Open Secret Alien
@opensecretalien.bsky.social
Inhuman observer from another world, but feel free to think I'm crazy. It's wonderful camouflage.
Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.
Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.
Pinned
I'm just an antediluvian alien observer asking the local primates not to wipe themselves out while I'm still here.
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They are not “skeptics,” they are extremist science deniers who think that some children deserve to die
US health regulators informed senior executives at Merck, Sanofi and AstraZeneca last week that their approved protective RSV treatments for infants would face fresh safety scrutiny following concerns raised by vaccine skeptics, multiple sources familiar with the situation told Reuters.
US FDA launches fresh safety scrutiny of approved RSV therapies for infants | CNN
U.S. health regulators informed senior executives at Merck, Sanofi and AstraZeneca last week that their approved protective RSV treatments for infants would face fresh safety scrutiny following concer...
www.cnn.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
They are not “skeptics,” they are extremist science deniers who think that some children deserve to die
Who could have foreseen this inevitable result?
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Who could have foreseen this inevitable result?
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"I'm not in denial about [AI]. I'm in open rebellion."
Amen.
Amen.
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"I'm not in denial about [AI]. I'm in open rebellion."
Amen.
Amen.
Republicans have lost the Miami Cubans. I repeat: they have lost the Cubans.
apnews.com/article/miam...
apnews.com/article/miam...
Democrat wins Miami mayor’s race for the first time in nearly 30 years
Democrat Eileen Higgins has won the Miami mayor’s race over a Republican endorsed by President Donald Trump.
apnews.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Republicans have lost the Miami Cubans. I repeat: they have lost the Cubans.
apnews.com/article/miam...
apnews.com/article/miam...
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After MTG lied about me for weeks, she said that she felt bad for my unborn child because he'd have me as a mother. Her rhetoric led to threats against my family.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
After MTG lied about me for weeks, she said that she felt bad for my unborn child because he'd have me as a mother. Her rhetoric led to threats against my family.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
No one, even her, should receive threats like those, but I'd like to see her own up to the role she played in creating them for others.
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I've seen people talk about...and I mean people out here so we're not talking Trumpers or right wing asshats, I mean people who are liberal
that basically they think Luigi, if he did it, is a killer...a murderer and that it would be bad for a killer...a murderer to go free in society.
Here's my Q
that basically they think Luigi, if he did it, is a killer...a murderer and that it would be bad for a killer...a murderer to go free in society.
Here's my Q
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I've seen people talk about...and I mean people out here so we're not talking Trumpers or right wing asshats, I mean people who are liberal
that basically they think Luigi, if he did it, is a killer...a murderer and that it would be bad for a killer...a murderer to go free in society.
Here's my Q
that basically they think Luigi, if he did it, is a killer...a murderer and that it would be bad for a killer...a murderer to go free in society.
Here's my Q
The first time the mango slimed his way into power, I began stockpiling supplies. I didn't know what was coming, but I expected there would be a period where shit would hit the fan and people would be on their own. When I saw the early reports of COVID in China, I added masks & cold meds.
SCOOP — Gregg Phillips, a conspiracy theorist with no emergency management experience who helped produce the election-denying documentary ‘2000 Mules’ with Dinesh D’Souza and has faced numerous legal inquiries, has been named head of FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery.
My story:
My story:
Conspiracy theorist election denier given FEMA’s second-most important role
Gregg Phillips will lead the Office of Response and Recovery, “the heart of what FEMA does.”
www.thehandbasket.co
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The first time the mango slimed his way into power, I began stockpiling supplies. I didn't know what was coming, but I expected there would be a period where shit would hit the fan and people would be on their own. When I saw the early reports of COVID in China, I added masks & cold meds.
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SCOOP — Gregg Phillips, a conspiracy theorist with no emergency management experience who helped produce the election-denying documentary ‘2000 Mules’ with Dinesh D’Souza and has faced numerous legal inquiries, has been named head of FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery.
My story:
My story:
Conspiracy theorist election denier given FEMA’s second-most important role
Gregg Phillips will lead the Office of Response and Recovery, “the heart of what FEMA does.”
www.thehandbasket.co
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
SCOOP — Gregg Phillips, a conspiracy theorist with no emergency management experience who helped produce the election-denying documentary ‘2000 Mules’ with Dinesh D’Souza and has faced numerous legal inquiries, has been named head of FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery.
My story:
My story:
Merry Fucking Christmas from the the most pointlessly cruel world I've ever seen, and I've been to one where non-stop cannibalistic wars were waged in an ultimately futile attempt to stave off starvation.
NEW — Despite a last-minute effort to extend time for occupants to find other housing and receive housing assistance, residents of the South Shore apartment building raided by ICE must move out by Friday.
thetriibe.com/2025/12/judg...
thetriibe.com/2025/12/judg...
