Alt Ordo Malleus
@nikkicecily.bsky.social
She/Her. Commie. Ranger. C’s/LAD/Pats. 40k-pilled (Ultramarines). indie music, Scandi metal, sundresses, videogames, AEW, mental heath. Inveterate lesbian flirt.
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I’m going to get started on here by trying to be positive and open and helpful to others, as well as introduce myself, and I think a good way to do this will be to talk about mental illness and the coping mechanisms I use! This will be a thread I hope to keep adding to #mentalhealth #positivity
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"Ha, ha! Why yes, I suppose he does!"
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Ha, ha! Why yes, I suppose he does!"
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Tonight we’re doing a request by @becadreads.bsky.social
Archaeopteryx. It was a small theropod dinosaur that lived in what is now Germany back in the Late Jurassic.
Archaeopteryx was roughly the size of a raven, and had both bird and dinosaur like features. Making it a transitional fossil.
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Archaeopteryx. It was a small theropod dinosaur that lived in what is now Germany back in the Late Jurassic.
Archaeopteryx was roughly the size of a raven, and had both bird and dinosaur like features. Making it a transitional fossil.
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December 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Tonight we’re doing a request by @becadreads.bsky.social
Archaeopteryx. It was a small theropod dinosaur that lived in what is now Germany back in the Late Jurassic.
Archaeopteryx was roughly the size of a raven, and had both bird and dinosaur like features. Making it a transitional fossil.
👇👇
Archaeopteryx. It was a small theropod dinosaur that lived in what is now Germany back in the Late Jurassic.
Archaeopteryx was roughly the size of a raven, and had both bird and dinosaur like features. Making it a transitional fossil.
👇👇
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I'm drinking but my cat is the one falling over bc he is stupid
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I'm drinking but my cat is the one falling over bc he is stupid
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I am crude because I am disgusted by the religious pearl clutching that denies joy and shames human bodies.
I use words like 'fuck' and 'cunt' because they are perfectly fine words painted ugly by pathetic sick controlling men.
I do not aim to offend, I aim to be free.
I use words like 'fuck' and 'cunt' because they are perfectly fine words painted ugly by pathetic sick controlling men.
I do not aim to offend, I aim to be free.
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I am crude because I am disgusted by the religious pearl clutching that denies joy and shames human bodies.
I use words like 'fuck' and 'cunt' because they are perfectly fine words painted ugly by pathetic sick controlling men.
I do not aim to offend, I aim to be free.
I use words like 'fuck' and 'cunt' because they are perfectly fine words painted ugly by pathetic sick controlling men.
I do not aim to offend, I aim to be free.
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I am taking the opportunity to once again remind you of the time Naomi Wolf thought Apple invented time machines run by vaccines
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I am taking the opportunity to once again remind you of the time Naomi Wolf thought Apple invented time machines run by vaccines
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Hey, howdy, hi.
So if anyone has any specific dinosaur or prehistoric creature they want me to do a fact on, just leave it here and I’ll do one!
Or if you have any questions about anything dino or dino adjacent things you’ve wondered about! 😊
So if anyone has any specific dinosaur or prehistoric creature they want me to do a fact on, just leave it here and I’ll do one!
Or if you have any questions about anything dino or dino adjacent things you’ve wondered about! 😊
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Hey, howdy, hi.
So if anyone has any specific dinosaur or prehistoric creature they want me to do a fact on, just leave it here and I’ll do one!
Or if you have any questions about anything dino or dino adjacent things you’ve wondered about! 😊
So if anyone has any specific dinosaur or prehistoric creature they want me to do a fact on, just leave it here and I’ll do one!
