Open Secret Alien
@opensecretalien.bsky.social
Inhuman observer from another world, but feel free to think I'm crazy. It's wonderful camouflage.
Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.
Happy to answer questions, but you will probably not like most of the answers.
Pinned
I'm just an antediluvian alien observer asking the local primates not to wipe themselves out while I'm still here.
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“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
The dogs share a birthday because you can't give presents to one and not the other and they're only a week apart, tops. Anyway, this year, I baked pupcakes. Some they can have once they cool and some I'll save until the Grand Feast. I should've made an odd number, but I'm still gonna steal a nibble.
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The dogs share a birthday because you can't give presents to one and not the other and they're only a week apart, tops. Anyway, this year, I baked pupcakes. Some they can have once they cool and some I'll save until the Grand Feast. I should've made an odd number, but I'm still gonna steal a nibble.
It's been about a year and 4 months since I got a second dog and there's still nothing more amusing than when I am petting one dog and the other dog gets jealous, so then I'm petting two dogs.
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's been about a year and 4 months since I got a second dog and there's still nothing more amusing than when I am petting one dog and the other dog gets jealous, so then I'm petting two dogs.
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The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
Queens men meet — Queens Daily Eagle
The first man from Queens to be elected president and the first Queens resident to be elected mayor of New York City met for the first time in the Oval Office on Friday.
queenseagle.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
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I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
Opinion | Jamal Khashoggi: What the Arab world needs most is free expression
The Arab world needs a modern version of the old transnational media so citizens can be informed about global events.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered.
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here :
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...
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We saw on Friday elite solidarity rather than professional solidarity when Trump called a female reporter “piggy” and not a single one of her colleagues came to her defense—presumably because they didn’t want to threaten their own proximity to power.
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We saw on Friday elite solidarity rather than professional solidarity when Trump called a female reporter “piggy” and not a single one of her colleagues came to her defense—presumably because they didn’t want to threaten their own proximity to power.
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“The terror is real; the impact is a rounding error.”
Absolutely superb piece.
Absolutely superb piece.
Greg Bovino is leading a rebel cavalry terrorizing America—and it's important to recognize that it's in retreat. While the trauma and terror Bovino’s raiders instill is real and damaging, it’s remarkable to note how ineffective the force has turned out to be. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/trump-bord...
Trump, Border Patrol Retreat in Failure from Chicago
Five important lessons of the first six months of Trump’s immigration raids — and why CBP’s Greg Bovino is the Nathan Bedford Forrest of the Trump era.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“The terror is real; the impact is a rounding error.”
Absolutely superb piece.
Absolutely superb piece.
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offer stands
if you’re a journalist who wants to talk about how embarrassing this week has been for our profession (the michael wolff, landon thomas jr, nuzzi/bernstein of it all) message me on signal
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
offer stands
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Define bird.
Xiaotingia is a genus of paravian theropod dinosaur, possibly an anchiornithid, from Middle Jurassic or early Late Jurassic deposits of western Liaoning, China. It contains a single species, Xiaotingia zhengi.
-Wikipedia
Xiaotingia is a genus of paravian theropod dinosaur, possibly an anchiornithid, from Middle Jurassic or early Late Jurassic deposits of western Liaoning, China. It contains a single species, Xiaotingia zhengi.
-Wikipedia
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Define bird.
Xiaotingia is a genus of paravian theropod dinosaur, possibly an anchiornithid, from Middle Jurassic or early Late Jurassic deposits of western Liaoning, China. It contains a single species, Xiaotingia zhengi.
-Wikipedia
Xiaotingia is a genus of paravian theropod dinosaur, possibly an anchiornithid, from Middle Jurassic or early Late Jurassic deposits of western Liaoning, China. It contains a single species, Xiaotingia zhengi.
-Wikipedia
If you see this post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If you see this post a bird
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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I’d love your favorite low filament 3D print files, any connections to people who want to host whistle events, and donations to my Albany Park neighbors (they help feed families with school aged kids)
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’d love your favorite low filament 3D print files, any connections to people who want to host whistle events, and donations to my Albany Park neighbors (they help feed families with school aged kids)
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You know that shipment of 20,000 whistles I got Wednesday? We’re down to about 7,000
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You know that shipment of 20,000 whistles I got Wednesday? We’re down to about 7,000
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incredible that these guys have a massive hard on for a country that, if it were a state, would rank behind kansas in terms of wealth and which would be a total backwater if it weren’t economically integrated with more functional countries
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
incredible that these guys have a massive hard on for a country that, if it were a state, would rank behind kansas in terms of wealth and which would be a total backwater if it weren’t economically integrated with more functional countries
Local primates! Admire the cake of my friend's birth!
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Local primates! Admire the cake of my friend's birth!
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Michelle Carter was sent to prison for less than what ChatGPT has done repeatedly.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Michelle Carter was sent to prison for less than what ChatGPT has done repeatedly.
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The Times interviewed dozens of migrant men sent to a prison in El Salvador by the Trump administration. Independent forensic analysts called the testimony credible and consistent and said the treatment met the U.N.’s definition of torture.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
‘You Are All Terrorists’: Four Months in a Salvadoran Prison
www.nytimes.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The Times interviewed dozens of migrant men sent to a prison in El Salvador by the Trump administration. Independent forensic analysts called the testimony credible and consistent and said the treatment met the U.N.’s definition of torture.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
I just put 800 cans of corn in 400 boxes and it feels good.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I just put 800 cans of corn in 400 boxes and it feels good.
Computer, enhance.
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Computer, enhance.
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HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
I don't know for sure what happened to that women, but it is definitely still happening.
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I don't know for sure what happened to that women, but it is definitely still happening.
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@theguardian.com throwing some shade at the cesspool of abnormality that is #America
Rooting for you #NYC #Mamdani
Rooting for you #NYC #Mamdani
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
@theguardian.com throwing some shade at the cesspool of abnormality that is #America
Rooting for you #NYC #Mamdani
Rooting for you #NYC #Mamdani