote with your fanart
Got this from a friend in response to the news
September 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Got this from a friend in response to the news
Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow someone else
September 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow someone else
My experience of the last couple days
August 31, 2025 at 10:44 AM
My experience of the last couple days
There was something about being distracted in the questions, and this crunchy af loose lost dog adopted me so I stopped going home and got side tracked getting him back to his people
August 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
There was something about being distracted in the questions, and this crunchy af loose lost dog adopted me so I stopped going home and got side tracked getting him back to his people
I have found a lost dog, which I can only assume is Fry's dog
August 27, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I have found a lost dog, which I can only assume is Fry's dog
Behold me works ye mighty and crap your own pants
August 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Behold me works ye mighty and crap your own pants