Or if you have any questions about anything dino or dino adjacent things you’ve wondered about! 😊
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Has anyone actually been bullied by "the jocks" in their life? Because everyone I've ever met who did sports was extremely nice
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Has anyone actually been bullied by "the jocks" in their life? Because everyone I've ever met who did sports was extremely nice
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I think the fact that people are pining over George W Bush kind of Republicans is proof that Americans never really learn
December 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I think the fact that people are pining over George W Bush kind of Republicans is proof that Americans never really learn
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there's a local very new sausage dog who has managed to produce the loudest bark i've ever heard in a dog let alone a tiny one, and it's always a frantic bark she directs at everything, and she's very tiny and very silly and the owner always trying to go SSSH SSSH at her but she's all BIG NOISES
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
there's a local very new sausage dog who has managed to produce the loudest bark i've ever heard in a dog let alone a tiny one, and it's always a frantic bark she directs at everything, and she's very tiny and very silly and the owner always trying to go SSSH SSSH at her but she's all BIG NOISES
I really wish I didn’t live in the golden age of infantilization
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I really wish I didn’t live in the golden age of infantilization
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
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Do people think you swear an oath of fealty to a game studio when you buy a game
December 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Do people think you swear an oath of fealty to a game studio when you buy a game
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Time for my semi-regular and totally random reminder that you do not know anything about professional athletes and celebrities behind closed doors, especially not their personalities and beliefs, and that almost all "he's one of the good ones" narratives are entirely invented based on nothing.
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Time for my semi-regular and totally random reminder that you do not know anything about professional athletes and celebrities behind closed doors, especially not their personalities and beliefs, and that almost all "he's one of the good ones" narratives are entirely invented based on nothing.
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Sorry for the late dino fact, I’m in the process of getting hot again (dying my hair).
So you know the Brachiosaurus from Jurassic Park?
Of course you do, she’s an icon.
Well, she actually more closely resembles Giraffatitan.
And this time it isn’t because of an executive decision.
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So you know the Brachiosaurus from Jurassic Park?
Of course you do, she’s an icon.
Well, she actually more closely resembles Giraffatitan.
And this time it isn’t because of an executive decision.
👇👇
December 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Sorry for the late dino fact, I’m in the process of getting hot again (dying my hair).
So you know the Brachiosaurus from Jurassic Park?
Of course you do, she’s an icon.
Well, she actually more closely resembles Giraffatitan.
And this time it isn’t because of an executive decision.
👇👇
So you know the Brachiosaurus from Jurassic Park?
Of course you do, she’s an icon.
Well, she actually more closely resembles Giraffatitan.
And this time it isn’t because of an executive decision.
👇👇
The holy millennial ritual of listening to Sufjan Stevens Christmas albums while decorating the tree
December 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The holy millennial ritual of listening to Sufjan Stevens Christmas albums while decorating the tree
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Has anyone read any good novels this year about middle-class people shuffling about and worrying about their feelings? It's my favourite genre and I feel like I've been neglecting it recently
December 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Has anyone read any good novels this year about middle-class people shuffling about and worrying about their feelings? It's my favourite genre and I feel like I've been neglecting it recently
OMG SHAMELESS EVEN FOR YANKEE FANS
Over on the Toilet Fire site, there are yankees fans actually accusing the Dodgers of buying their championships. Cry more ya losers
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
OMG SHAMELESS EVEN FOR YANKEE FANS
PREACH IT
grand theft auto might be the most boring video game series ever
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
PREACH IT
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re-read the ending of superman smashes the klan last night and it actually made me choke up a little. it genuinely might be a perfect comic. everyone needs to read it
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
re-read the ending of superman smashes the klan last night and it actually made me choke up a little. it genuinely might be a perfect comic. everyone needs to read it
Anyone who has a job where they sit in a chair the whole day is at least slightly sus
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Anyone who has a job where they sit in a chair the whole day is at least slightly sus
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Going to the AEW show in Manchester tonight, and decided to make a sign that really speaks my truth.
December 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Going to the AEW show in Manchester tonight, and decided to make a sign that really speaks my truth.
Honest question for you dumplings: does ANYONE still watch boxing?
December 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Honest question for you dumplings: does ANYONE still watch boxing?