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Alt Ordo Malleus

@nikkicecily.bsky.social

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She/Her. Commie. Ranger. C’s/LAD/Pats. 40k-pilled (Ultramarines). indie music, Scandi metal, sundresses, videogames, AEW, mental heath. Inveterate lesbian flirt.

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · Nov 9

I’m going to get started on here by trying to be positive and open and helpful to others, as well as introduce myself, and I think a good way to do this will be to talk about mental illness and the coping mechanisms I use! This will be a thread I hope to keep adding to #mentalhealth #positivity

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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 13h

Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 15h

good riddance dirtball. hope everyone who lined up behind you has a long conversation with themselves tonight, in their garage

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 38m

Multiple people lol

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 15h

Daily bunny no.3129 flew in from the mainland

A bunny in a beach house by the sea waves to another bunny who has just emerged from a single-person plane, a blue seaplane with a central pontoon. It is sunset, and there is a coastal city visible in the distance

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say yesseract to the tesseract 💜🖤💛🧡💜🩷💜💙🩷🤍💙 @tesseract.bsky.gay · 15h

i think the lesson here today is that when war criminals die it's good luck. i for one think we should take this concept to its logical conclusion.

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 8h

We have to go HARD on getting the anti-Mamdani DNC-types to toe the line, too

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Three days into the postseason, and good teams actively trying to get worse to save money, but somehow the Dodgers are the problem

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Shota Imanaga has reportedly become a free agent after the Cubs have declined to exercise the team's option and he has declined his player option, per multiple reports including MLB's Jordan Bastian.

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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 15h

My only nitpick is the phrase “the transgender community.” Just say “if you’re transgender”. There’s no singular transgender community. There are many many small and overlapping ones. It’s ok to just be transgender. It’s not a dirty word you have to soften with terms like “community.”

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Matt Gorecki @goreckis.co · 15h

As you celebrate Mamdani’s victory, I want to take in that it was not a victory for the Democratic Party. He won in spite of the party.

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Redneck of the Edmund Fitzgerald @amagire.bsky.social · 14h

as recently as this morning I would have said "there's nothing that can possibly happen to make me wish dick cheney could have lived just one more day"

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 9h

WE HAD SUCH A GOOD DAY YESTERDAY ANDY

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Annes Mien @annesmien.bsky.social · 11h

Watercolour painting of a Siamese cat called Sammy! The hardest part to paint was the scarf!
#cats #catsofbluesky #whiskerswednesday #petportraits
#art #watercolours #paintings

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Alex Schmidt @alexschmidty.bsky.social · 1d

the great @albertburneko.bsky.social on Dick Cheney, and everything: defector.com/dick-cheney-...

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 1d

Dick Cheney was a FATHER. He was a HUSBAND. What kind of monster would cackle ablut how he's being flayed alive by demons in a replica of an Abu Ghraib torture cell for all eternity while the angels sing and rejoice above just because he "violated the geneva convention" and "killed a million people"

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

we put together a megathread of onion articles on one of americas favorite now dead war criminals, some real gems in here

The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

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Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 9h

I know this about you!!!

Alt Ordo Malleus @nikkicecily.bsky.social · 9h

This is a really good idea

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 17h

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.

The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 16h

Gotta hit 'em with the ol' classic.

@Deadspin to @realdonaldtrump Go fuck yourself.

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Velodus 🦃🍂 @velodus.bsky.social · 14h

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.