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Open Secret Alien

@opensecretalien.bsky.social

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Inhuman observer from another world, but feel free to think I'm crazy. It's wonderful camouflage. Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.

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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · Apr 27

I'm just an antediluvian alien observer asking the local primates not to wipe themselves out while I'm still here.

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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 6m

Damn,I just thought I was getting old.

Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 12m

When I think about how some of the finest journalists in the world are barely getting by while this bubble-brained idiot will never need for anything for the rest of his life, it makes me think things that cannot be expressed on social media.

Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 16m

The Vichy Twitter effect ain't exactly helping to firm up his brains, either.

Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 1h

Nope.

Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 2h

Another downside to cameras being everywhere, imo. But at least Kenneth Leland Morgan was arrested for assault in his Nazi SS costume, so his full legal name is now public.

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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 9h

Nonperishable food giveaways are great to give to folks via mutual aid, but a lot of the time I find that the folks asking for food are doing so because they aren't able to hook up with the local food bank; which usually comes down to transportation.

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jj skolnik @modernistwitch.myatproto.social · 9h

as a note, food banks need money, not canned goods

Sarah Tuttle @niais.bsky.social · 9h

In one week, food aid is going to run out if the federal government is still shutdown. 1 in 10 Americans will not get paid they rely on in November, like SNAP. Please give to local food banks now, if you are able. Look into local groups that are providing meals and things like diapers. This is bad.

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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 10h

I think this is the year I finally wear the cargo shorts year-round. Very excited for myself.

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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 10h

I fully expect that dickstain to performatively "move out" of NYC after the election (ie, sell one or more of the houses that aren't his residence) and move to another country or city, only to come crawling back when it sucks too much to be super-rich in Galveston or Berlin.

Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 11h

I so wish I could understand this impulse. It's so incredibly toxic and shitty and serves no one.

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Nikita Gill @nikitagill.bsky.social · 14h

Some people really can’t say the words “I was wrong” and will employ the SLIMIEST tactics and that too poorly just to be feel like they are right without realising all they’re doing is showing people they have 0 integrity.

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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 11h

A heavily modified Komatsu D355A bulldozer.

Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 11h

Excuse me, I eat my tacos with a knife and fork, like a real Western gentleman.

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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social · 14h

Food banks are some of the most donation-efficient charities around!

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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 12h

I knew that, but I was still shocked to learn exactly how far the money goes. The biggest one here (God's Pantry) coordinates with smaller food banks to maximize efficiency and can feed folks for about fifty cents a day. That means you can keep a whole human being fed for about $15 a month.

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 14h

Ignore the ragebait tiktoks which will surface after 11/1 from Trumpers who will rage about the leopards eating their faces while they go hungry, ignore the pleasure of someone who rails against others 'taking' but for them it's owed

Instead, give money to your local food bank

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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 12h

So far, so good!

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timothy faust @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 13h

They denied him water for 8 days, until he died of dehydration, then covered it up. The US prison system permits — encourages — a group of prison guards to torture a mentally ill Black inmate to death. It happens over and over. You can't "reform" this.

Ben Conarck @conarck.bsky.social · 1d

New: Correctional staff at a Western Maryland prison shut off the water to a mentally ill man’s cell, then allowed him to suffer for eight days before he finally died of dehydration, according to a recent court filing.
www.thebanner.com/community/cr...

How a Maryland prisoner died an ‘excruciating’ death from dehydration

Lamont Mealy died of dehydration in an isolation cell at Western Correctional Institution in 2023. A lawsuit claims state officials covered it up.

www.thebanner.com

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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 13h

I've been doing a lot of reading about that time when I could've just read this skeet and come to the same conclusion.

Harlem Toots @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 1d

Here’s the thing about the Civil Rights Movement people don’t realize, shit was messy.

Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 22h

I decided I could get increasingly angry at the Turd King and his minions or I could donate to and volunteer at my local food bank. Now it turns out I can do all of those things at once.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.

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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 1d

What happened to George Takei's voice?

Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 1d

I think Bondi is more of the "do what you think the Fuhrer wants you to do" camp, but Miller is almost certainly operating as shadow President along with Vought.

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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not so sure about that. I don't think you can have a mafia without a don and none of the contenders have the sway he has over the MAGA chuds. I don't think even Thiel had enough money to make people love Vance.

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Open Secret Alien @opensecretalien.bsky.social · 1d

I fucking knew it. He's just a meat puppet for an entire coterie of fuckwit grifters, Nazis and too-rich assholes. He desperately wanted to be president; but he's never wanted to do the actual job.

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