Judge: residents must move out, ICE-raided South Shore building is uninhabitable • The TRiiBE
The tenants of the property at 7500 S. South Shore Drive are ordered to leave the property by Friday.
thetriibe.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Merry Fucking Christmas from the the most pointlessly cruel world I've ever seen, and I've been to one where non-stop cannibalistic wars were waged in an ultimately futile attempt to stave off starvation.
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The secret reason NORAD has been tracking Santa's sleigh for all these years.
"At which point we're going to blow them out of the fucking skies."
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The secret reason NORAD has been tracking Santa's sleigh for all these years.
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Remember, as Sean Duffy keeps telling us his ideas for air travel -- dress up nice for your flight! do a little workout before you get on too! -- this is an actual Good Thing We Wanted that Democrats secured for us before these assholes took it away
White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Remember, as Sean Duffy keeps telling us his ideas for air travel -- dress up nice for your flight! do a little workout before you get on too! -- this is an actual Good Thing We Wanted that Democrats secured for us before these assholes took it away
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Every nazi movement needs a youth wing.
Happening now: Texas leaders announcing a rollout of a statewide program to put TPUSA chapters in high schools and colleges across the state. Gov. Abbott adds that schools that stand in the way should be reported to the Texas Education Agency.
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Every nazi movement needs a youth wing.
Arresting people who area already leaving the country is fucking insane. Nothing but.
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-pl...
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-pl...
Inside The Secret New ICE Deportation Plan Called 'Operation Irish Goodbye'
“Operation Irish Goodbye,” as it’s being called, could be aimed at boosting numbers for Trump’s much-hyped deportation campaign.
www.huffpost.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Arresting people who area already leaving the country is fucking insane. Nothing but.
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-pl...
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-pl...
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From The Archives: Why American Hubris Will Never Catch Up To Us
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
From The Archives: Why American Hubris Will Never Catch Up To Us
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Writing all my alt-texts in Latin so your e-reader sounds like it’s performing The Ritual
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Writing all my alt-texts in Latin so your e-reader sounds like it’s performing The Ritual
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love the idea that while ICE won't respect your civil liberties they will totally let you get away with shooting one of them in the head.
Thats cool, in texas stand your ground laws exist. plus dead nazis are a bonus.
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
love the idea that while ICE won't respect your civil liberties they will totally let you get away with shooting one of them in the head.
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Sauer saying something is unconstitutional because it "would be unconstitutional under Justice Scalia's dissent" is a remarkably cogent statement of the Roberts Court's approach to precedent.
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Sauer saying something is unconstitutional because it "would be unconstitutional under Justice Scalia's dissent" is a remarkably cogent statement of the Roberts Court's approach to precedent.
A big fat cardinal visited my balcony this morning. He reminded me to rehang my bird feeder now that I'm not using that hook for tomatoes, but he ain't been back to collect yet. Do birds charge interest?
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A big fat cardinal visited my balcony this morning. He reminded me to rehang my bird feeder now that I'm not using that hook for tomatoes, but he ain't been back to collect yet. Do birds charge interest?
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not sure how to square ‘no one person can be reasonably expected to pay for every media subscription’ with ‘sorely underpaid writers need to make a living’ but my inclination is not to locate that problem with any of the broke ass people on either end of the complaint
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
not sure how to square ‘no one person can be reasonably expected to pay for every media subscription’ with ‘sorely underpaid writers need to make a living’ but my inclination is not to locate that problem with any of the broke ass people on either end of the complaint
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If you have a space for a mini deep freezer it pays for itself if you are an aggressive meat deal shopper
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you have a space for a mini deep freezer it pays for itself if you are an aggressive meat deal shopper
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You'd never know it from these headlines that she lost all her claims on the actual substance of the case, claiming that trans people must be banned from bathrooms.
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
You'd never know it from these headlines that she lost all her claims on the actual substance of the case, claiming that trans people must be banned from bathrooms.
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They claimed they got the girlfriend of the leader of Antifa like two months ago and now they’re relying on a snitch hotline
🚨Pam Bondi just ordered the FBI to compile a list of American "extremists" and to establish a bounty fund to reward tipsters, per DOJ memo leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
FBI Making List of American “Extremists,” Leaked Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
They claimed they got the girlfriend of the leader of Antifa like two months ago and now they’re relying on a snitch hotline
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Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum
Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)
Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)
Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum
Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)
Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)
Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
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Can I say something—
"Reviving local journalism is not a luxury; it’s an urgent necessity. If we want competitive elections, accountable institutions, and communities that feel seen and heard, we must rebuild the local press that makes democracy real."
Local news is retreating, hurting NYC democracy
New York may call itself the media capital of the world, but when it comes to local elections — the campaigns that shape our daily life — important contests come and go with hardly a single story w…
www.nydailynews.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Can I say something—